You're The King's Consort, but Your Royal Protector Longs For You
🕑 Added 2025-05-31 15:54:55 +0000 UTCYou had dreams of becoming a troubadour before the king claimed you as his consort. As your royal paramour smothers you with gifts and servants, your creative soul withers. All you can think about are the dreams you lost. You didnβt expect to find an understanding ally in the gruff knight hired to protect you, but somehow he understands how being the favourite of those in power can sting.
Script: Audrey (patreon.com/rainbowbarnacle)
Additional Sound Effects: Tabletop Audio (patreon.com/tabletopaudio) β used with permission
Look forward to an erotic extended cut of this audio coming tomorrow
Love,
Phas π
Comments
Phasmid ASMR
the song is "Winds of Aetheria" by Dian Shuai - it's from a royalty-free library i have a license for. you can hear it here: https://youtu.be/gHKkflxiifw
Audrey (rainbowbarnacle)
I. LOVE. THAT. BOOK. SO. MUCH. <3 I am incredibly flattered it made you think of it.
Jayce
Does someone know the name of the harp song ? I definitely need to find it and play it with my celtic harp ! I'm so in love with this melody ! π
pineshound
this reminds me SO MUCH of the audiobook reading of Between Two Fires, it's WONDERFUL!!!! Phas, you've done it again, such a fully fleshed-out character and wonderful story π
pizzahoss
I love how "lived-in" Sir Mallory feels as a character. You can feel the ways he's shaped by the rigid mores of this society and by the tension he feels between his romanticized courtly position, and his notion of himself as a man not meant for softness. *also I love any addition to the Dan's Lung Extended Universe π«
Tomorrowendy
sounds like Snow White ββ’Πβ’)
Jayce
OMFG THE HARP ! THE HARP !!! I LOVED IT !!!!! WHAT IS DAT SONG ?! ππ
Malory Zajdel
What a beautiful song! OMG! As soon as I heard Dan I knew his lung was going to collapse lol
Pinkfeiry
Not the arrow to the knee joke!!!! XD
freff
lmao nice
Sun Solare
OHOHO A NEW AUDIO, perfect timing to finish off this busy day! DAN. WHEN WILL YOU GET THAT LUNG FIXED. Will we ever get the Dan backstory or will we forever be in the Danverse
hime
not dan and his collapsed lung making an appearance π truly a canon event in every universe and timeline
keplers cat
"There's a certain humiliation in being the favorite, isn't there?" Oooohhh, I really, really like that line. I love the whole setting, once again. And including the melody was such a nice touch. :) I'm truly grateful for the work you put into these audios. Looking forward to tomorrows continuation!
robynne5
Took an arrow to the knee did he? Oblivion truly IS back π thank you Phas and Audrey!
Madison Shelton
Thank you for the audio phas and everyone involved looking forward to it always excited to see a new character and love all the journeys we can go on together
Jayce
Yeay ! So happy ! I had a looooong week of work and THIS is EXACTLY what I needed : a new lovely story to listen to while I finally rest ! I'm gonna listen to it tomorrow after my work is done and it's gonna be the best "carot" ever ! Thank you Audrey and Phasmid ! π
Birdybell
Dan and his lung strike again! I would chafe at being an ornament for the king, too, but at least we have some small measure of escape. I love this script, but it gave me a brainstorm when you brought up the part we were playing in "the hunt": we could've used a real arrow and some livestock blood to fake our own death. The attack would be an even better excuse than if the king was just so drunk that he grabbed the wrong arrows. Aside from a bribed healer and undertaker, the palace would be none the wiser.
Tomorrowendy
I really can't resist the story between protector and protectedοΌ(((o(*οΎβ½οΎ*)o)))
AutumnWillow
Absolutely lovely! A new story world to explore....and the return of Sir Dan of the Perennially Collapsed Lung! π€£π€£π€£
AnaTui
Oh fr, the rhythm and accent is so fitting and pleasing on the ear.
DragonRose
I just love the cadence for Sir Mallory's voice. I had to listen a second time immediately after the first, just to pay attention to the hush when he's speaking softer. And the little chuckles and caught breath for the hunting outfit! Or even his complaining! It's got me by the throat. I do have to say, it's so fucking wild, the idea of having your consort dress up as a deer, and having other people dress up as dogs, to pretend hunt someone as, presumably, foreplay. The king is wild for that.
AnaTui
The way you led me straight into Dan's collapsed lung ππ€£ I was so enthralled with flashy "Daniel" and his story just to get hit with that! Anyway Ser Mallory has me blushing and wanting to play music for him. π€ Smashing job as always, Audrey and Phas!
White Wood Asmr
Omg I looooved it so much! I can't wait for tomorrow
BetaX 1736
Omg dan and his lung collapse strikes again !!! π€£π€£π€£
venus
A ROYAL ASMR LETS GOOOO
Lily Louise
He took an arrow to the kneeπ
AnaTui
Oh this about to go crazy, I'm strapping right in!! ππ½π«‘
Lily Louise
Phas is back Phas is baaackπ