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[#51] Uncensored - Home Alone

🕑 Added 2023-12-05 20:00:06 +0000 UTC

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Taylor

How has someone in 2023 never seen Survivor or even know the concept of Survivor. They’ve had like 100 seasons now. Zoomers making my 32 year old ass feel old af.

tetrischemist

im sorry but the for you page being awful for people is just a skill issue. I have a wonderful for you page through extensive pruning months ago

ghostwritersrus

Tbh most people I know would have reacted the same way as QT with the home invasion. My ass probably would have grabbed my hatchet and hid in the crawl space or something

Arrowni

I'm glad that the home incident didn't have the pets running outside, it was indeed something that is worth stressing about and it was quite a sensible reaction to be honest. If anything happened there it was 100% Tiktok's fault

Matt Ingebritson

Hello I hate to be the guy who suggests things for the Patreon but you two should also watch the Heathers musical, and if you can’t find a good quality rip of it, then the movie Heathers with Winona Ryder. It’s like mean girls before mean girls but even more insane

Joseph Williams

That happened to my wife when she and her cousin were at her grandmothers house in the middle of the country. Everyone had just left and their house was a quarter mile off the road while they were in the house a car came in the drive way they didn’t recognize they thought that was weird but maybe they are turning around. Then they heard “door open” they spent the next 30 minutes hiding in the bathroom with a butcher knife until someone came home (before cell phones). Their grandparents got cameras after that

Alex Ozarud

QT is wild lol 100% crazy behavior

Julie Tran

if i'm getting any kind of notification on my phone that says "door open" when no one is supposed to be there IM GONE

some_donkus

I’d freak out if I heard the alarm plus the ‘door open’ notif for sure. Edit: omg the glitter comment holy moly high schoolers are wild

D + L

guys i hate to say it but i am a girl and i would absolutely not act like qt in this situation BUT it’s because i grew up in the country and we have a shotgun above one of our doorways so when we hear a noise or alert we just grab that LMAO

Klav

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Melz

The bugs probably aren't treated very well so I think Maya would most likely be sad

Phil Hatch II

I’m a giant dude and a noise alone would make me freak out. But definitely good advice to never let your mobile device battery die.

Happyotter

QT do you know if they’re gonna make more of Provo’s most eligible? That was top tier content! Especially when you were reacting to it. Made me understand Mormons more lol

Ruben

It was a bit of a gamble whether you really agreed it was safe of course, so I'm glad you also found it wasn't that bad 😇

Jordan Traasdahl

QT ITS BEEN UPDATED IN THE CHURCH you can get the marriage seal broken now my parents got their seal broken recently

Experimental Cyborg

"Everything people consume is bad and sad and sucks" The rage bait is out of control and i feel it breaking my soul into a million little pieces every time it reels me in. I only watch things friends recommend, and creators I'm subscribed to. Also I'm not a small dude but if i get an alarm about an opened door that i am sure i had locked imma be out the back door too, fuck that 😂

FullPlaid

omg thats horrifying. definitely hard to think clearly in those moments. i think ive heard youre supposed to yell and inform them youve called the authorities, barricade yourself in a room, hide with a weapon (if nothing else behind a blind corner to give you the best odds of getting a jump on them) but make sure you dont hurt your loved ones by mistake. a slim bat (aluminum or wood) is pretty decent defensive weapon in close quarters. easy to wield, enough room to swing quickly but forgiving enough to stop mid-swing in case you realize its a loved one, and obviously less lethal than a gun (awful defensive weapon in a home). they also have dope flashlight bats that are blindingly bright for another equalizing factor.

Chipz

I wonder how you guys would feel about “I’m a celebrity get me out of here” it’s compared as the British version of survivor, but there’s a lot of trials involving bugs and that kind of fear factor-esk sense of trials and winning means they recieve food for the day or if they get a small portion of beans and rice

Kelli Ish

Hey i just want to put this out here: STAY WEIRD, STAY SAFE ❤️

adaisical

THE CORINNE AND TAYLOR SEASON WAS PEAK

BS

Apparently big brother has the most successful marriages out of all reality shows. Which makes sense because you essentially live with someone for 3 months

Armando Peralta-Camilo

as a dude, if i was put in that situation id just sleep it off. everyone knows bad people/things go away when ur sleeping cuz its in-polite to wake u

Aldo

NOW THATS A CLIFFHANGER lol

cierra

she just like me fr 🥲

Melodyingg

IVE BEEN BAITED TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW 😫😫😫 Also I had a home intruder earlier this year just outside of Seattle and the cops don't give a FUCK about your pets. They also didn't even tell me when they left and just left the fuckin front door open. Was crazy

Sophia

I was thinking the same thing

Sophia

I would 100% also freak out if that situation happened to me

HeyBroItsBrad

Am I the only one that thinks QT’s “R’s” are totally normal?

Babafunlayo Oke

Great ep as usual. But for QT: CHARGE YOUR PHONE all the time. LOL

Ashley

WHAT WAS THE CLIFFHANGER BRUHHHHHH

JoNatty12

that's actually so smart wth

Ren

OK NOW I HAVE TO WAIT TILL TOMORROW FOR THAT STORY?

Phuong Le

“sensitive, emotional and tearful”

Nivaldo Farias

the cliffhanger 😭 If I die before the bonus ep is out I will kms

Becca

Maya— I realized one day I didn’t have my bf’s number memorized and panicked for this very reason, and so I set it as my phone password! It really helped, highly recommend.

Mitch Walsh

Brian

Cynthia Soli D.

this cliffhanger is crazy

Michael Kiwan

Biggest blue balls

Haley Welch

I have to say it. QT’s hair looks amazing in this episode

Armando Peralta-Camilo

thats y theyre the goats, best to ever do it

ntGonzo

THAT CLIFFHANGER WAS INSANE I AM SO INVESTED NOW

emmy ★彡

I watched, it wasn’t that bad but I’m easily paranoid and there have been attempted break-ins in my neighborhood lately so 🥲 but it wasn’t that bad so thank you for declaring it safe 🫡

TenaciousDealer

I feel Maya's first subject, I've had massive trouble with existential issues. It's just so hard not to be overwhelmed at all the needless suffering people put each other through. It's a large part of the reason I don't feel that I could have kids.

Chase

Peak podcast content: QT & Maya just saying "Bryan" back and forth at each other 😆

Phillip ?

I need the patreon episode plz

Ruben

Yes, it's safe

Michael

Cliffhangerrrr

MundaneBacklot

A goss cliffhanger is my kryptonite!!

Murkus

Initially, I thought that the home alone story would just be ludwig was just home early, but the fact that it was no one is definitely very scary and your reaction is valid

ali

i get freaked out when the trees outside make it look like someone is standing outside my window even though I KNOW it isnt a person i still get super paranoid someone is trying to kill me

Jose Marin

If I heard that I would unlock my handgun and make my way to the front door and if I heard more noise I would yell that I had a gun cus in California if you shoot someone they sue you lol I’ve had to do it once when my wife heard something and I had to check the house with handgun and I was nervous af at the thought of maybe having to shoot someone That Mormon story is wild! She was banging the brother until the real one came back to marry lol

Jenny Lyons

No rush whatsoever, but I'm super excited for patreon movie night whenever it happens

LovedFox

What a cliffhanger omg but to answer qt’s question: yes, i’d be scared shitless if i was home alone and my security alarm went off 😭 i also don’t have the stress of stalkers and other things so i cant even imagine the panic that would take over my body if that happened, glad youre safe!

Sasha

Another excellent ep and a great cliff-hanger! Also, I’d 100% be hitting that panic button/SOS

Robert Craig

Tbh I think I would have gone to the door to check what the hecks going on, but I don't live in a place with (many) guns and I don't have to worry about stalkers and shit so your reaction is pretty valid.