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Improv: Your Boyfriend Makes You A Cup Of Tea and Ponders Orbs [failed experiment lol]
🕑 Added 2023-05-14 16:32:00 +0000 UTCin this long ramble i talked about wanting to make a roleplay that was entirely improvised. here's my first attempt, and it's definitely a total failure hehehe
i just hit record without any ideas in my head, not even a character or a premise, and started making noise. turns out that's a terrible idea, at least when you have very little experience doing improv. i'm defo a writer, not an improviser.
i might do something improvised again in the future, but with a premise to start with, and maybe a barebones outline of a plot. that might go a little better.
i hope you're at least able to have a chuckle at this failed attempt.
with love,
phas 💖
Comments
Pocari
"the blood stained the pavement" I giggled so hard, because yes, that's the problem 😂. I loved this "like your part of an asmr role-play". 😆
Jayce
*laughing* At the end, I was like "Where the f*ck is he going right now ?! WTF is dat orb stuff ?!" aaaaand you burst into laughing. And I did too. That was funny ! XD
Peace Angel Mystic🕊️👼🏻🔮
lol it’s not a failure if it makes people happy. I was laughing along with you. A cuppa, a “rub” (ahem) and a good laugh were just what I needed at the end of a stupidly hot and humid work day 🤣 P.S. hope the vaccine is coming along 😂
BerriesandalsoCream
i was watching this at 4am as some kind of sleep aid and i actually burst out laughing with you because of ORB SILENCE… ure so cute holy shit this was hilarious 😭😭
Allie G
The last two minutes were the best. Your laugh 😅😅
Claire Hanser
I'm obsessed with this audio. Well fucking done
El
I love that this turned into a "Nope" reference 🤣 but also I'm a little creeped out by it 😅
Arcana (He Him)
This was far from failed, my good man. You kept the flow up for so long.
MermaidQueen72
“Give it a little poke” had me dying
Banshee
This devolved into the best kind of invasion of the body snatchers silliness.
Kitty
This was very adorable. <3 I had a giggle and it really brightened my afternoon. Thank you <3
Drusilla
You said orb in the sky and I thought the sun. I hate looking at the sun too being nocturnal. Then you said alien orb and started laughing hard. And I needed it.
Queen Zelda
yes, please hug all the stress away, I would feel so much better :D
Rossé
This here was so funny xD the orb silence was amazingly effective
MagicBitch
This was absolutely hilarious. Definitely good content.
Andi Daniel
I had to stop and collect my beans for a bit omfg 😂 O R B S I L E N C E Failed experiments are a good chance to learn, but also I absolutely loved hearing you laugh because your whole voice just lights up.
Snwbby197
Ok I'm at 3 mins and it's going well, so cute! Although you've established you're shit at making tea, cooking, and massages 😂 uh oh...we are going downhill at 4.5 mins lmaoooo yes, poke the orb 😂 omfg...totally off the rails, what is happening?!? Hahahahhaha oh you've totally lost it...omg 😂😂😂 I'm dying...orb silence!!!! 😂 lmfaooooo omg phas!!! Well you got halfway before it started going wrong lol that was hilarious!!
Julla308
Alright, I relistened, and the whole orb thing read like a "Welcome to Night Vale"-phenomena🤣👌🏼
grey roses
This was a riot. 😂 I went from 'How nice, now I have a British boyfriend who hums pleasantly and makes tea with just the right amount of milk' 🖤 and then suddenly Bleeding Orb in the Sky and then the 4th wall was just savaged...then the laughter...I dunno, seems like mission successful to me, just for a VERY niche audience. I apparently am in that audience because I got a really good laugh out of it. I can't improvise for shit so this seemed like goals to me. 😅
Ale Humano
The orb told me to write this, hopefully it’s appeased now…
Ale Humano
I was laughing so hard. Thank you so much, that was a treat
Jenna
once again; seek help please
Shira
Zonai orb prob
sageiisms
THE ORB IS SENDING ME THIS IS SO FUNNY HOLY SHIT
Julla308
I mean, at the end there, it seemed to move towards "Boyfriend thinks he's trapped in an ASMR audio", which I think could potentially be a very fun and interesting premise😆 Improv can be really hard, especially for those that aren't used to it. Generally, you should always have at least an idea of what you want to improv about, or where you want the improv to go, so considering you started 100% from scratch, that was really well done!! The first minutes honestly felt like such a natural, everyday kind of domestic convo, and it was so nice!
JYMMA
Honestly it was pretty hilarious, I couldn't help but laugh with you in the end, so that's hardly a failure 😄 Nice breakthrough of the 4th wall, those always make me giggle.
Iris Towers
"Orb silence" also made me giggle. Gonna keep that in my memory bank.
Myneghon
I thought it said "Boyfriend Ponders Your Orbs" and assumed it was a metaphor for something lewd. 🤣
Cynthia Glos
Don't see how this is a failure. Love the laughter ❤️. Improve always starts with some kind of idea , recommend who's line is it anyway. Thanks for sharing anyway 😘
Teddy R.
You have not the slightest idea how much I needed something like this. If this is what you think is a failure you can fail more often 😊😘 thank you.
WildEmu
THE BLOODY ORB WHAT
