Karp
patreon
Do Any of these Story Prompts Interest You?
🕑 Added 2025-06-04 08:13:37 +0000 UTCAN: all names of main characters are subject to change via poll. I hold polls like this, because I want to find a diamond innthe rough story that you guys all like. Sorry if they are bothersome, or if I don't deliver on all these ideas, but by shotgunning spaghetti against the wall, I hope to see if anything sticks.
(Dustbender isn't abandoned, just relegated to probably once a week release as I try to find another story as popular as Jedi Insurgency)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Welcome to Rome (Assassins Creed x Witcher SI)
A Roman triumph, it's a festivity grander than anything in the modern era, one where conquored peoples are paraded down the streets, and their treasures showcased to the masses. For the citizens of Rome, this is like winning a world cup, getting a day off, and free food all at once. A great day for Rome!
For Cervantes, a modern man from Earth who just so happens to be marching amongst the conquored people, this is NOT a great day. As a student of history, he knew that at the end of this procession, he was to be ritualistically strangled at the Temple of Jupiter.
Fuck that!
As a small mercy, he has an Assassins Creed system. One that lets him see the outline of people's silhouettes through walls, enter bullet time, and let him overhear conversations from afar understanding Latin among other things. But most importantly, it have him sick parkor skills, and swiftness with a blade.
This may be Julius Ceasars first, and most glorious triumph, but Cervantes wouldn't let the famed man kill him!
Rome had the potential to be truly great, if its leaders were not as corrupt, and Cervantes would make it so.
(Includes mythological creatures, and magic hence the Witcher crossover)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Weaponized Autism (Rogal Dorn SI x Starcraft)
Experiencing the same youth as Rogal Dorn in 40k, Rogal is surprised to learn that his planet lies within the Tarsus system, the planet that when it fell, became the focal point for the Terran Dominion in the Starcraft universe.
Knowing that he has 10 years before the Zerg attack, Rogal is determined to raise funds, improve technology, forge a legion from his geneseed, and restore the Phalanx.
Humanity SHALL BE FORTIFIED.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Plastic Love (Plasticman SI)
When you wake up as an immortal who can change shape into anybody/anything, and the strength to throw hands with Martian Man Hunter, you might as well have fun with it!
Wether that be pretending to be Wonder Woman's socks, Super Girl's cape, or have fun impersonating famous people like the Joker or the President for a day, nothing is off the table!
When granted a golden opportunity such as this, don't take life too seriously!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gotham's Reckoning (Arkham Asylum)
The world has been bathed in nuclear cataclysm, and the Arkham prisoners have escaped to wreck havoc upon the land.
Knocked into a coma, and preserved in the Batcave for 6 months, Bruce isn't privy to the horrors perpetrated in his beloved city.
Scarecrow is mind controlling the national guard, and has set up a home of horror. Penguin has gotten his hands on Wayne tech and constructs a cyberpunk dystopia. Killer Croc recruited mutated survivors to form a cannibalistic society in the sewers. Mad Hatter has established an under aged nightmare.
Each member of the Rogues Gallery are out in full force.
As for Joker? Joker's the Clown Prince of Crime looking to swallow it all!
Gotham has never been under so much stress. It NEEDS a harbinger of Justice, it needs...!
Batman!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mandalore the Great (Star Wars x Halo)
In this universe, Mandalore is a human colony from Earth. They have all the same prideful traditions, and are often considering ceceding away from the United Earth Government. They are especially emboldened thanks to their invention of beskar, and robust starships.
Bailen, a soul from Earth wakes up on Mandalore during a Covenant invasion. Armed with a Kotor 2 system (one where Force powers are greyed out) he must do his best to see his new people rise to prominance, or die under the tyranical boot of the prophets.
All hail Mandalore the Great!
~~~~~~~~~~
Vader Unleashed (SWTOR SI)
(This is a short rough draft of part of ch1)
Seated upon a dark throne, a dark figure clad in black rhythmically breathed, the Force raged in a maelstrom of power as his emotions swelled to encompass the entire planet.
Across the fiery hellscape of Mustafar, lava surged and erupted everywhere, gasses hissed, and molten rock rained down upon the hapless inhabitants that called this Nexus of darkside energy home.
Memories of a life not his own poured into the black armored man's head. Of Earth, and Star Wars. Mixed with these intrusions were those thoughts of Anakin Skywalker, of…
Vader.
A new man had been born at that moment, as their psyches merged due to the Force, yet no merger would ever take away the hatred and vitriol he would have for the Emperor. Nor would Vader ever allow a secondary personality to divert him from his goals. Perhaps he had more mercy in his heart, a new love for studying the Force, and a penchant for attractive women, but he was still Vader. He still craved power, and maligned the weak.
With knowledge came understanding. With understanding came hate.
Discovering that he had children-Luke and Leia-drove Vader into a rage so grand, it altered the environment of Mustafar.
Palpatine had lied to him. Padme had survived, just as he had felt.
Clenching his fists, Vader took one look at the mechanical monstrosity he had become, and felt his blood boil with venom and rancour.
Sidious had imprisoned him in this suit, it was time he broke himself free.
With this knowledge, Vader had become aware of a powerful artifact located on Mustafar.
In the game Star Wars Galaxies, there was an item known as the Chu-Gon Cube. This item had the potential to transmogrify anything within a certain size.
With this item, Vader would be able to make himself a suit, new limbs.
The thought of taking a fresh breath of air calmed Vader from his rage. Cold certainty settled in its place.
He began to think of how he could best utilize such a tool.
Firstly, Vader decided he would maintain a suit of power armor. He had grown accustomed to its bulk, and had survived several explosions that he shouldn't have. Additionally, the fear it struck into his enemies served to further enhance his abilities within the Force. The suit and voice modulator were half of what made Vader, Vader. Lastly, his newfound sensibilities told him that the suit looked cool.
There were three materials Vader considered crafting his suit out of., Quantum-Crystal, Beskar, and Cortosis-Weave.
Quantum-Crystal was widely regarded as one of, if not the hardest, most durable substance in the galaxy. There had been accounts of Quantum-Crystal surviving the Death Star laser, and it was used to protect the starfighter-and super weapon-the Starcrusher.
Notoriously heavy, Vader did not envision himself donning a suit made from this material. However, it would be suitable to craft his own personal ship from the rare metal, and perhaps even a few other vehicles and droids. The Emperor was not a simple foe to be bested so easily. To destroy him, Vader would require more than new limbs and a powerful suit. A new army to rule the galaxy would fit nicely in his ploy for revenge.
Next on the list was Beskar. The notorious Mandalorian metal was everything Vader wanted in a suit of armor. Tough, durable, sturdy, reliable. To the average Star Wars fan, it was perhaps the best choice. Should he have ever chosen to remake his suit and not had this merger, Vader would have agreed. But Vader knew better. He knew of Cortosis.
Cortosis-Weave was lightweight, and notorious for being able to short out a lightsaber, and resist blaster fire. However, it had one shortcoming, and that was that it wasn't as tough as the other three. That is, of course, with ordinary Cortosis. There was a rare kind of Cortosis developed after the Imperial era. It was during the Fel Empire that Cortosis-Shield was developed, and it was more durable than Beskar. The only known thing strong enough to pierce it, were lightsabers crafted from Mestare kyber crystals, a rare substance that Vader would also be reproducing for his own use.
Of the three rare resources, Vader decided his suit would be made of this Cortosis-Shield material.
Pleased with his decision, Vader now had to go about acquiring the Chu-Gon Cube. From what he could recall, it shouldn't be too far from the former CIS headquarters. An old Jedi ruin held this ancient artifact.
Comments
Anthony Maxwell
Yaya I found the afterlife gamer interesting and it looks like you're already like four chapters in.
Ethan
Most of these could be awesome. The assassin creed seems like it could be fire! If you did an assassin creed odyssey tone I with him stealth killing and parkouring his way through the towns and politics while growing stronger by going into the wilds killing mythical beasts.
