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SFW AUDIO: HAPPY NEW YEARS + ADHD Rambling 🎉✨🥂
🕑 Added 2025-01-01 00:07:00 +0000 UTCThe NSFW scripted dom/top military audio will be out tomorrow instead of tonight because I thought a New Year’s SFW audio would be cuter >:)
HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR, AND I HOPE 2025 TREATS YOU WELL! <3
This audio is a bit all over the place—just my typical ADHD rambling. Enjoy! (Topics include: New Year’s, popcorn, musicals, Gordon Ramsay, bisexuality, cheese and crackers, and raccoon noises.)
Comments
Astrid
thE BI ERASURE THING IS SO TRUEEE “i just jcked off to straight corn..we still got it😼” THAT SHIT IS SO RELATABLE SKDBDHSHD LMFAOO
Amy
New years resolution, get my A1C under better control. Cause that shit is everywhere at this point.
S🐈⬛
Wait say caramel one more time 😭😭😭 lmfao youre my favorite yapper bro I’m crying 😭😭 who put skittles in popcorn ???? Happy New Year 🥂
Lisy
Oops, im late. Going from skittles in popcorn to fisting is hilarious 😭 My resolution is to memorize people's phone numbers by heart cuz i don't remember anyone's and what if i get lost one day without my phone...then what.
Emily Klonecki
HAPPY NEW YEAR and party's are overated anyway I didn't celebrate new years I played genshin all night... and where is the kettle corn bro 🤨
Taramii
Happy new year Masami 🥳🫶🏼 Glad followed through with those raccoon noises LMAO
angelbb
the joke was funny………… 😭😭
lilily
no parties for me this year :P i'm welcoming new year under my blanket all cozy and warm~ happy new year masami, hope your 2035 starts off great! c:
XxReyxX
First Off Happy New Years Papito❤️🖤❤️!!! Caramel Popcorn is alright but I personally like Spicy Chipotle flavored Popcorn…New Years Resolution is to get SKINNY and TONED 😭😭…. Kitchen Nightmares is so fucking GOOD I love that shit I remember watching it with my cousin… “Amplifying the Gay” is Crazyy 🤣🤣.. I guess when I kiss I do like tongue but it just depends on the place we’re in tbh. I like the Bacon Flavored Ritz Crackers with Cheese Whiz that’s shit is bomb asf! “Bussy Tighter” is also Crazy 😝 but I do like em tight lol.
Kurapika Nen
You’re so incredibly right 😼‼️ happy new years rena 🤍
Kurapika Nen
oh no 😭 I hope sleep finds us all. Happy new years !!
Kurapika Nen
HAPPY NEW YEAR COLLY 🤍🤍
Kurapika Nen
Most interesting?? I’ll take it, thank you. I’m glad we crossed paths 🤍 also yea we needa bring back more 80s trends >:) happy new years theo have a good 2025
Kurapika Nen
will definitely drink more milk 🤍 thank you and happy new years
Kurapika Nen
HAPPY NEW YEARS!! Thank you 🤍
Kurapika Nen
I LOVE IT SO MUCHHHH im addicted.. im glad you understand
Kurapika Nen
thank you 😫🤍 happy new year jaya
Kurapika Nen
you did strike me as a cheese and cracker kinda guy
rena
i like small parties, like 6 people max, 10+ people make me a lil dizzy lol my new year's resolution is to work harder ʕ •ᴥ•ʔᕤ AND YES THE TONGUE THING— SAME, WHAT YOU SAID!! plus, alcohol (or any addictive substance, really) is only cool and fun when you have control over it 🤓☝️
Roo Void
When you said plain popcorn, at first I thought you were referring to just buttered popcorn that doesn't have like different flavoring like cheddar or caramel but you meant actual plain popcorn.....and I wonder....what is the point of plain?! I feel New Years Resolutions are both pointless and futile, better to do mini goals throughout the year or set intentions not a resolution made from a specific day that you will likely fail within the first month of it. "Amplifying the gay"........this will be brought up in the next Gay Agenda meeting good sir! I can't bring myself to eat soup when I am sick so cheese and crackers is one of my go-to for when I am sick. Get that shark couchie board! Also you might be forced to apologize to the entire animal kingdom for the "racoon noises" made.
jaya
Happy New Year Masami. So nice to hear your thoughts and to relate to some of the topics. You are a friend in some quiet moments. Love your charm, laugh, and spontaneity. Get good rest and continue strong ☮️❤️
jadey
RAHHH I'm such a kitchen nightmares nerd I LOVE watching the shitty owners getting their asses handed to them when they finally see how disgusting their establishments are
Dizzy_Liz
HAPPY NEW YEARS MASAMI 🤩🥳🥳 I love hearing you yap about any and everything i hope you keep it coming in the new year☺️ Wishing you good health and happiness all 2025 😋
milk
happy new year twinkle toes !! 🖤🖤🖤 heres to a better year ahead, and stay healthy!!! drink more milk !!!!!!!
theo
happy new year to you big man <3 am really glad i found you, i think you’re the most interesting person i’ve met this year ngl also i get the thing about mens’ jeans in the 80s 100%. hearing you out. i think we should bring that back in 2025, thoughts? (you’re gonna get converted too you’re not escaping)
Collington
Time to buy a ranch in Texas and become hermits. Cheese and crackers is so underrated bro, I had cubed pepper jack today it’s just the perfect snack. ~Happy New Year to you ✨🥂
Nradova
As someone with chronic insomnia I wonder what a sleep schedule is, happy new year my dude. Sleep well dream sweet.
CappuCups
Lmaoo I get you had to stop after taking 2 sips
Phoenix Darling
HAHAHA BET
rena
i'm listening to this half awake i can't process half of what you're saying, ehe sorry, gonna relisten later today.. happy new year lover boy!!! love your voice, wanna hear it more this year, also that's the cutest raccoon i've ever heard xoxo
Ale
Im debating on buying something before i leave, were getting out late thoo so idk, might not be able to. And ill try not to die, not promises, might light up something in here. Happy new years masami‼️🖤
lukas
thank you 💜 it’s already 2025 for me but i hope you enjoy the rest of yours !!
Joey D
Thank you
Kurapika Nen
happy 2025 🤍
Kurapika Nen
have a good rest of your 2024 lukas 🤍
Kurapika Nen
fireworks stand??? be careful and dont die and also try to celebrate and have fun afterwards if you arent too tired 🤍 happy new years
Kurapika Nen
HAPPY NEW YEARS 🤍
Kurapika Nen
YEAHHH🤍🤍
Kurapika Nen
thank you lara 🤍🤍
Kurapika Nen
I will work harder >:)
Kurapika Nen
WOOO 2025
Kurapika Nen
very kind 😭😭 happy new year aileen
Kurapika Nen
yea i tend to overdo things so best to avoid LMFAO ill stick to energy drinks
Kurapika Nen
LMFAOOO we're doing it right at midnight^^ also, tyty!!
Kurapika Nen
as yappers we can appreciate eachother THANK YOUUUU but yes i know 2025 will be amazing >:)
Amanda
Seeing a notification from you was such a nice surprise! I think it's very cool that you like musicals. I love to listen musical soundtracks all the time haha Men wearing jeans back in the 80's had a very specific look/energy to it so I get what you were trying to say. As a yapper, I enjoy listening to you talk/ramble. Thank you for everything that you do! I hope are doing well today. Wishing you a very happy new year 🖤💫
Phoenix Darling
a sfw ramble? don’t mind if i DO. also carmel corn is TOP TIER i don’t CARE what anyone says. sorry, that was aggresive. 10/10 raccoon noises. eating carmel corn and handing hands while making raccoon noises, when? ignore that. Happy New Years, Masami 🖤✨
CappuCups
Also on the alcohol so real but always put your health first before you get into smth :>
King
"ADHD audio" is fucking funny 😂, Happy New Years bro !! 🥂
CappuCups
Happy new years
aileen
happy new years! you’re the coolest person i’ve come across this year, love you lots ( ノ ^o^)ノ
Jupiter
Happy new year everyone just turned 12 for me 🥳🥳
emo.swagapino
happy new year masami!! happy to have found ur account this yr, i’m so excited for all you’re gonna accomplish nxt yr🫶🏽🫂
Luce
Aweee happy new year masami!! Here’s to a year with you and hopefully more to come!! 🥂🥳🫶
angerissues
Happy new years Sami <33 yapper king is back yay
lara
It's already new years here, so happy new year masami from me🫂🤍
Ale
Happy new years masami, hope it goes well for you. Working a fireworks stand tdyy‼️
nixon
happy new years (cant wait for the nsfw tomorrow) also, i missed your healthy voice yay
lukas
happy new years masami ! can’t wait to listen to this to sleep later 💜
Joey D
It’s midnight for me so it’s the perfect thing to listen to, thank you and happy new year’s
