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battle scars
🕑 Added 2022-04-14 20:58:24 +0000 UTCbeen digging the idea of my gorilla working as a long-haul space trucker who gets into trysts at various way-stations, answering suspicious distress beacons, getting into blue-collar-space trouble etc etc--at some point, he and a few other spacers are drinking and trading war stories/battle scars
"oh man, this centauri girl i hooked up with once--my dick glowed in the dark for like three months afterwards, i swear to god! every security depot i'd pass through was convinced i was hauling polonium-4!"
"at least you didnt have to turn the light on to take a piss, right? hahaha"
"a few years ago, this guy i used to know from horsehead-12; i think he was jovian, originally--big as a fucking industrial freezer, -wide- too. we had a long weekend together once, and afterwards, none of my DNA-ident worked. i couldn't even get my comm-screen working to troubleshoot what was wrong! i thought it was a solar flare or a wraith-wave or some bad space weather, but i went and talked to a doctor about it and he had -resequenced- me, dude. i dont even think my fingerprints are the same anymore. what a wild fuck."
"damn! he dicked you down so good you were a different -person- after!"
"how about you, philip?"
"oh, haha, me? well, i uh... i picked up this asteroidian once, and he didnt have any federation credits or anything, so... one thing led to another..."
"...you picked up a psychic starfish, off the side of the road... and you fucked it?"
"he was really funny! and charming! he could quote any curb episode verbatim, it was nuts!"
"can't those things like, alter your beta brainwaves or something? they can read your mind!"
"i call bullshit. i read a datalink that said those things arent even real. prove it."
"well, i didnt get any pics, but i do have this scar, if it hasnt faded by now.... damn, i wonder if i still have his number..."
Comments
Bearuh
Howwwwwww do you have such boundless creativity these are all such great concepts! Damn!
Satyr Hedonist
That’s a fantastic story idea too. I’m into all of it.
Arkom
I love all the different stories that go with this image. Love the image too, but that's true of basically everything you make.
tredain
'It's so sucky and squeezy!"
Boozin Bruin
the glow in the dark dick one OMFG
DaddyJinn
I crave the ability to resequence someone just by dicking them down.
IgnasAilurus
Dang that whole space trucker stuff sounds hot. Definitely a fan
