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Meet Jolly!
🕑 Added 2022-05-02 11:13:34 +0000 UTC"Well howdy-doody there friend! I'm Jolly, and welcome to Jolly Junction, the bestest and most funnest place in the whole wide world! We got games and toys and candy and rides and everything else that's fun to play with! There's no homework, no chores, and no naptimes, just fun fun FUN! It's been so long since I've met another toy like me, you're gonna LOVE it here! Huh? Whatcha mean you're not a toy? Of COURSE you're a toy! Only kids and toys live in Jolly Junction, and you're not a kid, sooooooo... you must be a toy, like me! Ha ha ha, you're funny!"
"Come on, let's go play! We got the biggest and deepest ball pit in the world over here! I'll bet you can't beat the diving record! The last toy who went in is still down there, and she went in a whole month ago! Oooh, or we could ride the roller coaster! The best part is where it goes up super-duper fast and you fly off into the air! Just be sure to bounce when you hit the ground- a lotta toys forget to do that and end up breaking n' making a big mess. They musta eaten a lotta cherry pie before they got on, cuz they were full of a lotta red gooey stuff! Oh, speaking of which, you want some snacks? We got cotton candy n' ice cream n' soda pop n' milkshakes n' chocolate bars n' lotsa lotsa jellybeans! Huh? Well of course we don't ONLY eat sweets here, silly billy! They make the bestest burgers n' pizza n' spaghetti over there, all made from fresh n' tasty Play-Doh!"
"Oh wait- where are my manners? I got so excited meeting you that I forgot to give you one of my world-famous welcome hugs! Aww, don't be shy, c'mere! I'll wrap ya up all nice n' tight in my legs so's you can get the biggest and bestest hug in the whole world! Just please don't spit up any fruit punch when I squeeze ya- the last toy who did that got it all over me and it took FOREVER to wash out!"
Comments
The Patient One
Mmm, I honestly feel sorry for Jolly. He murders out of naïveté, not malice. If only someone was savvy enough to explain things to him better; if he wouldn't believe that an adult wasn't a toy, he'd believe after his track record that this particular variety of 'toy' is unusually fragile. It's a pity...
Cedric Moon
This giraffe has been crossed with Pinkamena... ^^'
SFaccountant
Got damn that's creepy D:
