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Valorant E-Boys E-Fuck Your E-Pussy On Discord VC
🕑 Added 2024-08-26 02:40:05 +0000 UTC!!! FIRST FULL-LENGTH COMEDY AUDIO!!! (+ It’s a Collab)
!! CRINGE WARNING !!
Audio Summary: Your two chronically online, valorant-playing boyfriends just lost a rank-up match—thanks to you. One of them snaps and yells, causing you to cry. To cheer you up, they suggest a three-way e-sex call, with a twist: whoever makes you cum first gets a free valorant bundle from the other.
Context: I usually make comedy audios on Twitter in 1-2 minute voice clips, but I've been asked to make a full-length one—so here it is! Anyway, this is the WORST audio I've ever made, and that's saying something considering I made the cowboy audio. Enjoy my cringy anime voice and kota's "nonchalant chill eboy" voice. (kotas twitter is @kotaisdead)
Note: Sorry for posting this so late, but maybe nobody will see it then >:) Anyway, this will be posted tomorrow, so consider this just a sneak peek.
Comments
iMessiahSin
No disrespect but this is best cringe that I have ever experienced ever since seeing vanilla ice performance and that says a lot LMFAO
Kurapika Nen
gotta be the worst audio ive ever made straight up
Kurapika Nen
I PUT IT IN ALL CAPS JORDAN !!!
vincent van goner
not even two seconds in and i'm clutching my face in agony . this is gonna be amazing
Jordan
omg I saw the warning but still this hurt to listen to LMAO
Roo Void
Kota was giving me the Shaggy energy from Scooby Doo; just waiting for the “zoinks”! I also thought the Ninja copy paste would get whipped out when you said “it’s just a game”!
u8unk
masami wtf. im gonna throw up. theres bile in my throat. (the val sfx are good tho 👍🏻 nice editing)
Kurapika Nen
ITS AN ANIME ACCENT not a valorant accent. Kota did a val accent !!!
Cakecat3
Hard watch
theo
i’m going to tell everyone this was how vct 2024 went down
theo
you guys are so fucking stupid LMFAOOOO live laugh love cas. also how was your valorant accent less accurate to your southern accent icb 😭 can you speak like this to me in game if we play valorant…
Kurapika Nen
happy tears I imagine?
Kurapika Nen
I tried to warn you..
BR3Y3NSi🇵🇷
😲
Lemon
I didn’t see the cringe warning till mid through I cried a little
Krystal💛🫶🏼
Wait you’re fake…why didn’t you point out my typo…anyway more western/country audios after this pls
carmen
this made me cry a little
Hanfort
I'm fucking dying. Definitely more full length comedy audios if you're able to because I couldn't stop laughing to myself. Ty you both.
Kurapika Nen
NO 😞‼️
Kurapika Nen
idk how to do the eboy voice so this is what you get
Krystal💛🫶🏼
Masami…what have you done….bring back the country voice pls
nixon
Masami.. im taking away your pc and your phone
