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Episode 369 - Dick on The Return of the King

🕑 Added 2023-07-25 15:12:27 +0000 UTC

Comments

McDangus

I love that there's a trigger warning on this one. Zherka is a coke(cola) fiend

Skör

Just a tip: If you're not watching it on mobile you can download the videos from rumble really easily. Makes it so you dont have to deal with the shitty playback on Rumble's site. I use the extension on Firefox (that's also on Chrome I believe) called Video DownloadHelper. Jdownloader works really well too but it's a standalone program on your pc and not an extension that's a bit more technically involved. Also it seems he's uploading to Mega as well and that has a download button built in as well as a better streaming experience than Rumble. Good luck brother!

HotShot Scott!

I loved Zherka; he is a bit much, but very entertaining.

Austin Desmond

If you’ve got a crazy person in your house are you really going to go in that hard on making fun of them?

Spiral

Where's my dick?!

Atticus Finch

Zhurka has to be in contention to be the dumbest person to ever be in studio, that includes all them big titty news girls too! AF is a retarded dumpster fire. It’s like Nick got the contact information from ancient aliens subscribers and recruited them all. They just traded aliens for Jesus. Go fuck yourselves, Atticus!

James Gartner

Isis and ice cream. A mean white dog. Let’s fucking go. Slurs, Sean and a redemption arc that Eric July couldn’t comprehend. I loved it.

Christopher Phillips

I actually really liked Zhurka. When he walked in I thought he was going to be a fuckboy idiot, but I liked his points. I was on board with Ralph until Zhurka kind of put him in his place. Ralph is overreacting imo. Lmao he lost me with the religious stuff, it's almost cute how hard he's trying.

OutForSmokes

Zhurka is even more annoying and unfunny than Ralf. They're both so retarded.

Jimothy

I never comment, but please never have Zhurka on again. Thank you

Ben

I hope Sean didn't quit the show after this.

Edwin Ivanauskas

Yeah but they need to make fun of them more, like that flat earther moron. They just let this dipshit ramble on and on.

Rev

Make sure to ask Szczean how he rates the episode out of 10. Seeing his reactions to internet bloodsports bullshit was incredible.

Martin O Keeffe

As soon as I saw the guest was the flat earth retard, I stopped.

Andrew Hazelet

I think that’s part of the bit lol. Getting insane guests to make fun of is fun

chux4w

Yeah, Ralph sucks.

Riley Van Der Karr

Zherka is so funny tbh amazing episode

Twang_Wangler

Thr guest was absolutely retarded today.

Jimmy Smits

Sour kiwi farmers

Jimmy Smits

They are jokes

Jimmy Smits

Oppenheimer was not from Germany

Josh Balidoy

Why is the MEGA file in 480p?

Abeezy

Best Yeah in a really long time, almost tempted to give it a full 10/10 but your weird hair detracted from your score. 9.5/10 yeah. Excellent otherwise. Also, thank you for giving these complete dunces the platform to see who deserves to be crowned King Fuckwit

JR

I feel dumber after hearing all that stupid shit from zherka. What a fucking drug-addled midwit. I didn’t think any guest might make me prefer the cum eating furry, but here we are. Jesus fucking christ.

Nobody Special

This shit is wild. I love it!

Goofy Goober

liberal

Poopfeast420

Listening to Zherka, who makes his living online and wants an influencer to be his thought leader babbling about how science hasn't done anything is truly entertaining. It's like watching a chimp piss into their own mouth at the zoo, but with a lot less intelligence involved.

Poopfeast420

Zherka is funny but it takes a mental deficiency beyond comprehension to make Ethan Ralph seem intelligent and coherent by comparison. Even if he's sober.

Poopfeast420

No, a retard flailing makes more sense.

Amaan Ver

Wow you put it on mega. I might actually keep the sub now that you're using something watchable. Hopefully I haven't missed anything in the last month

Austin

Great episode! Zherka is entertaining

Dick Masterson

What the fuck!?

skyvenom

Nicker, there's almost an entire hour cut.

Dick Masterson

No it isn’t.

skyvenom

the storj version is censored :(

Cave Johnson

Rumble is total shit. Bring back vimeo

Vinny Sarcophagus

you suck cocks, in all my cocaine years i never thought i was the smartest man on the planet because i did a lot of blow

Vinny Sarcophagus

zurka is such a fucking retard, he thinks he’s reached the top of the mountain intellectually, but he’s thinking like six levels behind where dick’s at

Diego Davila

Zherka comes out every year just to say some wildly controversial stuff, make money off of it, and then goes back into hiding. He really knows how to get clicks off of reactionary retards by being a retard. Dudes a legend lmao

Pig Feeler

The fuck are you talking about? This is the best episode since Asterios puking

Blart Sampson

Oh the irony of Ralph saying these are the ramblings of a drug addled mind lulz

Blart Sampson

Holy shit this show just keeps getting better and better

Jeremy Kurowski

To be fair, cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Jeremy Kurowski

And I thought that warning was click bait.

Blart Sampson

Make room for zirka on your peto shirt

Blart Sampson

Holy shit zirka and Ralph should have their own show! The chemistry is off the charts.

Abundance of Radishes

Zherka talking is like watching a retard flailing.

Mr. Hamilton Burger

Given that he claims to be motivated by disrespect, Ralph is basically alcoholic Isom.

Dick Masterson

If the distributed download fails, that’s probably on you.

Domiepotato

Zhurka was an actual retard but otherwise I really liked this one. I didn’t think I’d ever like Ralph again but this episode proves me wrong. Imo this is one for the ages.

DC_West

Warning - some of you can't play this episode because Rumble doesn't load it and Storj buffers every 2 seconds and it's download fails. Who'd you piss off this time, Dick?