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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 73 - Thu 5PM PST

🕑 Added 2022-08-04 00:36:24 +0000 UTC

Comments

Al Hunt

Augmented reality glasses to show your girlfriend/wife exactly where to scratch your back. It displays a cute puppy on the spot that you want scratched, and encourages them with positive affirmations.

An auto logging device for husbands and boyfriends. This device would log every time your wife or girlfriend was wrong or made a mistake. This way you will have that instant recall like women seem to always have in an argument. Like I know you've done some equally dumbshit like I just did but I can't ever pull something on the fly because I'm not a vindictive cunt.

A counter at every gas station with a trap door for people that are cashing more than one lottery ticket. I just want to get my shit and get out, not wait for you to cash out your poor investment plan.

Joey Liefting

Invention idea: A device that you can touch to your cars windscreen on cold mornings. So you don't have to sit there like a stagnant turd for 10 minutes pouring room temperature water on your windows just to be able to go to work.

Petty

A completely unnecessary medication that gullible people can take that just kills them five months later.

I have an invention A urine or saliva test to see if a women is actually on birth control. It doesn't even have to work, their reaction to the test is everything you need to know