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A Very Sick Christmas Ramblefap With Masami 🎄🤧
🕑 Added 2024-12-24 00:30:41 +0000 UTC🎄 Patreon Exclusive RF 🎄
Day 3 of the 7-Day Countdown! 🎄
For Day 3, I present to you the sickest, stickiest, and honestly the weirdest audio you’ll probably ever hear. My voice sounds awful because I’ve been super sick, and unfortunately, I wasn’t able to finish my scripted Christmas-themed audios as planned. 😞
But I still wanted to give you something special, so here’s whatever the fuck this is. I hope you enjoy it, and thank you for understanding! Sorry for the curveball </3
Timestamps:
5:45 - no more yapping (mostly)
14:30 - Locked in (to the best of my ability)
19:00 - The Aftermath (a brief debrief and holiday wishes)
[Sex Toys] [Lots of Lube] [Cumshot] [Near-Death Experience] [Sneeze as Lube /j] [I’m too sick for proper tags, sorry]
Comments
jaya
Thinking of you man, hope you are feeling better and getting strong, love following you and getting to know you. Be well
XxReyxX
Yup that’s just how I roll hehe
Kurapika Nen
WELL GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY GOD DAMN
XxReyxX
You’re voice is so Sexyyy wtfff I can just imagine it whispering in my ear 😌😌 also u measure Girth by measuring it with a tape measurer, or we can use my hole 🥵🥵. Also the moans make me wanna bust even more, mind you I came 4 times to this🌈💦💦💦. And as for the last question, no it’s not weird. If I had a partner I would do it cuz it’s the same as cumming on there face and them making out. Shii I’d do it to you and for you LOL
Kurapika Nen
AHAHA definitely not.. more like scream in pain kinda sneeze
Kurapika Nen
I think I own 5?
dtownssuga
aaah the begging was so hot sir
Queen
Merry Christmas Masami, a) to measure your girth, send me a message and I'll help you out ;), b), I feel like eating out your partners toy is similar to eating out your partner after cumming in them and not everyone is down for that kind of freak
S🐈⬛
Your raspy voice is actually so good lmao… the last part I would tryyyy 😭 I hope u feel better soon get lots of rest and stay hydrated! Try some medicine as well!! Make sure u have socks on too🤍 enjoy your holiday 🎄🤍🤍🤍
Nondesired
the rasp it gives your voice is so sexy 😙 I’m so sorry you’re so miserable I hope you feel better soon 🥺💐
Roo Void
To measure girth you will want a tape measurer like what is used to get measurements for suits. Simply wrap it around and make note of where the tape measure meets. Regarding the last question, I am actually familiar with a script where it was kind of bully to fwb/lovers thing where there was a straight roommate that realized his gay roommate had been crushing on him for some time. One day the straight one goes to town on a toy and kind of demand/offers the gay one to chug it.
jaya
I enjoy all your thoughts and questions. Keep asking and articulating them. Not weird. How many toys you own? Merry Christmas. Feel better quickly
dream_kitty
Dick years is hilarious. I was hoping to hear a big sneeze, but maybe you sneeze little and cute?
milk
i woke up with a flu, so this is such a mood,,,, rest well and feel better soon masami 💗
Angel
Cum eating is fire kinda need that
Tormien
Happy to hear that 🤍🫂
lilily
we listen and we don't judge 🙂↕️⬆️!!
Kurapika Nen
will do >:) tyty
Kurapika Nen
tysm 🤍‼️
Kurapika Nen
PFFFHAHAHA
Kurapika Nen
yap till I die 🤠
Kurapika Nen
THANNk YOU LUCEEEE
Kurapika Nen
Roger that 🤧🤍 your wish is my command
Kurapika Nen
oh my bad zzz
Kurapika Nen
WWWWWW LETSFUCKINGGOOO
Kurapika Nen
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! (also glad to know I’m not alone AHAH)
Kurapika Nen
TRUE TRUE
Kurapika Nen
very kind of you 🤧🤍 yea its unfortunate but very true!! next year it is >:) ty amanda
Kurapika Nen
thank you 🤍🫡
Kurapika Nen
brrrrrr
Kurapika Nen
ty ale!! You too 🤍
Kurapika Nen
AHAH WYM is that not how you say it 😭😭
Kurapika Nen
Ty 🤧 it’s okay i should recover fully in a few days
Tormien
I hope you will recover fast Masami. Wish you all the best. Also thank you for this Audio. I wish I could take care of you and your needs 🙇🏼♂️🤍
Emily Klonecki
Even when you sick you still sound cute 🤭 and the way you sad "cig-ret" made me giggle
Ale
I hope you feel better masami, have a good rest if your night‼️
rena
you always make the right noise, i love this one 🤤✨ and to your question; i'm a simple girl if my partner wants it i'll fucking make it happen cs why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
lukas
i’m vibrating
Fooosh
Sorry you're sick so close to Christmas. Hope you get better ❤️❤️❤️
Phoenix Darling
ALSO don’t think it’s weird to lick the toy clean 🤨 it’s like making out with someone after you finish in their mouth. i agree it’s true love tf. lover mentality fr. 💀 LMFAOOOO anyway that’s my thoughts. IMA SHUT UP.
Amanda
Even when you are sick as fuck you still manage to be hilarious and fun! The comment about your ass being out of order made me laugh so hard I had to pause the audio for a sec. Team gross all the way lol Sorry your plans didn't work out regarding everything else you were going to release. There is always next year! So thankful for all of the things you put out over the last couple of days. Please rest up 🖤
aileen
there’s always next christmas, take care of yourself🤧
rena
a ramblefab on my birthday?! 😳 thank you for your hard work masami, i'll wish for your health and strength when i blow my candles today ♡
Phoenix Darling
“sneeze as lube” i CACKLED but plsplspls take care of yourself. or else. 🖤
angelbb
GO TO SLEEP
hellbound
I hope u feel better soon :( keep warm and drink lots of tea with honey and water if u can ♡♡
Jaya
It’s a creative solution at least 😭
Kurapika Nen
THANK YOU, i will try
Kurapika Nen
LMFAOO why does that seem so silly and stupid and dumb (i might do it if im bored enough)
Jaya
You could use a fabric tape measure to measure the girth or just wrap some string or something around it and then measure the string when laid flat after lmao
ROKO
This is nice🤍. Drink hot tea with honey and lemon. It is good for your recovery and to keep warm. I hope you get well soon.
lara
There's no need to apologize, I just hope you feel better soon, that's what matters most 🫂🤍and thank u for posting even though you're sick <3
jamie
HOLD UP THE PHLEGM COMMENT🤨
jadey
I just finished deep cleaning my bathroom so this feels like my reward, thank you Hope you feel better soon 💜
Luce
Aweeee rest up masami 🫶 take care of yourself this holiday season
nixon
ID STILL HIT EVEN THO UR NASTY AND SICK
aileen
thank you for even posting when you’re sick, hope you feel better soon <3
angerissues
Yay yapping but please don’t feel bad Sami the most important thing is you getting better pls 😢😢🤍
Joey D
I wish I was the one who made you lose your voice not sickness 😉, also I will eat out the toy or lick the toy clean
rina
rest up king ‼️ hope you recover for the holidays and have a good time !!
jamie
feel better masami🙁🩷
