Trapped In A Vault With Your Heist Partner
🕑 Added 2024-03-30 19:26:16 +0000 UTCIf he had to be trapped in a vault with someone, at least it was with you.
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early access!! here's a fun little concept that i feel must be a trope, but i didn't look it up and find out if it is because i didn't want to spoil it for myself. this features a guest voice appearance from Kanade, who came through with the recording an hour after i put a call out today because i'd forgotten i needed it. thank you so much, Kana!!
there's be a nsfw conclusion to this soon - though probably not tomorrow, unless this cold disappears overnight. i can manage a recording like the sfw part with a cold, but nsfw stuff... all the heavy breathing... not compatible with a blocked up nose. fingers crossed!!
love,
phas 💖
Comments
Scy
Him admiring how his partner's biceps bulged was a really nice touch, it feels like in these situations the partner is seen as sexy for their dexterity and lean nature, this is a small moment, but super refreshing
Phasmid ASMR
it's ok, they brought cleaning supplies with them
Sim
I’m sure it’s a trope, but my sense of realism gets way too annoying to properly enjoy it sometimes. When you’re getting down, things can get messy, which means the authorities can use even a tiny smidge of evidence to track you down.
Hejko the Platypusdragon
Funnily enough, that sound is also my ringtone so I thought it was ringing the first time I heard this 😅
roromegaror
Dw too much and prioritize your health 🙏🏻 i just had a gnarly cold too, it’s rlly going around 😭
Lakora
Dan and his freaking LUNG AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lacey
Haha, so one of those absurd moments that just becomes part of your personal lore with the retellings. I get ya
Phasmid ASMR
it's such an absolutely stupid story. a corruption of a personal anecdote told to me by a flatmate i knew for a year in 2015. Dan is a real guy whose lung collapsed a single time, but I never met him. my flatmate was telling me a story about a holiday him and a group of friends were on, and at one point he just casually said "and then Dan's lung collapsed", and quickly moved on. I was howling about it for 10 minutes bc he was so casual about a serious medical problem, and inferred from it that dans lung must collapse regularly. but yeah.. never met Dan, never heard of him outside of that anecdote, and i haven't spoken to the person who told me the anecdote in almost 8 years. idk why I keep putting it in my scripts, it's so STUPID
Lacey
As someone who loves rogues, a heist story was super fun! Also what's the deal with someone always having a collapsed lung?
KarBun
NOT THE PIPE CLANGING 😭 This is a work of art
KarBun
the code names 🙌 ‘nerd stuff’ LMFAO
L
Always appreciate the lotr nods, but this also gave me some Leverage vibes which really tickled me. Hopefully they don't have to fall back to Plan M. Also hoping that you feel better! Colds are awful.
Caroly
The pipe sound effect was a nice touch. I laughed so hard.
Bulchi
Happy Easter, hope you feel better soon
JenderQueer
The way I hissed when you said "Dan" - SIR! You are a gremlin. 😆
lia thibault
“Nerd stuff” he says, while being a nerd
lia thibault
HAHAHA THANK U KANA
UmbraFae
This voice with the loveable asshole personality reminds me SO MUCH of Trevor Belmont from the Castlevania Netflix series and honestly I'm gagging for it 😂
atlas
get well soon!!
FotoMatix76
Thank you, Phas!! Happy Easter/ Passover. Love you!!!
Malory Zajdel
So many LOTR references! I love this so much. As soon as I heard the name Dan I knew his lung was gonna go. lol
Ennui Organ
These two seem like that fine balance between "Expendable yet Indestructible".
auxarc99
You owe me second breakfast, fool of a Took.
Kylie Rae Gonzalez
Dan the lung guy as Gollum... fitting.
Dante
Thanks for the fun video! Hope you feel better soon!!💙
FlowerCow
why is Dan's lung always fucked?! lmfao get this man a new lung istg
Phasmid ASMR
hehehehehehehehehehe... pipe falling sfx.... as for whether it's the same Alex, im not sure. maybe. i haven't decided yet.
Mystic37
I love this so much!! This is great and very well done. Amazing job. I love the D&D nickname’s lol.
TrAsh
The pipe falling sound effect caught me so off guard, laughed out loud at that. also i have to ask, is this the same alex from the “best friend’s brother” audios?
The Grey Wanderer
Okay, as someone whose favorite type of D&D character to play is "lovable, insufferable bastard?" I love this.