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Bisexual Man Talks About His Niche Interests For 25 Minutes: SFW AUDIO

🕑 Added 2025-03-15 12:29:31 +0000 UTC

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Xiomara ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ♡

Waited in line at the Walgreens pharmacy for 10 minutes listening 😙 I need to hear more about your caves special interest bc I’m in the Midwest we have so many I love them

tajinonpickles

Cleaned my entire room to this

Kurapika Nen

LMFAOOO

Kurapika Nen

YESSSS ANYTIME

Kurapika Nen

yes make a dream home board, its so fun. I think thats why the modern look doesnt fit me either, I can agree. Also, same.. my ego is inflated for at least a month

Kurapika Nen

OOOOooooo you get me

Emmmiiiii

Sorry would listen more intently but i was bust setting the transponder snail ringtone as mine cuz one peice on top

lara

so excited to listen to this now after a long day of studying 😼 thank yew masami >_<

molotov

i love sfws, hearing people talk about their interests is so heartwarming to me 🥰 the whole growing up/turning [age you’re not “meant to”] thing is so real tho, like you genuinely believe it’s not possible for you then it happens and you’re just 🧍 well wtf do i do now 🧍 honestly might make a dream home board bc that does sound fun :0 modern style reminds me too much of stuck up rich people i can’t do it, also i grew up poor as hell so i don’t think the “luxury” vibe fits me at All 😭 i was ab to make fun of you for saying you’re horny for a type of room/house but i googled it and yeah me too 😔 i’m jealous of the home gym, i love working out but don’t have the room for one 💔 people complimenting my fitness progress makes me delusional icl like ooo you want me so bad 😗

Kelsie

Ahhh I love sfw audios they’re just so peaceful (and I love hearing you yap) The sonic and Pokémon special interests are so real. I’ve always been way too obsessed with them and I realised why as I grew up… The cave association sounds really cool. I’ve never heard of that before 🤔 Growing up is definitely scary, life now feels way too serious… (and I feel old 😭) I also totally agree with the Pinterest boards, I literally have one for everything. It’s a must!!

Lisy

Hell yeah, you WILL see more >:) that number is gonna go up. BET. And my house is gonna be my weird little sanctuary that only special people get to see. And you've never heard that before? LMFAO yes ,it means a fist bump hahha 😭

Kurapika Nen

I’m hoping to explore more caves because the amount I’ve actually been inside is embarrassingly low. Also I feel the same way about houses, yea^^ I need it to feel lived in and have personality to it >:) “give me knuckles” … like a fist bump???? LMFAOO

Kurapika Nen

You have amazing taste

Kurapika Nen

LMAOO analyzing me??? Gulp. I’m glad you enjoy it though tyty. Also, yes! Cucumber is so good >:) definitely try it if you get the chance. Cloud will be my first ever blonde character it’s true

Lisy

YAAAAAAAAAY A SFW!! 😤 (im ngl I'm one of those people) Being in a cave association is so cool!! Tom sounds cool af !! Omg omg omg I hope you get to explore a bunch of caves and make beautiful memories. Also, growing up is so incredibly melancholy and simultaneously beautiful. I want a spooky artsy house with pops of color and lots of open space to roll around in,filled with weird items I've collected. Bro whenever people compliment me at the gym I melt on the inside 😭 or when they give me knuckles. CUCUMBER FLAVOR?! QUEEEE?! Lastly yay! I'm excited to see your next cosplay >:)

Miffy

Same about the getting older. When I was in high school. Used to see myself not pass a certain age idk why.... N E Waayysss did you hack my pinterest? 🤨🤔 you just described exactly what my pins are!!! I agree with the whole modern, for me it just seem so dull. A must for my dream home would be either a greenhouse or those gazebo that are circular by a pond with a big garden with lots of flowers/ plants.

rena

you sharing your days and interests and thoughts on things is the best fan-service you could ever gift.. giving more data for me to analyze and play puzzles with HAHAH (okay thats a lil creepy, sorry) also i loveeee love love love cucumber they're so fresh and crunchy and soft and just good with everything but as chips????? thats new might need to try that. and isn't this the first blonde haired character you'd try or i missed out? excited for the cosplay, and you too have a good day!!!

Kurapika Nen

I think modern can look rly pretty however in comparison I like other things GULP but it’s okay we can compromise^^ also it depends, usually I am but sometimes my mind is completely blank and I struggle to say anything at all LMFAO

lilily

this is probably the longest comment i've ever written oops

lilily

talking about home interior design, i guess our tastes are completely opposite 😭😭 i LOVE modern b&w design sm and YOOO i have a vision board for my dream wedding on pinterest too!! it's fun to make ngl also, i can tell you're that one friend who never runs out of things to talk about, and i really like that haha. every yapper needs their listener ^^

angelbb

had the thought while listening but honestly the proximity is RISKY lmao we meet lady n the tramp style from opposite cave entrances

Taramii

yippee!!!!

Ale

Gonna listen to this during my yard sale! Thx for giving me something to doo yet againn, the timing never fails. Have a good Saturday masami🖤

Kurapika Nen

Gonna make my dream forever home in sims 4 this weekend you’ve inspired me. Also yea some caves are scary I’ll admit

Kurapika Nen

Definitely get back into caves the UK has some really good ones too. Also ik.. yall might just have it all over there (minus Mexican food). Have a good day 🤧🤍

Kurapika Nen

It’s okay I like when you yap too LMFAO I never noticed I say something nsfw every time oops also, at least by my standards, I’d say you have taste then since you like Victorian houses too >:) but yea getting older is scary but I think I just don’t care as much as I used to and I imagine that’s a good thing

Kurapika Nen

Join one !!

Kurapika Nen

🐥 I try

aileen

caves are SO scary to me i think i’d pass out, adding on to the vision boards i think it would be so cool to make your dream house in the sims and use that as inspo😼 loveee SFW audios, i could listen to you talk for hours :3

alex

yapper masami is the cutest masami, honestly you’re getting me curious about caves. i went to a zeus pool in turkey like 12 years ago and it’s still the prettiest place ive ever seen and that was in a cave, i kinda miss it now LMAO anyway you know where you can find victorian houses, rain and cloudy skies? yeh, you know where 😏 also can confirm sharing your wedding pinterest with a partner is fun, swapping ideas and shit? ROMANCE, okay i have to go and be social have a good daaaaay x

theo

best in state… yeah call me a shuttlecock cause ima need you to smash me after that one

Amanda

Side note. Your feelings on getting older are valid and very relatable. Realizing you're getting older is weird feeling. I think it's not a bad thing to talk about.

Amanda

Your SFW audios are sooo entertaining. At some point you always manage to say something that definitely isn't SFW. That's why I make sure to listen with my headphones on lmao The cave association sounds fun! I've seen too many videos on underwater cave horror stories. I'm relieved that you aren't a fan of them. The Pinterest idea is the most adorable thing! I like that you're so into the idea of decorating. Victorian houses are gorgeous and it's a dream of mine to have one someday. Yay for gym compliments and more cosplay. Sorry for the long comment. Hearing you yap makes me want to yap 😅

angelbb

wait why have i never thought to join a cave club. I WANNA JOIN

Kurapika Nen

ooo very good color palette, I approve. also, rain + compliments make life worth living 🤧 and yea cucumber was unexpectedly good I was shocked…

Kurapika Nen

NOTEDDDD

Kurapika Nen

I played for 4 years as well. I mainly did duos. I was addicted to it and had a custom racquet with my name on it.. my brother and I were one of the best in our state

Libby

I really love these ramble sfw audios where we get to know you. I could listen to your voice forever tbh

Kurapika Nen

ARIGATOOO

Kurapika Nen

So incredibly real

Kurapika Nen

goodmorning !!

Kurapika Nen

I’m glad u like it <3

Joey D

Let me put a sub dermal chip on you

Kurapika Nen

Alright I’ll sign the paperwork

Kurapika Nen

LMFAOO I wanna go in caves tho

Kurapika Nen

Goodmorning 🐺🐺 also noted >:)

Kurapika Nen

💥💥💥

Phoenix Darling

COMMENT RAMBLE TIME it’s me, i love your SFW’s tee hee (not only me, but me, yes) your love and knowledge of caves is actually so cute and impressive omg i can’t wait to hear more about the association :3 not to be EMO but yeah, didn’t think i’d make it past 17, yet here we are. i’m glad you’re here <3 hmmm, now i wanna make a vision board for those things ~ i love pairing colours with black, but like muted colours or darkened versions of colours (navy blue, burgundy, emerald green) . they’re pretty, me thinks ~ VICTORIAN STYLE HOMES YES YES YES!! i, too, love rain. it was lightly raining all night last night and i may or may not rain through it a lil bit ~ compliments on muscle progress just hits different like damn, you noticed? bc sometimes i can’t tell T-T CUCUMBER FLAVOUR? HUH?? i wanna try ‘em bc WHAT. YIPPEE MORE COSPLAY CONTENT tysm for yapping <3 mwah! x

angerissues

Also deep talks is where it’s at so feel free to do so sami i’ll gladly listen <3

theo

also honestly i liked the deep talk, i know it’s not for everyone but idk i like when shit Gets Real. i suck with being vulnerable so i like it when i get a reason to do so

angerissues

The guy who complimented your progress was so right 🤧 AND THE CLOUD COSPLAY i can’t wait i’m so excited ur gonna look so good my godddd

theo

YOU PLAY BADMINTON?? i played it for like 4 years growing up omfg theo and masami 1v1 match when… also the cave yapping reminded me of my first ever voice message from you victorian style houses are so cute tbh they’ve been growing on me recently but i feel like my little movie/music poster obsessed brain would struggle to decorate one LOL

Jaya

Masami, so enjoy hearing more of your journey and who you are … so glad you love caves, architecture, spelunking, and letting gym rudeness slide. Your stories pull me/us in. You have a great life, thanks for sharing. Nice job on your dels 😎💜☮️

theo

i volunteer to do it but with a metal stick shoved up your nose that’s long enough to reach your brain

Taramii

We have the same taste in house/house decor (my dream is a circle bedroom with large windows by my circle bed…) we should get married 🙄

Taramii

As a 23 yr old lgbtq neurodivergent(potentially) I am never not surprised I am still alive 💀

BumblingBun

Imagine having a hidden sun roof on a turret, that you can open to a glass window that you can sit under and watch the rain... That is my dream, a room with a glass roof to watch the rain. 😌