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Episode 438 - Dick on Good News, Bad News
🕑 Added 2024-12-02 15:44:18 +0000 UTCDownload the MP3 | Rumble | Vimeo | Storj
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Jinn Strongheart
Thank you, Sean! Good luck, Dick!
js
Good luck you two!
Aaron Francis
I'm absolutely gutted to hear Sezchaun is leaving the show. For the past decade of my life Sean has been a part of my weekly routine and hearing his sultry reasoned voice was always a treasured joy. I'm going to truly miss you Sean and I wish you the best in life. I really did take your hilarious conversations with Dick each week for granted. All I have to say is I hope whoever fills your seat will be even half as cool as the REAL Cool Sean.
mrbanks
Sean's leaving and Dick is pregnant. What an episode. I was always sad when he would skip a week, but now he's skipping the rest of the show. I'll really miss ya, Sean.
Disciple of Dagon
Man... Sean won't see this but thank you for your time. I've been watching this show since I was teenager and Sean's always been a favourite of mine. Level-headed, witty and charismatic to boot. You'll be missed Sean, all the best.
Daniel Atwater
Going from World Touring LA Based Comedian to just Uncle Sean feels like the right and wholesome way to go
Daniel Atwater
The part that made me cry, when Dick understands why Sean is leaving and understands it completely. We all understand, Sean hates being "plugged in", it's fucking draining, it's a different world now than when the show started, I want to unplug too. Congrats on the future baby Dick/Dickina, what an emotional rollercoaster of an episode.
Kapten
Congratulations, Dick! Smooth sailing, Sean! What a milestone of an episode.
Slash
Vote up parasocial relationships. I am not well. Farewell Sean, you beautiful V-neck wearing, zinger throwing, smooth audio enjoyer.
Skonris
It's sad to see Sean go, but it's nice to know that he's still thinking about being involved in some capacity.
OldStump
You’re definitely retarded
OldStump
Goodbye smooches for Sean.
Rico S
This is not the end, it's just the next chapter for both Dick and Sean. GFY
TeenyFatz
As an executive producer of the dick show I find it highly unprofessional that Sean did not give me two week’s notice
SeltzerWater
Congrats on baby Dick and smooches for Sean! You reach stages in life where you're feeling unhappy for some reason or another, need to simplify and take stock of things, and maybe decide to follow your own path for awhile. Looking forward to the "Reunited Tour" in 20 years! Or maybe once Sean has a Spotify deal for "Guitar Talk" and is performing at Madison Square Garden!
J.Rob.Detailing.Ireland
Thank you
John Johnson
I hope Sean gets these messages. Thank you for all the incredible entertainment over the years, famous world touring comedian. Remember the Unexpected Houseguests problem? Couldn’t have happened without Sean. Animal corner? AI Maddox? So many great bits in addition to the thoughtful commentary and zingers. Keep doing what you love, buddy.
JoeMama
So long Sean, you were half the reason I started listening, and half why I keep listening. Congrats dick, but now we see if this makes you put a ring on it.
alikentrek Dobs
Best news ever followed by the worst news ever. Congrats Dick, we will miss you Sean !
Brandon Lee
Seeing dick shed some tears really got to me. Love you Sean buddy and congratz Dick.
Rimantas Stankevičius
I think Sean's monologue was the longest time on the show where Dick hadn't started arguing or derailing a conversation. The worst part for Dick must be that he has no way to monetize this, unlike all the drama with Maddox. We'll miss you Sean, hoping to see you at least once in a while.
James Simmons
Easy travels Shaughn, until we meet again 🫡🫡🫡
OldStump
Peach saliva should send in more of those. But she’s not as funny without asterios.
OldStump
If you have to call in to let everyone know your boyfriend with tits isn’t crazy, I have bad news for you.
OldStump
Did he get rid of it or did other Mexicans take it from the yard?
deems
We're all gonna miss the hell out of you Sean. Thanks for all the memories and good luck on all your future endeavors. Sativa Sean forever.
HuMeme
Can you believe that Sean quit the show under these pretenses so he could avoid doing the live Dungeons and Dragons bit? Hope you have a good one and we'll miss you dearly.
Stefan Topuzov
Congrats Dick. Last smooches for Sean.
AJA
Is this that Sonichu curse I keep hearing about
Jeff
i pray for the ongoing fidelity of this show
Jeff
love you shawn, you have been a great voice of reason, but we only want you to do good man, be good buddy, great fucking run
Alex
Only Dick could get me hyped and excited about him becoming a dad, only to drop a piano on my head with Sean leaving
Tevas Lacey-Wood
Man first of all shocking and exciting news from dick hopefully the little fella can make it onto Dr. Phil before that rat bastard croaks, Secondly thank you Sean I've been listening since the early og biggest problem, frankly Sean's advice and mindset really helped me out when I was first getting clean, parasocial or not I'm gonna really miss ya on the show and I hope everything works out the way you need, thanks for ten wonderful years. HERES TO SEAN AND BABY DICK!
Renegade Priest
Sjon. It's not "Goodbye." It's "See you next Tuesday."
Video_ouija_
Good luck sean and grats baby
Thrasherlife397
Ya I did get a little womenly there for a minute hahaha thank you!
Mnemonic
I've followed Sean since the beginning of The Biggest Problem and his one liners always came out of nothing and hit like a nuke. Having him as a mainstay audio engineer on TDS is part of the show and it'll be waaay different without him. But I have no doubt dick can carry this boat himself aswell, he does all the content himself so I'm not worried. Good luck to both of you.
Ben
Actually on second thoughts I bet this is the work of a ***ish psychiatrist!
Ben
Is the show toxic? Or is the show holding a mirror to a toxic culture? Does it even matter?.. May Sean safely escape and enjoy being normal. Have to respect a man that makes that decision. Sean will be sorely missed.
Vincent Olson
Thank you Sean
Phranger
Dick's gonna need some baby sized Aviator's and a Cigar shaped pacifier.
DarkSceptre
XUAGHANNNNNN!!!!!
Triangular morning
I cried too. Great last episode, hoping the bonus does numbers.
Tigranes
I think he got a lot of emails on that one
Tigranes
You pull the turkey at 157 from the smoker (deepest part of breast) not 145. Your Dad went full moron and made medium rare turkey. Congrats on the baby.
Kevin
You’re retarded
John
What do I do with my life now? Be a productive member of society? fuck that
Christopher Phillips
Congrats Dick, you're going to be an awesome father. Godspeed Shaquan, you beautiful bastard.
Frisky Django
There’s never been a more appropriate title for an episode. Congrats to Dick For becoming a father and congrats to Sxuawn for getting the hell outta there
Jimothy
I feel like being called out about the puberty blockers and put down expedited the decision.
Zach Foster
Wonder how Taylor from PKA would be
Nicky9Lives
I can't believe dicks having a baby, I feel so betrayed what horrible news. I'm glad Sean's gone though.
Nicky9Lives
NOOOOOOOOO!
TwentyFourUsedSocks
Big congrats legend
Ellia
Congrats Dick and thank you Sean this podcast has brought some joy to the daily grind.
Joe Seff
Thanks for all the laughs Sean, you will be sorely missed. Good luck!
Dakota Garlitz
Congrats Dick!!! And good luck Sean!!!!!
Andy
Affirmative nod from a superlative rod 🫡 Farewell Shwaun….thanks for everything
nop
NOOOOOOOO! The end of an era. Thanks for all the fun Sean! You have had some of the funniest and unintentionally most savage takes trough the episodes.
Hayden Mascadri
Congrats and I hope you find what you are looking for sean!
Andrew Hazelet
Sad! Take care Sean!
Crimson Shins
Shauvn please tell me you’re not leaving because you love your other family more. Dick congrats on the kid, hope it doesn’t turn out retarded.
David Thielen
You can only stare into the abyss for so consistently for so long, best wishes Sean hope you get what you need out of it.
Eighty
Breaks my heart to know Sean is leaving, but I get that sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
Seb B
Sean, please imagine one more Dickhead shaking your hand and thanking you for coming. I still regret not taking the opportunity to do so at the Melbourne live show.
Methamphetaroids
"He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his like again." -Shakespeare Sean, you will be missed. Thank you.
V
Seems unwise to have both things in one Ep. Space out the content
PastePotPete
You know the love is real because everyone in this thread is spelling Sean's name normal.
Landrey Hawkins
Thanks Sean! You will be sorely missed. Also, congrats Dick!
Mike lea
Thanks for everything Sean! All the best.
SlayerN
Genuinely sad, you will be missed Sean. More than you'll ever know.
Chrisworld
Thank you for 10 awesome years Sean. Not much more to say. You are doing what you have to, this is how real men make announcements and move on - no drama or negativity. You gotta do what’s best for you man. Also, congrats dick. Going to be an interesting new era watching you become a dad lol.
Tdawg7
Fuck, man. This is sad.
The Gentleman Sausage
So Sean's leaving the show for the same reason many people try to get their parents to stop watching the news. Beholding stupidity via the news segments is doing a number. He can't look at one more fat activist without having an aneurysm
OldStump
This is worse than my wife cheating and stinking up my trunk.
Electrical Joe
Thanks Sean, please don’t turn into Maddox
Ivan G
Wild I have been hearing to shean and dick since highschool, the end of an era and the start of a new one
awkwardly-poised
I'll double my donation on the condition that Sean _does_ send in regular Guitar Talk.
Dick Smith
Great episode, can't wait for Dick to return to his Mexican roots and become hardcore Catholic the second his daughter pops out, and it will be a girl; the Great Magnet has one hell of a sense of humor.
definitely(not)nick
God is going to punish Dick by putting another woman in his house.
Bethany West
I’m 3 minutes in. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Mr. Hamilton Burger
With a team of professional civil war reenactors to help him.
JUDGERNAUT
Way to go making this about yourself like a woman! Jokes aside hope you're feeling better and never KYS
415 nick
Yo this episode was fuckin wild
Mr. Hamilton Burger
Even sooner than that. It was when he got rid of the squat rack.
Dogs Johnson
smooches for Sean, best straight man in the biz
JUDGERNAUT
wow what a rollercoaster of emotions
definitely(not)nick
Sean has seemed kind of burned out, I think this is for the best even though we will miss him greatly. I can only hope that he finds himself able make a one-off return some time in the far future. Godspeed you glorious ass farmer. o7
Gfyd
Holy shit what a week...
Pan Cake
The cohost contest is back?
Metal Donut
Noooooooooooooooo!
Ryan Rochman
I can’t believe it
Dogburndan
Me too. I've been listening to Sean for like 10 years, and I've been following Dick for like 15 years. Feels weird.
Dogburndan
I'm honestly more shocked about Dick's announcement than Sean's. Getting a dog was the beginning of the end. Dick will now only speak in vague aphorisms and "remember when"s.
zxcdolbaeb
I guess for the last time, Sean... Thank you.
Lishev
Sean will be sorely missed. Hope the free time does him good. The dick announcement had me stunned. Last guy I would have ever expected to let this happen. Most men get their rough edges sanded down from having kids but I can only see his getting sharper.
BootySalad
Sad to see you go Sean I've been listening the past 2 years and catching up and you two have always made me laugh and made my day a little bit brighter but I wish you the best in future endeavors smooches
a jeff
congrats dick and farewell sean
Thrasherlife397
A BABY… SEANS FINAL SHOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED THIS EPISODE… I discovered this show about a year ago. Unironically it has been the worst year of my life. I have feverishly listed to every single regular and bonus episode over this last year and it has helped me not purchase a ticket to Greenland Sean’s a big part of that. It’s sad to see him go but it makes sense and I wish him all the best!
endocrine_disruptor
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️....😭😭😭😭😭😭😭we love Sixwheeon
Friggity Frank
What an episode.
Gentle
Don’t do it sean
Joshua Hopkins
I resubed once I heard the news. Sean was really one of the best parts of the show. I'm a little bit upset at myself for how emotional this has left me. But I kinda grew up with this show, call it parasocial but it almost feels like loosing a loved one. The news completely hit me by surprise. Good luck to Sean with whatever else he plans for the future. I wish him all the best, he will be missed. Also congrats on the baby. Man, What an episode.
Mephisto
One in, one out. Brutal to see Sean leave, but understandable. Thanks for years of entertainment man.
Stephen Salmons
I will always love Sean. I feel like I'm losing a friend, but that's okay because he'll never know. Congrats on the baby, dick! Hopefully Maddox kills himself.
Publius
Thanks Sean. I don't blame you, if I had to react to fat women each week I'd be feeling fatigued too.
hibimini
TLDR: that girl who called from jail broke Shawn
Steyr
One last smooch for Sean.
Sam
Thanks for everything Sean. You're the fuckin man.
Mr. Hamilton Burger
Will Sean's dong still be on the show?
Long Dong Silver
Damn it Sean. You the man
chux4w
Shawn deleted himself :(
gscales
Thank you for the years of entertainment Sean, miss you already.
F E
"The light has gone out of my life."
AluiciousJenkinsTha3rd
This was literally the most bittersweet episode of a pod I’ve ever heard…congrats and farewell. I wish the both of you the best with all the changes coming your way! Cheers boys!!! 🍻
Heinous Anus
Send off Smooches Sean
Niggle V
The search for the co-host continues! Best of luck to Sean and congratulations Dick! Doug (TenNapel, not from Hoobastank) will be so proud!
Metal Gear H1tl3r, the tank that shoots nukes exclusively at Israel
The end of an era. Final smooches!
Tortrest
damn....
Abundance of Radishes
Thank you for posting the video on Patreon, so much better than Rumble or Vimeo.
Nicholas Mata
This is what it sounds like when dicks cry. God speed shan
Matt Bahr
And just like that, as mysteriously as he arrived, he was gone
James Streissand
Incredible podcast, thank you both for everything!
lemonsakee
I love Sean
Britz Man
I usually pirate your stuff but I had to sub to the patreon when I heard you have a bun in the oven!
Grand Peach
Now dick can guilt everyone else about the dangers of his child getting assaulted
Jackrockstar
Congrats Dick! We're gonna miss you, thank you for everything Shean!
C
Sean leaving literally made my heart sink
Atticus Finch
🥂
Zach
I don’t even know what to do. I’m devastated
Michael Toth
F
Cpt Cheez
I hear Sean’s gonna start ass farming full-time.
SyntheticShinobi
The only thing worse than dick potentially having a daughter is Sean retiring. Thanks for everything Sean!
Domiepotato
:(
