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Father's Day Ask (AskDawnAndVern)
🕑 Added 2020-07-04 03:53:19 +0000 UTCVernon: Well, technically this here's my second father's day. Got to experience my first one last year just around the time we found out my Honey Lamb was carryin' Paige. O' course, I didn't exactly know much about celebratin' Father's day from the Pa's side of thangs and all, and with everythin' that was goin' on at the time it was kinda a subtler celebration.
Dawn: With Ulric in jail in Norwulff and me spending a few days in the hospital while they continued to run tests on me, Vernon didn't get the father's day he deserved. Granted, I had been putting plans together with the pups to surprise Vernon, but...well...those kinda changed during the chaos of that few weeks.
Vernon: Aw hush now Honey Lamb, it was more than fine. I mean, what better present could a Pa possibly ask fer than knowin' his mate is carryin' his pup. Havin' a nice hospital cafeteria dinner together and gettin' gifts from my pups was more than fine considerin' the circumstances.
Dawn: Thankfully, this year we got to make up for it big time. Our pups and I brought my Puppy Love breakfast in bed.
Vernon: Y'all really pulled out the stop with that one. That stack o' pancakes was as big as Paige.
Dawn: *Giggles* Well it was two father's day breakfast's worth after all.
Vernon: Still, I only got one stomach. *Chuckles* The me from a year weren't still hungry fer the meal he missed.
Dawn: Later in the day we ate ate the Grazer's Green, And Allison, Edison and I gave him his Father's Day gifts.
Vernon: *Chuckles* Yep, I got a great MASA tie from Edison, and a fancy wolf coffe mug from Alli, the 'traditional' Pa's Day gifts as my own Pa warned me about.
Dawn: *Giggles* Puppy, don't say that. You might discourage our pups.
Vernon: Hey, I love those gifts! But my Pa did predict purty well what I'd be gettin'. *Laughs* Only thing I didn't get was a new tool set.
Dawn: Well...I hope my and Paige's present defied his predictions.
Vernon: *Laughs* Ah yes, I love my new sheep bandanna. I'm keen on wearin' it as much as I possibly can.
Dawn: Of course, that was only part of my present. Thee other half came...later...
Vernon: And so did I. *Chuckles*
Dawn: Puppy! Shush! *Blushes.
Vernon: What? Ain't like we off handly mentioned doin' that a bunch o' times on this thang. We're still young after all... Sides', what beeter way to celelbrate the six month anniversary of gettin' my plumbin' all stoppped up with a vasectemy then givin' it the ol'd thorough 'stress test' to make sure it's still holdin' in place.
Dawn: *Giggling* *Intense Blushing*
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WT: Due to a login issue I'm trying to sort with tumblr, I wasn't able to post this one there this week. Hopefully I can get this all sorted out.
