[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 61 - Dick on Forever Whiskey
🕑 Added 2021-08-01 15:55:48 +0000 UTCGay candle rage, a new bar for innocence, heroin soda, greeting cards for men, an anti-N-word defense generator, little girls' gymnastics Tamogotchi, $80,000 vaccinations, putting Bill Cosby in perspective, Forever Whiskey, and Maddox gets a probable prostitute off with a kitchen appliance; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!
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Chocolate Noodle
Maddox nutted instantly and the frother saga happened about ten minutes later
Forever Whiskey already exists https://www.jackdaniels.com/en-us/whiskey/single-barrel/personal-collection/inquiry-form
The Gentleman Sausage
Don't call yourself a foodie if you don't even have a foodsona
BootyEater
Wait, so Maddox kept referring to the girl, he had sleep over, as a child. Does this make him a pedo or does he just have a pedo fantasy like all his piss and shit fantasies?
Clyde Frog
Here's why your heroin soda won't work Dick, The amount of heroin lost through the first pass metabolism of your liver is significant. Couple that with low oral bioavailability, meaning you'll be wasting some in the stomach and the liver. Heroin junkies are all about efficiency with their habit, the most potent shit they can find. Hence why they flock to a certain dealer when people drop dead. Not to mention....places like NY and LA/Bay Area you can just get all your works for free, buy the drugs with your government tugboat money, shoot up your smack in public and the cops wont stop you hahahah.
Gold
Thanks be to the 20 million dollar man
Dick Masterson
July
Gonna count this as august or July bonus?