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[Cheat] Chapter 56: P.K.
🕑 Added 2025-04-12 05:45:07 +0000 UTCThe scene immediately fell silent. Everyone was stunned—what kind of question was that?
“What?”
But Todo Aoi remained completely serious and said,
“Depending on your answer, I might beat you half to death right here and force Yuta or a third-year to take your place in the exchange event.
Oh, and by the way—I like women with big boobs and big butts!”
Fushiguro Megumi’s face darkened. “We just met, so why would I tell you something like that?”
“Exactly. You’re making it way too hard on this repressed guy,” Nobara Kugisaki chimed in sarcastically.
“Shut up! Things are already weird enough, don’t make it worse,” Fushiguro growled.
Todo frowned, seemingly considering Fushiguro’s point. Then he nodded and said,
“Kyoto Jujutsu High, third-year—Todo Aoi. Now that I’ve introduced myself, we’re officially friends. Now hurry up and answer. Guys are fine too.”
“A person’s preferences reflect their entire being. Anyone who’s not interested in women is bound to be boring—and I hate boring men!
The exchange event is a soul-stirring battlefield that gets my blood pumping.
If the final match ends up boring me, I won’t be held responsible for what I do!”
Nobara quietly asked, “Wait, isn’t Jujutsu High a four-year school?”
“It is,” someone replied, “but only up to third-years are allowed to participate in the exchange event.”
Todo narrowed his eyes. “I’m giving you a chance to walk away with half your life.
So answer me, Fushiguro—what kind of women do you like?”
Itadori didn’t say anything, but his ear was practically glued to Fushiguro’s mouth, eager to hear.
A cross-popping vein appeared on Fushiguro’s forehead. “You trying to die?”
“Ah—well, I mean—I’m super curious too! You always act all broody and mysterious.
I bet you’re into busty, thick girls, right?”
Fushiguro kicked Itadori across the room.
“Itadori’s just talking nonsense.
Actually, I don’t have any particular type.
As long as she has a strong sense of self and a kind heart, that’s enough for me.”
Oof. Sukuna just got rejected on the spot.
Cough cough—not that it matters, since that was something from the original storyline.
Upon hearing Fushiguro’s answer, the girls present nodded in approval.
Maki said, “Solid answer.”
Nobara said, “Good. If you’d said something like ‘huge boobs,’ I would’ve killed you on the spot.”
Lumine nodded as well.
Meanwhile, Itadori raised a middle finger. “Body and heart don’t match—fake-ass dude. Peh.”
Zephyr did the same. “Trash. Peh.”
Fushiguro’s forehead twitched with rage, veins bulging—barely holding himself back from lashing out.
Upon hearing Fushiguro’s answer, strangely enough—Todo Aoi started crying.
“As I thought... You really are boring, Fushiguro.”
In an instant, he struck out—aiming to seriously injure him with just one blow!
But just as the attack was about to land, a figure suddenly appeared in front of him, forcefully blocking the strike.
“Oh?”
“Even though I seriously look down on Fushiguro,” Zephyr said as he stepped forward,
“I still can't just stand by and watch you beat him up.”
“And you are?” Todo frowned. “Never seen your face before. A newbie?”
Only then did the others realize what had happened.
“Hey, what the hell are you doing?!”
“Why did you suddenly attack like that?!”
“Yeah, are you even a man?!”
Everyone started shouting, all at once condemning Todo’s actions.
Todo furrowed his brow. “I already said it—I hate boring men!”
“All because of that reason???”
Todo replied, “Isn’t that reason enough?
Anyway, I can’t believe someone as small as you actually blocked my attack. Strange... Even if I wasn’t going all out.”
He paused, thinking. “Maybe I’ve been slacking off lately?”
“Who do you think you’re looking down on? That’s our Big Sis—Lumine!”
Zephyr didn’t think much of it at first.
Then Paimon stepped up, arms akimbo. “Hey, you big meathead! You laid hands on our comrade just now. The Traveler won’t let you get away with it!”
Now Zephyr was feeling off.
“Oh, I see how it is. You’re the one showing off, but I’m the one who has to throw hands?”
Todo said coldly, “Small fry, move aside. I don’t fight women. My opponent is Fushiguro.”
But Lumine didn’t move.
Todo narrowed his eyes. “I don’t fight women,
but if you’re the one asking for it... well, then it’s a different story.”
Zephyr stepped forward. “Come on then, Todo—
Let me see what kind of strength you’ve got.”
Todo grinned. “In that case, I won’t hold back.”
A fierce pressure exploded from Todo.
Fushiguro and the others immediately became wary. “So strong!”
BAM!
He threw a punch!
Zephyr didn’t dodge or retreat. He met the blow head-on, face to face.
“Damn! That one punch dropped my HP by nearly 500 points?!”
And that was just a normal attack from Todo.
Panicked, Zephyr quickly ate a grilled skewer to recover.
With a calm expression, Zephyr said,
“Is that all your punch has? So weak?”
“What!?”
Todo was stunned—shocked that his clean hit had done absolutely nothing, and furious at being mocked for having a “soft” punch.
He instantly flew into a rage.
“In that case, I’ll show you my true power!”
But just as he was about to go all out, the woman behind him spoke up.
“Todo! Stop! Now’s not the time for a serious fight!”
“If my opponent chose to face me fair and square, then I have no reason to back down!”
Paimon muttered under her breath,
“You were the one who picked the fight in the first place…”
“Haaah!”
The two immediately clashed again—fierce blows exchanged back and forth.
Just as Mai was about to try and talk some sense into them, she slowly noticed something strange.
“Wait… Todo’s strength… is being held back?”
Unbelievable. Todo Aoi—this powerhouse—was actually getting pushed back by that little girl?
Was that little girl even human? What kind of monster strength was this?!
The battle raged on, blow for blow, until suddenly—
A figure dropped from the sky.
“You two—STOP IT RIGHT NOW!”
“Who gave you permission to fight here?!”
Fushiguro Megumi was the first to snitch.
“Gojo-sensei, he started it. If Big Sis—uh, I mean if Lumine hadn’t helped me, I’d be out cold for at least three days!”
Gojo Satoru looked toward Todo. “Is that true?”
Todo tugged his arm, but it wouldn’t budge. He stayed still and said,
“Yeah, it’s true. I struck first—because this guy named Fushiguro trampled all over the hope I had for him… the kindness I showed him.”
Gojo looked at Fushiguro with a strange expression.
“Oh? So… you two have that kind of relationship?”
“No, we don’t!!” Fushiguro’s voice cracked.
Todo’s eyes filled with tears.
“Fushiguro Megumi… the moment I first laid eyes on you, I thought, ‘This guy is so boring.’
But I knew I shouldn’t judge people by appearances. So I asked you that question.
And you… you stomped on my kindness…”
Fushiguro’s forehead throbbed with stress veins. “Shut up!! Stop saying things that make people get the wrong idea!”
Gojo nodded thoughtfully.
“Ahh, I see… so that’s how it is.”
Fushiguro snapped, “Why do you sound disappointed?!”
Ahem.
“Anyway,” Gojo said, “fighting during the meetup is strictly forbidden. If you try that again… I’ll be the one stepping in next time. Got it?”
//END
