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Wash the Pony

🕑 Added 2025-10-18 20:12:47 +0000 UTC
Wash the Pony

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James Birdsall

An absolutely brilliant idea for fundraising!

Caerdwyn

"You don't always have to wash her hard Sometimes that ain't right to do. Sometimes you just reach for the soap And the washcloth too. Sometimes you soap up and you scrub Sometimes you rinse then rub-rub-rub Sometimes you gotta say HAY! I'm gonna wash you. Softly. I'm gonna clean you. Neatly. I'm gonna bathe you. Deeply. I'm gonna scrub you. COMPLETELY. And the you say "Hey, I brought you chocolate" And "For that Thing I brought another battery" Then "You're pretty when you squeal, not just flattery" Then "Lift your tail, good girl" cuz' that's SCRUBBIN' TEAMWORK"

Caerdwyn

I'm sure appropriate pulsating shower-massage attachments can be sourced from a certain mouse. Good clean fun. Aquadynamics. Science!


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