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Elf Ranger Wants To Make Love With- No, Wants To *Fuck* You
🕑 Added 2024-03-17 18:22:04 +0000 UTCHe's done love before - but not lust.
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Comments
Madison Shelton
Give me a min phas and community to thank everyone for the kind reactions to all of my previous comments I’m usually not so chatty like that but you make it comforting to do and I appreciate it but on to this audio my character being a high elf in Baldurs gate I relate to this comfy and sweet take on your elf as well and thank you for this audio it’s well done as always I hope this comment finds everyone doing well also *bows in respect
Claire Lee
I have listened this one several times, and just realized now, that this elf ranger is the one who saved and healed “me” in the forest! So happy to hear that he explored the outside world with the special person.♥️
Phasmid ASMR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. god. i forgot i had put that in there. thanks for reminding me
wolfvonbiele93
This audio is amazing but man the unknown joke gets me every time
MoiraStrigoia
Every single time I revisit this series and get to this audio, I remember this reply and immediately start snickering/singing and simultaneously imagining poor Phas and the canned macaroni fiasco 😂
Amaya Nightshade
🥵🥵🤭wow!
Pixymisa87
Been really missing my elf boyfriend. Are we getting more from him soon?
Chef Peaches
I love how much he WHIMPERS....🫣🫣🫣🥰
Hidden Girl
He’s so cute! Even trying to talk dirty he’s so eloquent ☺️ precious babe
Layna Lawson
First time ever listening to something like this. The squeal of amusement that escaped me upon realizing this scenario is set in the D&D universe/ Sword Coast was borderline inhuman.
Phasmid ASMR
i think he is a permanent part of the pantheon, i’m sure he’ll come back in the future
Amanda Mesenbring
This character brought me into the world of asmr romance audios. I hope that you'll bring him back soon! I need more of this sweet angel.
lovebites
Macaroni in a pot🍲
Elle Driver
EDIT: Do you personally know someone who has experienced a collapsed lung?! Okay, but I hope we get to see more of the elf ranger. He’s adorable and admirable. All of your work is so dang well-rounded. I am impressed with every single audio and love sinking into each story.
Crow
AAAAHHH THE WHIMPER?!?! You’re kidding me, it’s executed so well. 😤
Crow
Pookie what are you mackin’ on to make them mouth noises?
Remy Darling
Oh my god, IS IT DAN AGAIN? I now HAVE to listen to this RIGHT NOW.
KassiaOfCuriosities
I have to say, having listened to all of these audios, the line “that thing you’re doing with your tongue—oohehh” is still my favorite. Lol. So realistic. Perfect.
Phasmid ASMR
i won’t apologise
girlgirlgirl
not the fucking collapsed lung
Ali
The “am I to survive this night?” got me good. Love how humorous and endearing this whole bit is!
Dragonbard87
Phas... you're amazing... This character was the first I met of yours from your videos and he's still my favorite. His reactions to being in a city is so lifelike. Gods, I want to remake Vandania for D&D and relive this adventure with her. Thank you Phas! ❤️ The juicy ending is a bonus, not going to lie.
Peace Angel Mystic🕊️👼🏻🔮
Well I want to know how our Elvin friend pulled up the morning after his first night out - poor love. I love the peppering of his language. Artfully done Phas.
Phasmid ASMR
in truth, the algorithm is punishing me massively ATM for reducing my output to protect my mental health. there was a period where there might have been a 2 week gap between uploads, and almost as soon as that period started by video performance absolutely TANKED. for the last 2 months ive managed to get back on top of regular weekly uploads, and view counts are only just now starting to recover. thank god for my patrons 💖 if i relied on YouTube ads for my income, I'd be screwed
TeaNTea
I've never gotten the point of the more erotica side of asmr before, but you put so much thought into your characters and the developing relationships it's impossible not to be completely sold! 😮 How do you not have more YT followers??
KassiaOfCuriosities
The intonation you get on “ritualistic “—excellent nuance
Missy Frank
This is your best character Phas❤️❤️
roromegaror
Dan and his collapsing lung 💔
Missy Frank
I loved how you made him still tender and loving and cute yet being rough and lustful for us this time!! So much fun I love this story. I hope you continue it and enjoy writing and acting him for us ❤️
Sylvia Noire Alfiere (Purity)
I adore this. For one, I love that a lot is a baldurs gate setting because I can absolutely imagine the entire scene in my head. But I’m also big on the innocent characters getting to let absolutely loose, and I feel the excited, needy noises were perfect. I love to hear that hunger.
Crafty Siren
Loved this audio, out of all the other characters, the elf is one of my favorites, second to the werewolf. Found it adorable he's still trying to get used to using "Fuck" in that context, 😊!
Nichole Brining
Amazing work. I love this character. Thank you!
Tara Duhan
Ok, I’ve re-listened to this many times now, and I honestly think it’s perfect! I love seeing this edgier side of our stoic elf. Eager to hear more! Thank you so much, Phas! ❤️
marshall
this was great as usual, i do have one request in mind tho :). if you plan on making another spicy audio with this character, may i ask that you make it more of a soft version? i‘d love to see that side of him as well!!
kousenjuu
yo yo yooooo boizzzzz we got another??? phas you absolutely lovely lad, you 🔥🔥🔥
AnxieTeaPlushBee
I'm loving the fantasy audio's! As always, this one was just as incredible. And I can't wait to see, or hear, what comes next! 💖
LadyLucidity ASMR
Sorry guys i can't game tonight i'm um... washing my hair. 😅 as soon as i saw the youtube version was up. I couldn't click fast enough to get here!
Paoaial
Well, there's some choice lines that will definitely be living in my memory for quite some time
Hádě
Oh this is gonna be good. Elf ranger pt. 1 was my first audio from you, I ever heard. Love the "It comes in pints?" reference peppered trough many of your stories and how each character sounds different saying it xD. Let's go!
Sara Jayne
Only six more hours, do not listen to this at work…
EsoTerror
Who's gonna tell him that for a person who hasn't drank alcohol seriously before; what comes tomorrow is a hangover?
Graphic Exploitation
What happens in Baldur’s Gate…
Eivor Dax
As one of the people who asked for this on the survey, goddamn, that was fire! 🔥 I'm going to need a very long, very cold shower before I can do anything else today.
Mai Youkai
Oh. My. God. That was amazing! Loved this one ! Keep up the amazing work!
Victoria
What. Is. That? It’s the unknown 😨
auxarc99
Omg, that shuddery little squeaky noise! 😍
sacarver
HOLD ON BABE WE’RE GOING TO BALDUR’S GATE 🗣️‼️‼️
respirdal
29:30 lives rent free in my head at this point 💭
AntichristSocialite
“What is that? …It’s the unknown.” 😭
Silvwren
My face is still hot from listening to you ❤️❤️ This was absolutely fantastic!!!
BramShelley
I would *love* an aftercare audio after this ❤️
Emilyb1997
By the Gods Phas... Sir my jaw, least you can do is pick it up if your gunna drop it like that 🤣. Can we talk about the little whimper/gasp that happens at 29:30 ish. OH MY ❤️🔥 Also first time commenting HI PHAS YOU'RE AWESOME!!! Always here for more keep it up 😁😁😁
Krystal Katara (Kit-Kat)
geez Phas! ur moans and kisses indeed have been deeply missed! ur so amazing and I wish sometimes like crazy, that I was the mic that u were kissing into! lol 😂 I know, I'm a dork, it's ok, u can say it if u want to, I won't judge! lol 😂 ... anyways, hope ur having a wonderful weekend! many hugs, kisses, and as always, much love! take care and God Bless! 🫂🫂🫂😘💋💋💋🤭☺️☺️☺️😇🙏🙏🙏😄💜💜💜
Cbrlilly♡
Amazing
Echo
Oh sweet jesus, Phas. You're trying to kill us. Holy shit.
BHemboi
I'd very much like to hear that vocabulary lesson, I'm not going to lie
SavanahsSimping
This is my favorite series so far!!!
Birdybell
He was so nervous before that you'd never guess this was the same elf, but boldness really works for him
Rose Witch. VDO
💕
Lacey
Holy shit! He's not so shy anymore is he? 🔥🔥🔥
Lady
Thank you Phas, such an amazing conclusion! Please make more!
AnxiousPancakes
I almost broke my steering wheel I was white knuckling it so hard 😭 thank you for this gift today
Meshael
My beloved Elf 💕💋 Thank you 🌷you just made my day🌙✨ Please continue this wonderful romantic story💋
FlowerCow
Oh sweet hells, I forgot how to breathe again because of you, Phas
Tara Duhan
Wow! Did not disappoint! Thank you, Phas! Also, of course he’s multi-orgasmic, lucky fucker! 😜❤️
ScreamsForYears
Ahhh thank you! Please continue to be amazing 🖤
Tara Duhan
Oh yes! Woot! Listening now!
