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Biggest Problem Reboot Episode 2

🕑 Added 2021-06-01 15:15:24 +0000 UTC

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I like how Dick's argument about the metric vs imperial is both smart and dumb. There is no practical difference between the two systems in day to day life. Even if Americans could somehow magically switch from metric overnight with no need to get used to it, there would be no real benefit to that. But he would be totally fucked if he tried feet, gallons and pound-force in a European hardware store. He would fail building a table just the same.

Mike D

I love my hot water, air dryer Bidet. I also have a cold water bidet that is great. That cold water bidet will wake you up in the morning.

I hate that everything has to be child proof now. Fuuuck that, adult only everything.

ErbBetaPatched

Fahrenheit > Celsius. Celsius is so dumb sciencetists dont even use it for maths. They use Kelvin because Celsius is really gay.

They call it overeaters anonymous. As though there was any hiding it

Vito would be a great companion to make this a monthly show.

Daniel Atwater

Lack of bidets hit home until vito started talking about metric shit. The US adopted the metric system since the 1890s and we teach SI units in schools. Oh no our street signs say mph who fucking cares get fucked

Daniel Atwater

And I've never had to do that in my entire life.

Diego Avalos Cortes

And call it what it is. The biggest problem of the universe. Not "the dick show: tbpitu" or "bonus episode: tbpitu" straight out call it tbpitu; you own the trademark after all.

Diego Avalos Cortes

What's wrong with the imperial system?

The metric system is also useful for converting from cubic length to volume. 1 cubic centimeter is one mililiter

Kevin MacAllister

A monthly bonus would be sick. Fat brain is a huge problem, at least alcoholics can admit that they convince themselves to drink more through mental gymnastics. Maybe these people need FA, Fatties anonymous

Girf Strongweiner

Ignore the FUDders. More BP Reboot!!!

Justin Lee

I miss the original bpitu format this just feels like the dickshow with extra vitto... Not bad but not as good as It could/should be

Chocolate Noodle

I welcome kid-friendly Pride shit as an additional evolutionary filter

Jimothy

Don’t make it a monthly bonus show, make it it’s own show.

Mr. Neil

✅ The Metric System

Will

I'm seeing a lack of representation on the bidet argument in here. Honestly who wants to sand their b-hole with 60 grit at work? Just let me blast it! Also, Vito said how many gallons it uses. What is that in liters?

Balrage

If there is not a "x lost" song this week I am going to be VERY disappointed.

w0rp

I have a gay Dad, and the "Kid-Friendly Pride" one really resonates with me.

Basket of Grapes

Switched to beer brewing using metric and it's much better to measure 10.37 liters for the mash because I can just weigh it. I could round that one up to 2 gallons + 3 quarts, but I just find it easier when you don't get a round gallon part. Plus hops and water salts were in grams anyway on my recipes, and now I can eyeball the grain/water ratios since grain is in kg and 1liter=1kg.

Kid-friendly pride is a huge problem. Having kids involved in anything sexual/debaucherous will melt their tiny brains like the dildos they get from pride parades, left in the back seat of your hot car. Also, Doomsday Prepper's camp is just regular camping.

Tigranes

I'm looking forward to Dick forcing Vito to listen to a loser song or other punishment after Vito graciously didn't do it on the next one.

James Foster

except we refuse to let people pay for their own mistakes

As someone who identifies as fat and also retarded, I do not endorse the words of these fat retards. Disavow.

Fat Brain is definitely the biggest problem considering the arguments of the metric vs. imperial debate

Matt C

Dick is an idiot, I built my deck using the metric system and it was ten times easier than using imperial. All I needed was my trusty 0.0000013km drill bit and 0.0048km planks to cut down and assemble. I forgot a decimal place at one point and drilled a hole as big as a hubcap but I threw some builders bog in there and its as good as new. ez

skooma_puma

monthly bonus would be fine if it means more quality arguments, gfy

Stefan Johansen

Dick is infinitely more of an ally than any of these chumps asking for a watering down of pride and I was so gassed about it, then he started talking this shit about the metric system so fuck yourself Dick.

Critical Thinking

what else would u call it?

GreebyJeebys

Does Vito call soccer football?

justjohnny

Absolutely make this a monthly show. Better yet allow some of the patreonis to bring in a problem so we can evaluate how stupid we are.

Domiepotato

I do not want dicks in my butt.

Dick Masterson

Lumber in mm's? What are you building, a house for ants!?

Fat brain is natural selection at work.

theKBsHouse

To answer your conundrum you use cm and mm to measure for example lumber. mm is about the thickness of your fingernail, smallest measurement you could ever give two fucks about. You idiot. Also voted for Vito.