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SFW AUDIO: yapping while trying to fight the urge to not pull my dick out and start jacking off..

🕑 Added 2025-02-11 01:12:39 +0000 UTC

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tajinonpickles

Me running back to all ur SFW audios when I can’t sleep🏃🏻‍♀️💨🫶🏼

tajinonpickles

First of all: 1.) birthday cake flavor reigns supreme 2.) this made me laugh so much, thank you babes🙏🏼

Kurapika Nen

I hope tomorrow is better <3

Yuri

I needed this after the shittiest day I've had

Amy

Theyre literally naked neck chickens, a cross breed between turkeys and chickens

Kurapika Nen

CHARISMATIC?? I’ll take it fr now cat smirk emoji

alex

yeh dude can walk around with a guitar and cast spells or use melee combat, it’s good for beginners that are charismatic 😎

Kurapika Nen

I’ll look into the roles as I’m not too familiar but a bard?? LIKE A LITTLE SINGING SHRIMP? I’ll take it

RayneFall

Yis. Nicaragua coffee is my favorite. It’s got the best chocolate undertones and it makes it so delightful

S🐈‍⬛

Say it with me…. I will not fuck a pumpkin 😭 bc farmers don’t do that! Bad bad bad

Kurapika Nen

youre right YOURE RIGHT and okay ill consider not fucking a pumpkin..

Kurapika Nen

YO WHAT??? PLEASEEEEEEE

Kurapika Nen

you got a good point..

Kurapika Nen

TYTYTYTY

Kurapika Nen

like a CHIHUAHUA??? fits you >:) also nah next time take one big bite. also no i didnt know that...

Kurapika Nen

TURKENS/??? i never heard of that.. and damn <_<

S🐈‍⬛

Man this is what I needed to make my day a little bit better lmfao u never fail to make me laugh or smile! Waittttt chicken wingss plssssss The way I choked on my fucking pepsi 😭 lmfao I can’t wit u Hello there farmer masami… DO NOT FUCK A PUMPKIN Low-key I think if u do the trend do it on Patreon 😭

RayneFall

I own a coffee shop and roast my own beans, I’ll make ya the best coffee ever! And I didn’t know you have chickens! I have 42 ha

dream_kitty

I would love to know why people like toxic ASMR. I don't get it either. It makes me feel bad to listen to it. Even in regular ASMR people like personal attention from someone who is annoyed with or dislikes them. I imagine the viewers lives are so perfect that it's fun for them to experience that. When I go outside I see enough annoyed people IRL.

Jaya

So enjoyed the audio, thanks. You are great. Nice job with your chickens. Hug

Lisy

Listening to this was how I found out my phone was at full volume. Scared the fuck out of me ,holy shit. LMFAO. You can't hear me ,but i barked back at you, like a chihuahua. Also,birthday cake flavor is delicious 😞 im ngl I would take nibbles of the overly expensive Starbucks birthday cake pops to savor every piece. DID YOU KNOW, every person's anus has a unique pattern, like a fingerprint? Isn't there a company that makes molds out of your bootyhole? Did I imagine that? Is that real? Idk, im sorry, bye LMFAO

Amy

I have chickens and ducks, ever heard of turkens? Lol. You plant in the garden after the last freeze for your area 🙂 I swear I have to stop listening to these at work 😅 King cake flavor is better than birthday cake 🤤 Women clinch their vagina when they cough, bet you didn't know that lol. Sometimes people accept the love they think they deserve 🤷🏻‍♀️

Kurapika Nen

Pads without wings I’ll never understand

Kurapika Nen

You’re welcome

Kurapika Nen

cat smirk emoji

Joey D

I will make you every type of flavour you want and never think about making buffalo unless you annoy me then that’s your punishment

Kurapika Nen

🤧🤍 ty and yes I love them sm

Kurapika Nen

Pls make me wings

lilily

you made me fake a cough to check that fact 😭💀😭

Crum

GYATTDAYUM VDIDHJDBDJSJD Masami rambles are so damn funny, you finding out abt the hole cough was like my roommate realizing pads stick to panties not the coochie

keijth

This was genuinely so funny wtf 😭 luv ur rambling fr 💯

angerissues

The way you love your chickens is so adorable 😿 I just love listening to you yap idek mannnn it’s just so entertaining and your pretty voice is a bonus on top of it all 😼

Joey D

One thing I think you forgot is that your hotter than dream. Also woke up before my alarm and listened to you yap before it went of was great😊 . And I make a mean chicken wing if your ever interested

alex

thank you for appreciating my coffee craft, sincerely a she/they barista who can only drink oat milk (also the way you’d slay a bard roll in dnd, one liners, music lover, inspirational words, the art of seduction etc etc) ✨

Phoenix Darling

rip my b about the height, king won’t happen again :sad_cowboy: FINALLY someone who agrees with bubblegum flavour being ASS

rena

aww it's okay i had a good laugh :-D

Kurapika Nen

my chickens always doing good icl, im 6'7", bubblegum flavor is ass, starbucks sucks ass,and okay im GLAD YOU AGREE

Kurapika Nen

TYTY

Kurapika Nen

youre kinda right icl

Kurapika Nen

LMAOO next time next time

Kurapika Nen

im afraid my time is up but it would be funny

Fritzy

GOODNIGHT!!

Kurapika Nen

I LOVE MY CHICKENS

Kurapika Nen

thank you i try

Kurapika Nen

GOODNIGHT

Kurapika Nen

slurp slirp slurp. i want one iced oat milk latte and one bra please

Kurapika Nen

PFFFAHAHA

Kurapika Nen

i cant speak its so sad

Kurapika Nen

LMFAOOO BUNSELF IS WILDDD

Phoenix Darling

long ass comment, my b 😔 you just make me have a lot to say back x

Phoenix Darling

RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE my FAVOURITE :3 wdym can’t do two of each?? balance is important, me thinks the barking LMFAOOO i have been meaning to ask about your chickens and see how they’re doing, always reading my mind, fr “not taller” wdym?? you’re literally 6’5” ?? and you’re automatically cooler than Dream bc i said so, idc LMFAO I’VE SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT DND i really don’t think i’d be creative enough for it 😭 SHIT I SENT MY COMMENTS BEFORE I WAS READY DON’T LOOK i think birthday cake flavour is better than bubblegum flavour, that shit’s kinda gross ngl FUCK STARBUCKS, ME AND THE HOMIES HATE STARBUCKS not me coughing HAHAHAHA HELP YOURE PERFECT, TOO SHHHH ):< I DONT UNDERSTAND the TOXIC BOYFRIEND STUFF BRO LIKE WHY?? like fine, you like whatever, BUT WHY???? i just wanna be LOVED DONT BE MEAN TO ME WHAT THE ??? got me yelling, too. anyway, thank you and goodnight, Masami, peace out, girl scout (i’m so sorry) MWAH MWAH MWAH x

nees

i neeeed my barista to have dyed hair and neopronouns like Yess Bunself I do want oatmilk!!!

rena

might enjoy the screaming and yelling a little too much (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

rena

degredaregarderRRAAAAAWHHHHH

Emily Klonecki

I will never stop my morning monster for breakfast 😋 but I do have to stop all the one sided love I've began to develop for several people 😢 anyway WHO SAID KPOP AYY DOMINO pulls 20 han photo cards out of my bra and taking 3 out of the back of my phone case 🤘why are you trying to rizz me like CHICKENS, A GARDEN. bark meow.. WHO SAID THAT imma go spend my life savings on a shit ton of birthdaycake cakepops and lire little gay boys to my basement

molotov

also chewing on your cords is so real, they’ll have to untangle my headphones wire from my teeth when i die

molotov

as a she/they i can confirm i make the Best lattes (not biased at all) i think some people would get a kick out of you doing the photo card trend if you get a bra just for it lol, but then again it is twitter so tread lightly 😵‍💫 to be cringe is to be free 🙂‍↕️ i used to cringe at myself for 90% of the things i like/things i do, and i just started laughing at myself in the moment and making fun of myself as i did it and now i couldn’t care less LMAO degradation is cool and all but some of those audios are actually insane, a lot of them are what put me off on audios as a whole until i found your page thanks for paying your outstanding kiss bill, pleasure doing business w you 🙂‍↕️

Fritzy

gonna go to sleep to this ur voice is so relaxing ^^

jadey

Such a wholesome title Masami

Amanda

It sounds like you take really good care of your chickens. So cute! 😊 Your take on the toxic bf trope killed me. Next time I stumble across one I'm sure I'll think back to this ramble lmao