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In Honor of Borba (Shitpost)
🕑 Added 2021-11-01 02:47:26 +0000 UTCI...don't even know how to really explain this...mess...I feel like a chronic drinker trying to explain exactly why he did something while completely drunk the night before, and just...not really having a justification for it. This was drawn on last Saturday's stream, a sort of shitpost by committee of sorts, as the Patreon backers who were in the call kept suggesting absurdities to add to the pic.
Okay, deep breath, I'll try to explain. For those who don't know, the artist Borba is sort of a 'high-quality shit poster. He has been drawing a most reviled Zootopia comic called "I will survive", one which we thought was dead and buried by this point. But much like a zombie, (very appropriate for the time of year), he's dug it back up to...I don't even know? Judy and the girlfriend she got with after Nick left her out of sheer spite are?...Judy is mayor, and they are basically recreating the Kennedy assassination with Judy? The previous page had us all taking bets on whether he had really killed the Judy that...pretty much everyone hates, which seems out of character for someone who admits to loving to troll the Zootopia fandom. (Which honestly, the amount of time and effort put into his work I mean...at this point it just feels like the "I was only pretending to be retarded meme" in action.) But with the newest page confirming....at least until he reveals it was a dream or something, that Judy is indeed dead. We were taking bets on who the 'sniper' was....
Thus I placed my bets on Dawn, and as a joke it was suggested I draw her with the rifle. AmancalledDominick even went so far as to link me references to Lee Harvey Oswald's actual rifle used in the assassination for this purpose. As the drawing went on, we just kept adding more absurdities to it, borrowing the 'prey nazi' uniform from one of his previous pages for Dawn, adding Nick doing a sort of Jack-o pose that Dawn could use to steady her aim, making Dawn pregnant with his kit and happy over it despite the anti-pred uniform, and of course, placing nick in a mankini.
For the good of everyone, I feel this is probably as far as this shit post should go. Don't expect it to be lined or colored in the near future.
To be that much more immature, I have an alt linked where Nick ...er...Fires his own "rifle" in excitement when Dawn discharges her weapon.
I'm sorry everyone...
-Wasty
