I ate ALL the ravioli.
🕑 Added 2024-07-14 17:00:06 +0000 UTCi did a poll and was so sure that this slop would be the winner that i already recorded it, but actually the bakewell tarts won. couldn't believe it. here's the ravioli, anyway - and i'm sorry for misjudging you all!
bakewell tarts in two weeks time, i suppose?
spicy vampire next week!!
love,
phas 💖
Comments
kattrins
idk what i expected but i guess not an actual review that i would base my opinion on canned ravioli that i will most probably never buy
punkfence
Truly the Ashens of raunchy sex ASMR
Echo Miko
The commentary on this is what really sold me! Nice hands btw :) The joke about the Heinz's ravioli having 6 dads was priceless 😂 also the final cock and balls comment. Imma start watching the eating food series just for your humor!
ChildrenOfTheNight
Where I‘m from canned ravioli is for festivals. At least at Wacken Open Air everyone‘s got canned ravioli for a quick and easy meal at camp and it’s cheaper than the food you can get there. Grate a little parmigiano on if you wanna be fancy. And at least in Germany the canned ravioli are good.
Hádě
I don't think, we have those here (I don't even want to know tbh😅.), but it sounds almost as abominable as the cheese ones. Good job finishing it all. Hope the next taste testing will be kinder to you.
KassiaOfCuriosities
Rewatching this just for the commentary 😂😂😂 thank god for you, phas
auxarc99
I have to order things since I'm in the US, so my experience with British food. I've only had the Mr Kipling Bakewell tarts and thought they were pretty meh. Eccles cakes and Welsh cakes are very tasty, and Hobnobs are awesome. Y'all know how to do flakes pastry, too.
Peace Angel Mystic🕊️👼🏻🔮
Wow - I wasn’t expecting to learn about the canned ravioli family tree. You just keep on delivering Phas…..but at what cost?!
Lady_Areleth
Everything’s better on toast 😆
Phasmid ASMR
i'd say so, yeah! we do like to put things on toast. i don't actually do it that often personally, but culturally it is a thing. i think in the case of this ravioli it would help a LOT because it was very mushy. some crunchy toast would much improve the textural experience of eating it, i think!
Phasmid ASMR
on toast!! yes. a very popular way of eating canned baked beans here. kind of a childhood nostalgia thing, but plenty of people eat it regularly as an adult too. i have it a few times a year when i get the itch.
KassiaOfCuriosities
I think I am going to have to try this “on toast” solution to canned food. Is this a British go-to? And when you have the beans on the toast do you butter the toast first or put cheese on it? I had your beans with breakfast when I have visited the UK and they were a lovely edition but the open-face-sandwiching option didn’t present itself. I must be brave and take a leap of faith—though not sure where to get ahold of British baked beans here in the US…
selyxis
I had some Chef Boyardee the other day after years of not having it and it was... surprisingly not terrible. I don't know if it's actually okay or if the secret ingredient is childhood nostalgia.
Saak
Hm, beans on toast. Like, actually baked/canned beans... On toast?? (As a swede, I'm confused/confounded?) 😅 Ravioli though, childhood memories, or like camping trips-memories 👌
Phasmid ASMR
hahahahah god. it was just such a surprise.
Kaylen
The line "I do like my beef to be beef", absolutely made my day! How delightful. I love how excited you got about the Tesco's ravioli being good.
Phasmid ASMR
proper bri’ish!!!!!
Sara Jayne
Beans…on toast? Like, baked beans?
Phasmid ASMR
beef.
Phasmid ASMR
SNACKRIFICE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i hired the right writer. the righter. no that’s not funny. you would have made a better joke.
Audrey (rainbowbarnacle)
You know something I noticed? I went looking for canned mac and cheese after your first food video and found that it *sort* of exists where I am in the US, but they all have tomato and beef mixed in for some reason. Even when it's advertised as "mac and cheese", there's nothing with just *cheese* in it. I wonder why... And yeeeah, the bummer about a lot of canned pasta sometimes is that manufacturers put a ton of sugar in there so that the tomato sauce isn't too tart, but there are way better ways to offset that! 😭 But yes, we thank you for your snackrifice.
Phasmid ASMR
i used to play violin, and i'm currently picking up saxophone!
Phasmid ASMR
that's the plan!!
Malory Zajdel
Well I guess you'll just have to do the tarts next lol
Kylie Rae Gonzalez
Oh, canned ravioli. How nostalgic.
Shellbelle
Please do the Bakewell challenge. Oh, and BTW, you have lovely hands; do you play an instrument?
keplers cat
I don't know how it is in other countries, but at least in Germany, canned ravioli is THE food you bring to festivals or if you go camping. At this point, I think festival culture is keeping these things in the market, because I also don't know anyone who buys these, lol.
Emi1996.
Is it weird that every time I hear ravioli or say ravioli that my mind goes to the "ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli" from spongebob
MidnightSquid
Also phas... I believe in paying for the brand... there's definitely a difference, like cereals... frosties vs frosted flakes... huge difference, for me at least. Also I don't like tin ravioli.. only thr mac
TaffyCreature
The amount of the word ‘BEEF’, I never want to hear it again. I’m screaming
Emi1996.
I haven't had ravioli in just a long time
MidnightSquid
YES RAVIOLI