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Bonus Episode 85 - Dick on Crossing The Spaghetti Rubicon: Part 1

🕑 Added 2023-12-05 14:06:17 +0000 UTC

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SeltzerWater

Rewatching this saga from the beginning because it's amazing. I can't imagine caring so much about a relationship or partnership with someone that you'd spend 'half a decade' making a video like this. Or any amount of time making it. You just move on, learn from the experience, and strive for something better. I think it would be too devastating for George to accept responsibility for his own decisions and behavior. He was one of the lucky ones and was presented with incredible opportunities in his career to achieve fame and wealth that he completely wasted and fucked up at every turn. If I were him I'd have to take myself out unless I convinced myself that somehow every shortcoming and failure was someone else's fault.

Disciple of Dagon

Engage deez nuts

Disciple of Dagon

Sean is the true ubermensch, Nietzsche would bust a million nuts at the sight of him

Disciple of Dagon

Suck me, buttboy

Ethan Delaney

I’ll penis you with my upside down person handler. I identify as upside down please address my asshole like my face, good day

Justin

Look at all the engagement on this post. Must be fake.

Pleb McGee

Jesus Christ, from 16k to 21k. Thanks Maddox, you are the definition of "Chump Syndrome"

admiral stiffplank

Good job, Maddox, you miserable bald cuck, you just made me re-pledge to this shit. Try not to take a trip to Greenland over it.

admiral stiffplank

You and me both, and I ditched Facebook in 2019. Dude is unhinged.

GreekStrelok

More people need to see your response to Maddox' insane, inane ramblings. That video has actually had insane reach, 85k views is pretty nuts for how dead his channel is normally. You should edit down the stream a bit, and publish that as a video response. I don't know what happened to your youtube channel, I swear you used to have one, but you should put it somewhere public and visible, like your twitter. Maybe also include all the hard evidence you've gathered over the years in the edit. Just a suggestion. I've actually followed this whole ordeal since day one so I know what's up, but I see some people actually falling for his bullshit, and I don't think it would take much to show them how hard Maddox is actually just twisting reality.

Kai Tähtönen

Maddox sent me here!

James Gartner

It’s criminal to get a Christmas gift this good. You must’ve been a saint this year dick. because Santa really delivered.

Frisky Django

Creeping up on $30K/month. Dick is reaching Sam Hyde levels of “getting away with it”!

Ben

Daaaamn,he did you bad, bro. I always thought the maddox content was boring shit, but now it's a whole other thing.

Ben

Fanboy :D He's got ya there, bud. No cap though Maddox almost certainly imagines you ploughing his Mrs. So sad. Many such cases.

Babyrapor

Wowzerz. When I first watched the Maddox Magnum Opus...I kinda sympathized with him, but after the first time he said 'And you'll see why later on' I remembered how full of shit he is down to his very core. This drama is like fucking crack.

Garrett Davis

Back as a patron since I made the list. Has it always been that you can't cast episodes from Vimeo or rumble? That's annoying as hell that I can't cast this to my TV

John

I love how Sean was ready to clear his entire schedule just to really go through this video. Every former cohost Maddox has had hates him, must just be a coincidence

Screwball Johnson

I know it's a huge incentive to get patrons, but you should really make this public to set the record straight. At least clips. To the people who don't know any better Maddox's video sounds convincing. Even pointing out how he reversed time in the graph would go a long way to making it fall apart. Maybe an autist will make a debunking video, but I think they won't say it a succinctly as you could and it won't reach as far.

STONY TARK

Part 2 needs to be done asap! I watch maybe 45 min more of the video from where dick left off and holy shit Maddox is actually psychotic. He’s trying to turn the “Maddox lost” phrase around to it now meaning Maddox lost all his friends. And so much more shit this is insane he even admits what he’s doing is insane.

Saturn Media

Nah it’s going well.

Nick Lee

Could you please listen to more than one sentence that Maddox says before responding. All these years later and you're still interrupting him! You don't need to increase the speed of the video just do one section an epiosde or something, but let the guy make his point before you respond.

BigDumbRobot

#dicklies

AluiciousJenkinsTha3rd

I don’t think I can wait until January to finish this homie…so we need that hot goss and hot takes ASAP 😂😂

Xocë

This is hilarious. I upped my pledge back to $20.

Leo, The Incredible

That idiot put my name on his site so here's $5 in the hopes you put his stupidity up on a billboard. See you around, Dick!

TwoSocksCalzini

Nothing stopping you from just making 2 bonus episodes this month. I'm sure you've skipped a month in the past, so no big deal.

Mitch Doyle

So will Maddox send himself to Greenland when the bulk doxing backfires

Vic

This is the best episode in the universe.

Rusted-Nail

does this dipshit not realise that he's effectively created the 'class' in 'class action lawsuit' should anyone on that list start experiencing IRL issues as a result?

Ronald Hill

Now that we're all officially apart of this hate group, we're never getting jobs again, right? Lol

Ronald Hill

I'm so happy that I made the list! I haven't even had a Facebook account for 3 years!

andrew stough

Can we sue this guy for including us on a list and accusing us of being nazis? Is this not defamation?

andrew stough

I made the list too. I've never harassed this idiot before. I don't think I've ever commented on any of his content. What a cuck!

TeenyFatz

Maddox is still giving Dick a Christmas gift after all these years. I guess Dick really was the bad friend in the relationship.

Angel Andres Cataño Flores

Maddox is racist :(

Sean

The Maddox crys out as he strikes you

Lurking

Oh god. I love how he thinks Sean is super hitler. Super soldier Sean shirt when?

Abi Daker

My favourite part was Sean's exhausted sigh when Maddox mentions his 'honeypot' (did he mean trap?)

David Thielen

First thing I did when I saw the Maddox video was resub to the patreon knowing this would be coming. Dick isn't wrong when he says that Madcucks insane bullshit drives money to his pockets. He got my five bucks, and it was worth it!

Carbs

Lol, I’m on his list too, despite never engaging with that group after seeing the autistic shitshow it was. Thanks for ruining my life, Dick!

Davey Policastro

Also, I'd like to file a motion to officially change Dick's fan base from 'Dick Heads' to 'Dick-ophants'.

Davey Policastro

By the way, how many times can Maddox use 'half a decade', purposely trying to make 5 years sound longer than it is?

Davey Policastro

I am so excited to see Dick's reaction to him trashing 80s Girl. Maddox's 'venn diagram' comment was the funniest thing he's said since like 2005.

Adam Martin

I’m on the list, and so is my fucking cousin

Mrlaged

Just when I thought i was out...

Metal Donut

When Maddox is talking about Dick having zero engagement on twitter, the post was from the "istandwithdick" account. Idk what # of twitter ban he was on but I know he didn't have as many followers. Some people just listen and don't feel the need to engage. lol

Phillip Adams

Been a while Dick, but maddox couldn't have given you a better advertisement to come back to the patreon

Ben Olmstead

Same. I swear i wanted to knock him out. Ill never see him i bet

Crimson Shins

My theory is that this is gonna lead to another lolsuit and he thinks this will count as evidence. Maybe he got a law degree after all these waisted years and will represent himself.

DeeDeeKn08head

I'm on the list but the special characters in my username didn't come through properly 😕

Stryle

A Cruel Mexican's Thesis

Stryle

Same.

Stryle

Maddox put my real name on his little dox list. I haven't even had a facebook in 3 years. He's been sitting on this list of people, updating it sporadically, for at least longer than that amount of time. What a fucking psycho.

Cameron McLean

Click on the ellipses at the bottom of the post, on the other aside across from the likes and total comments.

Dave

great to see Shorn finally rewarded for his hard work

Stephen Espee

Am I retarded- how do I download just the audio?

Renegade Priest

"I thought it was dead. I thought all of this was dead and gone. I mean, all of it. I had made peace with Maddox being gone." "But you always can rely on him for one thing: To do exactly the wrong thing in the dumbest possible manner." –Dick and Seaughn on Spaghetti Week, Circa 2019

Chris

Hello maddof! Its nice to know someone will read this lol. you sad sad bald bald banana

Stephen doe

I’m happy you are doing it in parts instead of rushing it in 1 episode because the amount of lying Maddox spewed was insane.

Zack

😂😂 This is the best thing ever. I can't believe he made a 3 1/2 video for this. I seriously would have joined Maddox's Patreon if he released monthly episodes of this for a year 😂. This is amazing.

Zombeek Dragmire

If I post here I'll definitely make the updated list right? Your move Maddox prove that you stalk dick even though I have never contacted you directly.

Publius

I'm engaging!

Scott Laprade

Not enough engagement on this post. Clearly #DickLies

bolcast

⛸️⛸️

Squatch

MADOFF YOUS A BITCH

PS

Its such a small thing but why is Maddox always so proud of doing his own 3d modeling of his own name/show titles? He's been evidently doing it for years and years at this point yet he's never produced anything you couldn't get on Fiverr for under twenty dollars. I have very rudimentary 3d modeling skills myself and he's never shown anything I couldn't knock out in ten minutes. You'd think he would've at least developed his skills to a higher level after such a long time of being SO proud of himself about it. Look guys I used the text tool in fusion 360 and then I used the extrude command! I'm a fucking savant over here!

Ryan Miles

I'd stalk a bald Armenian "writer" too, if it paid $20k monthly

VITOtheWIG

we better get at least 2 more bonuses since we aint getting the skate dance

Lambertar

Same, wrote to him once to try and stop him from making an ass of himself...

Lambertar

Well, the part about the fans hating Dick when BPitU started is true at least, well in my case. I personally couldn't stand Dick. How the tables have turned. Maddox is such a disingenuous cunt.

Nicholas Mata

Maddoxgelion: I Am (Not) A Cuck

Dogburndan

For the behind the scenes stuff, he's counting on his viewers not understanding how taxes, writing treatments, profits, business relationships, and even graphs work.

The Robot Engineer

I'm famous, being on TDS fan list! I like that it's alphabetical by FIRST NAME. Genius.

Ben S

I made the list which is funny because I would consider myself one of the biggest maddox apologists historically

Cepaceous

The video gets to be pretty funny if you consider that Maddox is really talking about himself the whole time

Danny Excellent

Amazin

Gage Hanson

How has Maddox not figured out he’s a cash cow? If you get a bump in Patreon money every time you take a dump on something he does of course you’re gonna keep doing it. It’s not stalking it’s just good business.