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[HP] 21: The Hulk’s Magical Underpants
🕑 Added 2025-07-04 18:53:08 +0000 UTCSingle draws are for the weak. Ten-pulls are the way of kings!
[Premium Draw: Ten-Pull Initiated]
The system prompt flashed by, and dazzling golden light filled Louis’s vision.
Ten brilliant beams of golden light landed before him. As the draw ended, the glow faded, and information about the rewards flooded into his mind.
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- Mental Power Boost Potion x3: Instantly enhances mental strength and precision by 510 times (based on user’s physical condition). Grants a small permanent increase to mental power after use.
- Ultra-Strength Detergent: Removes 99% of grime in 3 minutes.
- Endless Little Red Bottle: Contains three doses of fast-acting, scar-free healing potion with added cosmetic benefits. Replenishes daily. Cannot be stored in any container other than the red bottle.
- The Hulk’s Magical Underpants (PG Rating): Absolutely indestructible magical underpants. Has no other use.
- Gene Enhancement Serum (Reptile Variant) x3: Optimizes reptilian genetic sequences.
- One-Time Spell Scroll – Meteor Fire Rain: Summons ten 5×5×5-sized meteors to bombard a target area. Area of effect: 300 meters in diameter. Casting range: 15 meters.
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A clatter of items dropped to the floor in front of Louis.
There were potions with gun-shaped injectors, a detergent bottle with a spray nozzle, a round-bottom flask filled with red liquid, a fiery red-glowing scroll—
—and a giant green pair of underpants fluttering gently down from above.
Louis’s eye twitched, and he instantly dodged out of the falling pants’ range using the Rabbit Talisman’s super speed.
He refused to let that ridiculous thing land on him.
It hit the ground with a soft thump—its surface area was easily four square meters.
Even though the underwear looked clean, Louis was convinced there was some kind of mysterious hair stuck to it.
BOOM!
A burst of Dragon Talisman fire erupted under Louis’s control, wrapping the hulking green underwear in roaring flame. The explosive heat surged around it.
And just as the system described, the underpants were truly indestructible. Not even Dragon Fire could scorch them.
But so what? It was still just a giant pair of underpants. And “indestructible” meant “unmodifiable” too—he couldn’t even repurpose them into a trench coat.
…Not that anyone in their right mind would want to wear a trench coat made from underpants.
“Ugh, hell no.”
Louis shoved the underwear into a corner of his storage ring’s dimension—somewhere it wouldn’t touch anything else—and banished it from sight forever.
With that dealt with, he turned his attention to the rest of the loot.
The most valuable item was clearly the Endless Little Red Bottle—a healing item of high quality.
Unfortunately, Louis had Dog Talisman’s immortality and Horse Talisman’s healing. He didn’t really need it.
Still, you never know when it might come in handy.
He stored it in a quick-access spot within his inventory.
Same with the Meteor Fire Rain scroll and the Mental Power Boost potions—emergency-use items, good to keep within reach in a crisis.
As for the Reptile Gene Serum and the Ultra-Strength Detergent—completely useless and random junk. Louis tossed those into the miscellaneous bin of his inventory dimension without a second thought.
This draw was a good reminder: not every reward was useful to him. Sometimes he’d pull things like super cleaners, or worse—indestructible green underwear with no purpose.
“But the higher the draw tier, the better the loot will be. What really matters is unlocking the next level.”
Louis sat down at his desk and tossed a dried mouse to Fafnir.
The owl snatched it from the bag skillfully and began tearing it apart with its beak as Louis pondered his next move.
“Trick Points… I should start saving up. Then find a way at Hogwarts to unlock the next-tier draw. Maybe through achievements…”
All his thoughts now centered around the legendary wizard Dumbledore at Hogwarts.
If he could pull off a trick that had a significant impact on Dumbledore, it might earn him an achievement—or even unlock the next draw level.
After all, Dumbledore was even stronger than Voldemort, and unlike Voldemort, he was in full health and wielding the Elder Wand.
Tricking Voldemort had earned Louis the achievement “Trickster Who Mocked the Dark Lord” and granted him 50% black magic resistance.
What kind of reward would come from deceiving Dumbledore?
Given Dumbledore’s immense magical knowledge, Louis could very well earn resistance to all magic. Just imagining it made him giddy.
“Louis! You’ve got mail!” Mrs. Wilson called up from downstairs.
“Oh, it’s here?” Louis perked up. “Right on schedule.”
He locked Fafnir’s cage and headed downstairs.
Fafnir gave an annoyed hoot and clawed at the cage door with its hooked beak.
“Relax. Just a few more days and you can fly all you want,” Louis assured him on his way out.
Their neighbors had developed allergies to owls lately—turns out it wasn’t just the Dursleys getting swarmed with letters from Hogwarts. A bunch of people were getting caught in the owl post crossfire.
So for now, it was safer to keep Fafnir grounded and out of trouble.
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