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🕑 Added 2025-03-05 06:36:38 +0000 UTCI tried growing a happy trail and it didn’t really work so I give up LMFAOO.. my asian genes hate me..
anyways, sorry to those who want me to be a hairless twink I will make sure you get some content again soon^^
I’ll pluck them out and start selling them $5 a pop, thoughts?
Comments
Divine
Masami, I keep telling you… stop doing this to me 🫣😫
Lina
I’m ganna need a forklift to get my jaw off the floor
Jaya
Hairless or bear, you look great my friend
ping ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚
gulp LAWD HAVE MERTHYYY
LittleFox
SHORTS,SHIRTS,UNDERWEAR,HOODIES,SOCKS!! IF YOUR GONNA SELL PUBES. PLEASE DO CLOTHING!!
Kurapika Nen
LMFAO LIKE WHAT??
Yuri
I have to be one of those people who put a really weird comment
Kurapika Nen
nah they are perfectly hinged
Kurapika Nen
LMFAOOOOO
Kurapika Nen
EATING THEM IS CRAZY LMFAOO
Kurapika Nen
roger that 🫡
Kurapika Nen
wait ur a genius
LittleFox
UH FUCK YES SELL IT LOL. ALSO LET ME BUY YOUR USED CLOTHING!!
Crum
Ah, the foliage is healthy here sir. V nice, v plush, idk whatever Nigel Thornberry be sayin
Fritzy
lucky lucky lucky.
rena
just got home and finally get the chance to stare at this in full brightness, PHEEWW👌👌👌👌👌
angelbb
the replies on this post are wild 🕳️
Zemyx S
Oh I'd love to I'm sure I'd dream of very nice things
E
Alright I wasn’t ready for the foliage reveal but now I’m questioning why we haven’t merged ecosystems yet (i can feel my dignity slipping away)
E
please don’t pluck them… for me 🥹 *makes intense eye contact while twirling it*
Kurapika Nen
Good luck !! You’ll do great
Yuri
Weird thing to say but I'd probably eat them up
Martha
It looks so hot tho…
Nathaniel
You look so good! I want to bury my nose in them 🥵😜
E
bedazzle it or else 👊
Cam
Omg same😩 I’m supposed to be going to get my first tattoo done and I’m scared as heck😰
Taramii
Notif had me so confused 💀 if you pluck them out u can glue them back on in a happy trail shape like a wig LMFAO
Kurapika Nen
true but it’s because my sleep schedule is crazy so for me this is right on time
Kurapika Nen
take a little nap LMFAOO
Templaric
No complaints but it's way to early for this lol
Kurapika Nen
I think I’d cry I got low pain tolerance <\3
Kurapika Nen
goodmorning!!!
Kurapika Nen
LMFAOO
Kurapika Nen
It’s fun >:)
Zemyx S
they look so good, I would bury my face in there 🥹
Cam
Oh please don’t pluck them Masami😰 Tbh I kinda like the bush, and I know for a fact that plucking hurts😂
Amanda
This is the first thing I saw after waking up today lol 🤭
lilily
saw the title and giggled
Emmmiiiii
Some of you guys are down bad but I don't think I can hate the hustle
Izack
I got the title notifcation and i was like "HE POSTED DICK GOD IS GOOD" to only find disappointment (im not disappointed this is great i love it here)
evelyn
#freethebush
Kurapika Nen
Nah that’s hot dw
Kurapika Nen
$10??? Damn and I thought 5 was pushing it
Kurapika Nen
biggest compliment ty
Kurapika Nen
I’m scared what ur gonna do to me but I hope I can look through your scripts on your computer at some point just to see how unhinged it is
Kurapika Nen
truth
alex
what is this shark tank?
John Cedar
Lol i would take that over the carpet on my chest any day
Nradova
Slap them with fish
Kurapika Nen
LMFAOO fair fair
Kurapika Nen
LMFAOO this one got me icl
Kurapika Nen
I’ll have to work out a deal with you since you’re buying in bulk
Kurapika Nen
HAHAHHA
Kurapika Nen
this is true!! but some people don’t even like my armpit hair 😭
Kurapika Nen
3 strands coming up 🫡
Kurapika Nen
oh thank god I was worried it wasn’t
Collington
Honestly I think you could up it to $10 a pop ez
theo
if there’s an amazon delivery driver at your doorstep tomorrow to bring you to my bedroom… don’t ask. i had to make good use of my prime
Luce
LMAOO WE CAN MAKE IT WORK!!
theo
hey so i thought you were supposed to be a funny twitter boy who moans why the fuck are you hot
Ashr
No u
Leo🍉🌻
Got me giggling and kicking my feet rn
Phoenix Darling
having Asian genes is both a blessing and a curse 😔
Ale
Lmao noo dont be sorry, i got a giggle out of it trust🫶🏼
Kurapika Nen
Every piece for one etb I’ll do anything
Kurapika Nen
thank you choso pookie
Kurapika Nen
hopefully in a good way 🐥
Kurapika Nen
LMFAOO sorry 😭
Kurapika Nen
LMFAOO idk if I got THAT much
Kurapika Nen
I’ll take either one tbh
Kurapika Nen
yea go get a machete and some sunscreen to explore the jungle
Kurapika Nen
I laughed at this for too long icl
Kurapika Nen
$95?? Damn okay I’ll throw in some free ones for buying in bulk
Kurapika Nen
gotta do what ya gotta do
Kurapika Nen
nah you’re very handsome and perfect 🤧
Kurapika Nen
PFFAHA insane
Kurapika Nen
I can do weirder probably
Kurapika Nen
AYOO I did 3 times earlier I nearly died
Magnif
I’m blushing omg noooooooo
rena
need to check the whole stock to decide if the price is fair based on demand, lmk 🕵️♀️
hannah
can i pet ur bush pls
hannah
im going to shrink myself so i can live in ur bush like a smurf
hannah
just sniffed my screen hey hi hello!
hannah
ill take 10 pls
alex
could smell the comment section from england man wtf (this is still hot tho icl)
Nradova
Most humans have body hair
molotov
my brain just did a full system restart 😵💫 pretty sure you with a happy trail would actually kill me, so maybe it’s for the best 💔 + great business idea, i have $15 to spare 💵 LMAO
Angel
It’s pulsating your name rn btw
lily
how many r u willing to trade for a journey together etb 😁😁
angerissues
Ok that’s hot 🤧🤧
Leo🍉🌻
I'm mild-to-moderately obsessed with this photo tbh 🤭🤭
Fooosh
The thoughts are scrambled seeing you bush and I'm not sure I'll ever think correctly again
Ale
Random post but alright😭 hope your having a good night, ill just go back to focusing on games.
Luce
I was hoping to braid it. Darn. 💀 I’M KIDDING
aileen
5 bucks… how about an ice cold dr pepper instead..
Joey D
Can I explore your bush
SHÅLLØN
CAN I SNIFF PLEASE!!!
S🐈⬛
Can I get $95 worth please!!?!?!? Preferably after I get up off the floor bc holy shitt
jadey
Selling pubes is wild, that's crazier than bathwater my guy
Ashr
my Asian genes failed me apparently lmaooo
Dead Moon
Still wouldn’t be my most shameful purchase…
hellbound
almost the weirdest notification I've ever gotten
Fritzy
i'm going to cum and it's your fault
nixon
$5 a POP??? ill take a bundle of 12, thank you
