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Episode 430 - Dick on Bad Bail

🕑 Added 2024-10-07 15:29:57 +0000 UTC

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slightly_Toast

i can save you Kat Gehl! come home to me

Jrad

Lol I don't care if you come to my apartment or my various workplaces that I no longer work at. I'm currently being followed by federal police until I leave the state. I'm very happy for your marriage, just be good to your man and everything will work out. Much love.

Jrad

I won't bother watching but please know I am a shitlord jokey man lol, don't frog tower these degenerates please hahahaha. Please be kind to yourself love! You'll feel better

Kat Gehl

https://youtu.be/c73S9ZBVJBw?si=IY9m2hoWt7Q5bqfE

Kat Gehl

https://music.apple.com/us/album/oblong-citrus-fruits-remastered/1766339105?i=1766339106

Kat Gehl

In order to escape accountability for his crimes, the perpetrator does everything in his power to promote forgetting. Secrecy and silence are the perpetrator’s first line of defense. If secrecy fails, the perpetrator attacks the credibility of his victim. If he cannot silence her absolutely, he tries to make sure that no one listens. To this end, he marshals an impressive array of arguments, from the most blatant denial to the most sophisticated and elegant rationalization. After every atrocity one can expect to hear the same predictable apologies: it never happened; the victim lies; the victim exaggerates; the victim brought it upon herself; and in any case it is time to forget the past and move on. The more powerful the perpetrator, the greater is his prerogative to name and define reality, and the more completely his arguments prevail. The perpetrator’s arguments prove irresistible when the bystander faces them in isolation. Without a supportive social environment, the bystander usually succumbs to the temptation to look the other way. This is true even when the victim is an idealized and valued member of society. Soldiers in every war, even those who have been regarded as heroes, complain bitterly that no one wants to know the real truth about war. When the victim is already devalued (a woman, a child), she may find that the most traumatic events of her life take place outside the realm of socially validated reality. Her experience becomes unspeakable. (excerpt from TRAUMA AND RECOVERY)

Kat Gehl

You sound like a real peach.

Kat Gehl

I’m Catholic- it’s always spooky season

Kat Gehl

Dude that was nearly a decade ago and I married the love of my life in May of 2023. You, however, FASCINATE me. Prepare to be scrutinized, heavily.

Kat Gehl

I enjoyed every second

Kat Gehl

Glasses on or off? Hair up or down?

Kat Gehl

Hi you seem to be very passionate about your feelings here, wanna hash this out in DMs or over coffee even?

Jrad

Your crime of making everyone think I was responsible for your meth-addled chicanery all these years is very serious. You will pay, but not financially. I might fuck your failure of a father up the arse in front of you for a laugh, and I ain't even the slightest bit of a bumosexual. Just the knowledge of making him my little faggot will be enough. I can taste your tears already, mmmmmmmmmmm!

Jrad

I can't believe I was getting blamed for your insane spergery this whole time, Ms Girl. Stop playing CIA, you silly little cunt, you're not as smart as you think you are. If we're to swing our lil' peckers around, I was a contractor for the Victoria Police Ethical Standards Department at age 19, with unlimited access to the entire police-of-the-police database, because they didn't know what encryption was back then. I'm now your age and am more of a jaded old fuck than you could imagine. The point being: I am more evil and much more capable than some piss ant bond collector. There is always someone better at what you do, even if you're really good at it. Just admit you wanted to fuck Maddox with your vagina. Your ego literally won't let you admit objective facts. Happy spooky season.

Napoleon Pershing Cornelius

OK! When's your birthday?!

Kat Gehl

Dm me on Instagram @MrsSnoreJuice and I will invite you to my birthday party at Barfly’s ATX

Napoleon Pershing Cornelius

Did you report it to SAPR?

Napoleon Pershing Cornelius

Cat girl was incredible. I need more cat girl in my life

Sasha Mills

You should have saved the "you may hate this episode" disclaimer for this.

Cawdorne

This is being nice

elmelanomalo

I'll sub if you can get Maddox to subject himself to your company.

Kat Gehl

don’t you love a good October surprise!?! #votemadparty Alfred E Neuman aka Jim F Donovan for President!

Kat Gehl

(◡‿◡✿) ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶(⊙▂⊙)

Four loko enthusiast

This interview made me actually miss the cum pizza guy

Al Hunt

It's still not enough.

endocrine_disruptor

This episode made me miss Chris the Kiwi.

Chicanery

I keep checking it every now and again. Never seen a guest get insulted THIS much before lol

hibimini

Is that you? How do you feel about how this episode went?

MrFranks

This must be the most commented on episode in history of TDS 🤣

FatPiggy

This chick could just never shut the fuck up, id rather pour HIV blood in my ears than listen to her

Mnemonic

We wanna know aswell.

shitlips

How do you afford the patreon but you can't afford bail

slightly_Toast

Is that you babe?

Disciple of Dagon

Lights off, door shut please.

Dong Perry

Why would you say that ^ here?

Kat Gehl

Thank you! 😘💌💋

Kat Gehl

Chaos, even!

Kat Gehl

💣❤️‍🔥💃

Kat Gehl

well then take a nap

Kat Gehl

Hear Hear!

Kat Gehl

Close! Silver Spectre from Watchmen.

Kat Gehl

💋

Kat Gehl

Wait till you hear MY podcast 🤣

Kat Gehl

That’s the moderator and administrator team’s fault, they let any and everyone in the Dick show.

Kat Gehl

I did, at a Marine Corp Ball in Laughlin Nevada, 2009. Kinda…my origin story, lmao.

Kat Gehl

take an aspirin and drink some water and tell these things to your nurse and medical team- why say this here?

Kat Gehl

You’ll find another gal, plenty of fish in the sea!

Kat Gehl

This is the Dick show- I move that I am the last woman to ever grace this podcast- this should never have any women on it ever ever ever ever ever ever. Ever.

Kat Gehl

It’s gonna be okay, just take a sip of juice, lie down, and enjoy a little nappy nap. Do you want the lights on? Are you tucked in? Have a good sleep, child man.

Kat Gehl

You don’t know what words mean? How sad! 😢

Kat Gehl

😘

Kat Gehl

Sounds like a you problem. Try putting a babel fish in your ear.

Kat Gehl

🤣

Kat Gehl

I know, right?

Kat Gehl

Well, I will not thank you for this not nice thing you just said

Kat Gehl

😅

Kat Gehl

Trust me, it’s likely the other way around

Kat Gehl

Get some Clit in your ear. Competing Podcast- The Clit Show, starring all of your faves!

Kat Gehl

Lmao

Kat Gehl

Oh well I could somehow afford $1 to join this hot mess so who gave me that?!

Dre dog

ALSO I didn't get a Sean's Guitar Talk because of it

Dre dog

God i fucking hate this lady i can't believe you let her drone on so long. At least you hit he at the end

Matt C

God Damn, where's a Sean Connery backhand when you need one.

Christopher Phillips

Jesus Christ, Mr. CumBuckets owes her husband an apology, poor guy. Hell he owes us all an apology after that

Publius

That lying, stupid female eas insufferable and completely mentally ill.

Justin

They knew she couldn't get someone to pay $5

Mnemonic

Which dumb cunt of a judge set the bailout to $250?

nop

Dick needs to try to undo that bailout. Big mistake. She is way too annoying to be roaming free.

Michael Toth

I was raped in the ear

Big 'O'

It'll be seldomly heard. Oh, wait. That's Discouraging Word.

Renegade Priest

Sjon is gray-rocking the shit out of that lunatic! 🤣

Mnemonic

cat lady sounds like a con artist, probably is.

Hayden Mascadri

I watched this 2 days ago and she is still talking in my head get her out.

Millhouse

That fuckin woman holy moly

shitlips

that woman was so bad I can't help but feel like she owes me money

Justin Coley

Just catching and watching, at the union point - not seen the Cat/Dog segment yet. 1] Did Vito lick Dick's camera? 2] Please stop talking over Schezuan.

slightly_Toast

What a fucking broad. If she could just suck me off

Video_ouija_

I heard sean was starting a new duo podcast, The DisCOURAGING Word, with that chick.

L

Poor Dick. Had the perfect promise of content but it is cursed to something indecipherable. We lost!

Deason Connolly

is that a thing? dick should get on that

The Magician Formerly Known as Stiffalis

Can you please start uploading the video to the patreon page? I hate Patreons media player, but Rumble is even more broken now that they play ads every 7 minutes.

Renegade Priest

I will not thank your guest for not killing herself.

MrFranks

Holy shit

Jeff M

Has anybody seen that show Andor? In it, they create a torture device that uses unimaginably horrible audio to break prisoners to get them to instantly confess, leaving lasting psychological damage. I can’t put my finger on it, but something about this episode made me think of that.

Chicanery

"The Cherynobl Of Women" is one of his best one liners.

Jimothy

Last week I complained about how long it took to get to this interview. I retract that statement and hope we can just get a write up and let google AI turn it into a podcast interview

Mr. Hamilton Burger

Andy Dufresne wasn't raped onscreen, but according to Red's narration, sometimes he lost the fight to the Sisters and they presumably had their way with him. And Mr. Krabs is Clancy Brown -- Kurgan from Highlander himself.

Steyr

That phone call was unlistenable, holy shit.

MarktheCzar

I know someone like that lady in real life, I wish to never speak to them again. Thank you for bringing up the most headache inducing memories possible.

Mike Incalcaterra

An entire interview without even a single coherent thought from the guest. Simply amazing.

Disciple of Dagon

I felt like I was having a stroke listening to the woman. Absolutely nonsensical, gibberish, fuck you and fuck everyone.

Chicanery

Dick's one liner about calling Vito on a property matter was almost as good as Sean's "assualt with words"

Chicanery

The comment about Maddox's cyclist cops was great. My favourite since "the ocean" line with JF

Andy Zucnedy

That phone call was the worst thing I have ever heard. Please never let another woman on the show.

Bootyman

used to know a chick like her, felt like i was getting vietnam flashbacks. jesus christ that was painful

Coiled Society

Vito will never beat the allegations

Dong Perry

I've got a horrible fucking headache jesus

Stormy

If only she got Jokered

The Gentleman Sausage

So she's the reason I got to be under my real name as one of the 5000 Nazi gangstalkers on Maddox's website for being in a group on a website I haven't used in years. Neat! Thanks, manic catgirl

Al Hunt

Dick: "What did you assault him with?" Sean: "Words" The Zing King remains undefeated.

elmelanomalo

jfc that genuinely ruined my day, please add a trigger warning next time.

Rev

I have never listened to a more insufferable woman ever. Just constant rambling, talking over people, going off topic, and never answering any question straight. I feel bad for anyone that has to have a "conversation" with that woman, because she clearly has zero understanding of the meaning of the concept. Fucking amazing

no no

I’ve never screamed at my phone before today, thanks Dick. Love the show!

415 nick

This woman’s narcissism and dilution are working together beautifully to make her completely insufferable

Blart Sampson

Where can I find that video of the woman complaining about how they have to be masculine showing clips of other women failing at doing masculine things? Please thanks

Ryanhw12

Mining operations will take much longer but we'll find it

Tardy Johnson

This was the most womany woman to ever woman

Tardy Johnson

Dicks camera is fucked on this episode. Love the show guys

hibimini

She's the real life Harley Quinn

Ben

Damn. We wait a week for an ep and then have to skip 2/3rds of it because of this cackling schizo. I beg you never have her on again.

Ryanhw12

Jesus christ I was exhausted just listening to that caller

Joe Seff

2 minutes into the caller and it’s one of the worst yet

J.Rob.Detailing.Ireland

That was mayhem

awkwardly-poised

This is a tough one. How are we gonna mine cat girl for the goss when she's _this_ manic and impossible to listen to?

Berzerk850

A guest so bad, sean was attempting suicide

Boan

Exceptionally annoying woman on the episode today.

Bethany West

That bitch manic AF

Long Dong Silver

That woman would not shut up. She was the worst

Advan0s

That was the most painful call in so far. Holy shit

macdelerious

Bailing a woman out of jail, how could that possibly go poorly?

J

This call in personifies the inability of women to tell a story.

Goldilocks

You know the caller is bad when even Sean isn’t engaging with them

Tortrest

Might be the worst caller ever, it was funny to listen to but I was so happy when it was over.

Jackrockstar

You slowly start to understand why no one bailed her out, but an excellent call in for sure

SyntheticShinobi

I can’t fathom why you didn’t play the voicemail because nobody is going to want to hear from that meth addict again. You might as well have played it, penny for a pound and all.

Zach

Money on your mind

SyntheticShinobi

Jesus fucking Christ that caller was absolutely infuriating. Multiple times I gestured to shoot myself in the mouth at work. All my coworkers think I’m even more retarded than they already did. Thanks dick