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Twilight writes her report
🕑 Added 2017-12-01 06:00:41 +0000 UTC Twilight's quill danced across the paper as she composed her letter. Dear Princess Celestia. As promised I am keeping you abreast of Spike's condition here in Ponyville. After further tests and observations I am of the opinion that he is not suffer from another bout of Dragon Greed.
Instead I am labeling his current condition as Uncontrolled Draconic Drooling, or UDD. At first I was baffled by his symptoms since they didn't match anything I have been able to find in tomes related to Draconic health. It does not appear to be caused by any virus, bacteria, or allergic reaction. However along with his drooling, Spike has had bouts of incoherent speech, heighten pulse, breathing, and blood pressure. Also the bouts seem to result in what can only be described as a carbonating of his hormones.
However yesterday I had to drop by Carousel Boutique to pick up my ball dress. Of course Spike was with me and upon entering Rarity's establishment the young dragon had another episode when she came out in her new work uniform . I quickly took the poor fellow home and put him to bed. Then later afternoon Pinkie Pie dropped by.
She'd heard that poor Spike had another attack and she wanted to cheer him up. However upon her entering his room the poor little dragon had another bout of UDD.
At that point I realized that Pinkie was also wearing a variant of Rarity's work uniform. She'd recently purchased it to help Rarity out at her boutique on days when she's not needed at Sugar Cube Corner.
I believe it's these outfits that is triggering some pre-conditioned response in Spike. To test this theory I've asked Rarity to quickly put together a similar outfit for me. I will wear this outfit when I take Spike his dinner and see if he has a similar reaction. From there I maybe able to develop a treatment for the poor little guy. I will keep you abreast of further developments.
Your friend
Twilight Sparkle
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Seth Drake
I think I know what's wrong with the poor little guy... and how to cure it - or, at least, relieve some of his symptoms...
