Vibrator Dies Mid-Recording, So I Go Hands-On (Literally): Ramblefap
🕑 Added 2025-03-06 12:33:00 +0000 UTCSo this is what the Amish go through... >_>
Apologies for the excessive yapping and giggling in this one—I honestly don’t know why I can’t just sit down, shut up, and cum. If you think its too much talking just know I cut out about 15 minutes of it. I hope you enjoy anyway. Just a heads-up, there’s some slight mic interference here and there. I was in bed, and my mic couldn’t quite keep up with all the movement.
Timestamps:
Start: 4:00
Silent Screaming Into My Pillow: 12:30
Toy Dies / Going Full Amish: 14:55
Choking Myself Out: 15:20
Slapping My Dick ASMR: 17:10
Cum: 26:15
HAVE A GOOD DAY !!! <3
Comments
Roo Void
Category is say something sexual that could also have been a line of dialogue in Toy Story....(Survey Says: "Bro my toy died!")
bailey
the absolute rage when the toy dies mid-action is real, it’s sooo disappointing this was great though, loved the rambling <33
Emmmiiiii
Imma bounce on it CRAZY STYLEEEEE ... I think I'm weird btw the shear anger you had when you were like I LISTENED FOR 18 MINUTES AND YOU DINT EVEN CUM made me laugh so hard and yes it sounds heavy
Kurapika Nen
LMFAOO SORRY I didn’t know how to react it was either that or some cringe shit like *tail wags* and pray you don’t block me
Izack
What does this mean 😭
babymetal
it's so cute how cumbrained u get when u get into it i swear to god never thought a guy jerking off could be endearing
Kurapika Nen
just looked around my room
Gigi
ya know it did sound kinda heavy
Izack
I believe the yapping and giggles are prolly the best part of the RFs its too cute. But it also seems like its been a while since anyone has called you a good boy LMAO
Leo🍉🌻
Aaa thank youu, I hope you have a good day too!!
明星女孩
NOOO THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED TO ME THE OTHER DAY AND I HAD TO WAIT UNTIL IT WAS CHARGED BACK UP 😭😭😭
lilily
pretty close if you ask me 🧐 you made it sound more hydrated too
Kurapika Nen
YEAA the gym goes by much faster/easier when you listen to stuff so im glad you like my content enough to do that >:) have a good day <3
Kurapika Nen
what??? thank you 🤧🤍
Kurapika Nen
Do you think I sounded like a black ops 2 zombie or should I workshop it? practice a lil more
Kurapika Nen
I TRIED TO BE QUIETTTT </3 Also fr I should get like at least a few dollars for that plug
Leo🍉🌻
For some reason your RF audios are so good to listen to while I'm working out, idk. I think it gives me more motivation in some way 🫡 But to be fair, your audios are also just good to listen to during any given time too though so maybe it's that 🫣🤭
Phoenix Darling
aww shucks :3 🖤
Bubbles
You being funny and sexy is god tier 🥰
lilily
i'm struggling to keep a straight face while listening to this (i'm at work lol) 😆 especially the silent screaming into pillow part HAHAH
rena
consider weigh it when it's hard to find out? /hj not the toy ads midway LMAOO they should pay you for the shoutout. the note change in 26:36 scratch my brain so good ty 🫂🔥 you're not being very quiet tho *whip sfx*
Taramii
YIPPEE Masami yapping ❤️
Kurapika Nen
i hope it gets better<3
Kurapika Nen
ILL THINK ABOUT IT but ill definitely be posting a sfw soon regardless >:)
Kurapika Nen
LMFAOOO
Kurapika Nen
<3333 well SHUCKS
Luce
Also, I hope your day went well too!
Kurapika Nen
I enjoy your comment rambles LMFAO also yes yes acoustic version i never thought of that
Luce
It was great, thanks!! And don’t worry, I waited till I got home because nobody should get to hear it for free!
Kurapika Nen
i cant be the only one who experienced that LMFAOO ITS INSANE
Kurapika Nen
PFFFFTT i wonder what theyd think
Kurapika Nen
<3333 maybe ur right tyty
Kurapika Nen
not bad i give it a 8/10
Kurapika Nen
thats like 2.5 shots
Kurapika Nen
PFFHAHA hope your day went well luce and that your car didnt have to go through that torture
Kurapika Nen
LMFAOO THANK YEWWW
angerissues
Me too when i read your reply 🤧🤍
emanuel
its like you knew i had a shitty day thank you thank you 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️❤️
Taramii
Petition for you to post the 15 mins you cut as a separate audio 🙋🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️🤰🏻
BR3Y3NSi🇵🇷
Does it sound heavy? Peeta... the horse is here 😟
Rik
Adorable as always, I'm glad you're feeling better. Also, never apologize for your golden giggles. 💙
Phoenix Darling
maybe my long ass comments is my own form of rambling. Masami rambling in audio form 🤝 Nix rambling in comment form ok bye ~
Phoenix Darling
the silent screaming into the pillow and choking yourself out HELP 💀 giggling into my own pillow bc you’re so cute and funny. 🙈 when the toy dies, you gotta see it through, like i didn’t come all this way for NOTHING. switch from electric to acoustic, bro. “girl we’re 15 tf??” LMFAOOOOO i heard peope call goosebumps, ‘goose pimples’ and i kinda hate it, icl. no condom and a handful of Goldfish crackers afterwards sounds romantic as fuck, idc. i love when you ramble and never think you ‘talk too much’ it’s a trait i wish had. ANYWAYS. thank you for the audio, have a good day, cutie. MWAH x 🖤
macky
'girl we're fifteen' really sent me
jadey
The timestamps got me like 🫠
E
nobody in this office knows I pay $25 to listen to the loudest, most mentally worrisome cutie patootie at max volume rn 😌
aileen
good morning!! it’s never too much talking the people love it😼 have a good day <33
Tyler Parks
How did you like going full Amish?
theo
also thanks for making this audio exactly 30 minutes long it worked great as a timer for when to wash the blue dye out of my hair
theo
new drinking game take a shot every time masami says the word amish in this audio
angelbb
SHLACK SHLACK
angelbb
im gonna send you an audio of me foleying what i imagine asmr dick slapping must sound like
alex
you know me so well
Nondesired
also yes it sounds heavy 🤧❤️🔥
Luce
Anyways, good morning 🫶
Luce
WHEWWWW, not the trying to be quiet, choking, and dick slapping 😭😭 The way I’ll have to practice discipline and not listen to this full blast in the car on the way to classes is kind of crazy 😭 (I’M KIDDING BTW)
Nondesired
the description and time stamps have me so hyped to listen omg 🤭 also literally stop apologizing for everything or else!
Joey D
I did
Kurapika Nen
get rdy !!! thank you sm <3 i hope your day goes amazing
Kurapika Nen
1.) my bad 🐥 2.) god said a lot of things 3.) thank you 4.) I hope u cleaned behind ur ears
Kurapika Nen
<_< WHY
Kurapika Nen
nothing a masamiva audio and a few hours of marvel rivals can’t reverse
Kurapika Nen
I had two mini bags afterwards I won’t lie to you.. have a good day too 🐥🤍
Kurapika Nen
started kicking my feet and blushing reading this
molotov
a masami rf without excessive yapping and giggling is like an angel without its wings 🤍 also i definitely listened to this when i should’ve been getting ready, oops 😵💫 hope you have an amazing day ☺️🫶
Joey D
1. I could be the one to shut you up and ride you 2. I’m pretty sure God says no masturbation and cut off the hand that did it 3.it was cute seeing you try to be quiet 4. Listened to this in the shower out loud by accident , hope my neighbours enjoyed it as much as I did
angelbb
im scared to listen
alex
this is gonna hit diff after therapy
Amanda
Wanting Goldfish afterwards is so real lol Your rambles are the best. Have a good day, Masami <3
boop !
tbh i pay for your patreon to hear you yap about that kind of stuff (the moaning is just a plus)
angerissues
THE YAPPING AND GIGGLING IS THE BEST PART WDYM????? I could literally listen to you talk about random things for days straight and you have the cutest laugh too 😭😭 you’re so entertaining This one was a wild ride and i enjoyed every second thank you for this experience Have a good day sami <33
Kurapika Nen
THANK YOU!! u as well<3
Kurapika Nen
😼🐥🤝🦔 why thank u lara
Kurapika Nen
Goodmorning!! I’m sorry <\3 have a good day at work tho!!
Kurapika Nen
Yes maam
Kurapika Nen
PFF it’s the most pointless dumb thoughts ever I think at some point I was talking about seagulls and Adam Sandler..
Kurapika Nen
It was hard ): I stayed strong though..
Kurapika Nen
Gm Hannah!!!
Kurapika Nen
GOODMORNING
Tormien
Masami you sounds so hot and cutee at the same time. I hope you have a good day handsome 🐺🤍
jamie
AS I WAS TYPING, YOU MENTIONED IT LMFAO
jamie
is it really a masami ramblefap if you don’t hear him hiccup??
lara
your moans are so cute masami I can't take this anymore
AgentM
MORNING! First of all: happy you're feeling better! 🫶 Second: I absolutely hate you for this cuz I just got into work 😭😭😭
Nradova
So Amish style huh?
hannah
thank you sweetheart 🔥🔥🔥
hannah
you spoil us 👅
nixon
never change masami never change
hannah
will be taking a gander later ….
boop !
should’ve uploaded the yappin as a separate audio
Emmmiiiii
I feel what you felt man.... it always is so disappointing 😞
hannah
well oh shucks!!! good morning to you too
jamie
WELL GOOD MORNING-