[#58] Patreon Bonus
🕑 Added 2024-01-24 20:00:07 +0000 UTCQT tells Maya her junior high secret, wanting to be a theatre kid, Maya's new Twitch series, Streamer Awards, and react to reddit.
Vote for Streamer Awards! https://thestreamerawards.com/vote
Comments
Steven Precourt
RIP the 🐢 who died in the L.A. fires 😭
SamM
Metazooa game worked for me, give it another try. Seems like good stream content
choccymilkrye
GOSSIP GIRL? *sighs and upgrades to tier 2*
BisonHero
Oh yeah lol. My southwest geography is so bad.
Goat Loops
For the animal wordle, you need to press guess after each guess haha. I started playing it after seeing it here and it's actually super fun!
Shunbound
Read a story about a dude who had never been taught to peel his foreskin back. Like ever. Talked about how he felt so much better after cleaning it. Said he told all his friends and stuff too. My point being. Hygiene like that is NOT just something people know.
Tara Stevenson
ok but kinda mad you didnt know how to do the animal wordle. try it again pretty please. also serena is a mess i hated her character #justiceforJenny
ANPU
Yuppp. Although it is weird that it does not work with Enter key though...
Fritiof Geisler
About that drunk episode will the pod be best enjoyed while drinking yourself or just listening like normal
J
EXCITED FOR DRUNK EPISODE
Austin Schweikert
Right?
Aidan Mark
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1U3vy_uIRz/?igsh=NzBmMjdhZWRiYQ== This is a real of the couple that they watched when the boyfriend did the orange theory but the is time it’s them playing a slapping game
Naxioan
It has me stressed out that whilst playing that game they not once hit the button saying 'Guess', therefore of course nothing was happening!
Bag
I used to watch high school musical muted. the singing and dances without any sound were the funniest thing to child me, maybe worth a try if rewatching it is boring
sqwade
So true, good point! Surgery should be a last resort.
Taylor
Arizona does not border Texas. Maybe she is meeting her dad in New Mexico.
BisonHero
I wonder if her dad is being a real sport and meeting her partway near the AZ/TX border, but she just didn't want to get into the details on the pod. Either way, long road trip for the tortoise!
Devyn
I've never watched gossip girl so I look forward to joining yall lol
Taylor
I’m in Phoenix and I just mapped it to Austin and it says it would take 15 hours. Little more than 5-10 hours lol
Taylor
They have obviously never watched the movie Pretty Woman. “That's why no kissing. It's too personal..”
Maggie
Ludwig would be a good Ryan it would be cute to see you preform bop to the top together plus he's blonde :)
KittyCaity95
But they weren't fairly critiquing? Lol he is a librarian tik tok so of course he says "library kid and adult"
KittyCaity95
Why so rude about the library man? He is so sweet.
Jose Marin
IIIIIIIITS TIK TOK TIME! so apparently kissing is like super intimate in sex work and cucking that’s why they charge more for that and why usually if someone is cucking they usually do not kiss. Idk why but it’s like a big boundary!
PrincessClauds
maya writing a children's book and saying "i hate kids" 😂
PrincessClauds
qt saying saying "brother bear" is her new one
Taveon Hurd
100% some adults don't know how to shower. Some won't even use wash cloths. You can't exfoliate or get a good lather with just your hands.
CampingAvocado
tiny PSA if anyone reading this has this issue: circumcision is only necessary in extremer cases. Often times repeated stretching exercises with some ointment (steroid cream typically) does the trick. Maybe get a second opinion before you do any surgery as circumcision is still done for cosmetic/religious reasons and thus may be recommended prematurely.
TenaciousDealer
Crazy to me how Maya thinks kissing is less intimate than washing someone, think there'd be a lot of carer's out there that would go wide eyed at that suggestion lmao
soloPFL
It's got to be a cultural thing as well. If parents often can't even teach their kids to brush their teeth. Imagine these people doing a good job at teaching hygiene in general. Made me thinking of the story qt told us about how she learned about tampons and how secretive and how much shame surrounds the topic in the US. It's got to add to the problem. Sex-ed is more important even for other life-skills than many people think.
Abby
yall are killing it.
Sebastian Zimmer
I tried metazooa and it's kind of fun actually, not sure why it wasn't working for you. As you guess it shows you how your guess is genetically related to the target animal
Experimental Cyborg
Nobody is exempt from critique 👀
Funky Raven
Right?! It is such a disgusting thing when you hear about stuff like this. I have seen it on reddit a few times of people saying they were never taught they had to clean under their foreskin and they were in late teens or early 20's when they found out.
aki
Love you guys buy you're not allowed to critique Mychal (the library grownup)
sqwade
Genuinely the only excuse for having a dick that dirty is if your foreskin is too tight and can't be safely pulled back (which would be treated by a partial or full circumcision). But in that case sex would be painful anyway so he'd want to see a surgeon over a sex worker. I know Sex Ed. is really poor in some places but I just can't imagine being that unclean and not doing something about it (I know depression can affect hygiene but even then that's no excuse not to clean yourself before sex). Sucks that poor lady had to deal with that, super messed up. Jesus fucking Christ imagine the smell.
RathOX
QT should do a kickflip
Alex Blythe
Oh Maya is underestimating how long Arizona to central Texas drive time
Alex Blythe
My neighbor also has a tortoise walking around back yard. Are they common pets?
Ozal
phimosis would say otherwise
BisonHero
Between the Saltburn sexual scenes and the sex worker story about the unclean guy, I don't think we'll have another week of Wine About It full of so much uncomfortable and gross sex stuff. History in the making, folks! Edit: That hippo video was so freaking cool.
Sennithee
I started saying Cwahfee (coffee) because of QT and "id" instead of it when I say stop iiiiit. I say staaaahp iiid.
Julie Tran
why is qt SO GOOD at casting plays/musicals
Elijah
That was insane synchronicity with Maya singing hsm and QT’s story about the hsm audition, love it tbh. Yay for streamer awards too, can’t wait for it!
Darren Hertenstein
I've been wanting to rewatch GG for so long... this is perfect. I can't freaking wait.
Cadnee Mountai
Can someone plz teach QT how to remove the ground loop on her mic. Everything else is great
Samuel Lazar
There 100% are people that never learned to properly wash themselves, that is something most people have to be taught. Especially in certain areas and specfically men that are uncircumsized. I remember my dad showing me when I was young because I did not know you really have to get in there.
Riley Rain
dude I love gossip girl so much!! Y'all are gonna have so much fun with it!
Phillip ?
Clean yo dicks it’s not hard lmao
Okta
Yahoo, Pushpop's first road
ohmymira
the relief i felt when i got this notification (it’s getting me through my shift)
Jolie Schrage
YAAAY I’ve been waiting all day
AxialMars
wowie
James
ty sPACE