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[#78] Uncensored - Awkward Massage

🕑 Added 2024-06-11 19:00:06 +0000 UTC

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Lezzerlee

Also Chiropractics was made up in the late 1800s buy a guy saying he was told how to do it by ghosts. Fought to be legitimized as "medicine" for pure profit. People can be ignorant and participate in things that started out as pure cons because time has passed and chiropractic practice was normalized. But it can be very dangerous. The schools make money on students, and chiropractors make money giving people placebo temporary relief instead of getting the real problem fixed.

Lezzerlee

Pilates is the best thing I ever did for my chronic neck pain. I did it all, massage, chiropractor, acupuncture, muscle relaxers & paint killers etc. Yoga was ok, but not enough strength building. Pilates is basically weight lifting + yoga combined. Makes you strong but moves your body for flexibility far more than weightlifting alone. And it's easy to start easy and ramp up to be harder as you get better.

Rachel

I love the chiropractor. I’m in school, so, my bag be very heavy as it be. I go for the neck, shoulders, and back. She massages everything, stretching, and then does her cool thing. I would recommend it to anyone with pain. It has made my life so much better. They can be dangerous depending on the thing but it is healthy and just go to a certified place/person.

Jose Marin

Wait does maya not know you can request a female masseuse? Most places allow you to. Meetup has been such a good up for me and funny enough here in SLO county! Lot of hikes and things to do with people. Usually the same people show up too so makes it more comfortable

Jimmaayyy

Maya please, get an MRI on your lumbar spine and get it looked at by a consultant orthopaedic surgeon. It’s probably a herniated disc! 2 months ago I had a discectomy and 5 decompressions on my entire lumbar spine from an old injury. The longer you leave it the less chance you’ll recover fully. I’m still in a lot of pain but at least I can move around again.

K. Lindsay

I know its late and idk if you guys read them but most "normal" chiropractors are pretty bad. Cracking the neck like that isn't great. If you're serious about seeing one you should try to find an atlas chiropractor. They only adjust the atlas bone which is the base of everything and they don't do the crazy neck cracking (sometimes some back cracking but thats fine). Went from 2-3 Migraines a week to maybe one a month.

Alex Blythe

It’s really embarrassing Ludwig doesn’t know QT loves rice cakes wowie

Ivan Gomez

Your new podcast name is room temperature pickles.

Kellie Ruby

I know someone in her 30s that almost died from a chiropractor. She had a stroke and took a year to recover.

Cassandra C

Hi! Physical therapist here! I would recommend trying physical therapy first! They can give you specific exercises and stretches to your needs. (:

Sasha

Unsolicited suggestion (sorry) - I do YogaBurn, there’s a core program called Trim Core Challenge which is really good for strengthening your core and back 😊 P.S. Running is fun when you’re drunk

BisonHero

It's truly impressive how much TikTok is a lightning rod for literally any lie/urban legend/copypasta that farms engagement with how scandalous/unlikely it is.

BisonHero

Patreon commenters: y'all have a million and one personal anecdotes about massages and chiropractors, and somehow I have to be the first one to ask "wait, Maya took her horse to a horse chiropractor?" That's crazy. The sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling. Maya, no shade to your cousin that is a chiropractor, but at its origin chiropractic isn't that different from acupuncture or healing crystals. Over time it has blended a lot of ideas into it from physical therapy, but the practice started from thinking there was a mystical alignment in your spine that governs your general health, and only these arbitrary spinal adjustments will fix your spine and therefore improve your whole body's chakra or whatever. Admittedly, licensed chiropractors these days are 90% just doing physical therapy with a spine focus, and only a small fringe still think the spine is magical.

Michael Low

Maya lifts weights and QT gets on planes, make the deal

PuffTheDargon

Maya... yall need to go to mexico and a really nice all inclusive with a spa. that shits life changing. the level of peace. not worrying about anything for like a week. completely at your own pace if you wanna do anything or not. so good.

PuffTheDargon

Qt... the chances of dying from a chiro neck adjustment are like 1 in am million... you have to have like a pre existing condition or see a really shit chiro. Youre more likely to die from an allergy you didnt know you had to a med prescribed by a doctor or getting bloodwork done and getting a fucking air bubble. You cant use a celebrity and some heresay stories about people as your basis for how common this is... a good chiro will want xrays and workups before adjusting you at all to be safe.

Sasha__qt

Massage is a great idea for back pain. and im pretty sure you can ask for a female masseur!

PuffTheDargon

Also like... take time off. You dont take weekends really and your constantly doing stuff. Recover is very important. Swimming ironically also very good for your back and joints as like low impact movement. Dont go hard just get in the water and move around a little.

PuffTheDargon

Find a good sports medicine chiro and physio facility. who you see matters a lot. You do a lot of heavy lifting and yard work basically like construction. You then sit at a desk a decent amount for work. Physiotherapy can be really good in combination with chiro and massage for muscle and skeletal help. Theyre inexpensive (at least here in canada) and at minimum worth trying out for a few weeks. Dont be afraid to shop around and find somewhere good. Not all chiro are equal.

PuffTheDargon

just simply not true. Its not a cure all and doesnt work for everyone but it actually has benefits for some and works. Been going for over a decade and it definitely has helped my back and neck pain and chronic headaches.

Sasha__qt

chiropractors are NOT scientifically proven. please go to a specialized doctor instead!

Julie Tran

first he steals qt's laugh then her bakery idea and now her rice cakes smh

Are-eem

Hate is a strong word bruh. QT did eat it n likes it. U just said it coz u use maya’s word who cant even eat it lol

Rob Dolan

Chiropractic is as effective as regular massage and was created by a magnetic healer. shits a scam

Jot X

legit had to google the lyrics, omg I've heard it wrong every time like QT 😭

Moises

qt hated the food 😭

GammaDan

Chiropractors can be worthwhile, but there are lots of scammers who trick you into thinking it can substitute medical treatment among other things. They can help with pain and stuff but they can’t do a ton.

dewey

The massage story was proven untrue and is part of like a copy pasta from years ago

Parker

Maya please no chiropractor they are tupid

Semipro

My uncle went to chiropractor for pain back pain for years and didn’t find out it was cancer causing the pain until it was at a later stage. Talk to general practitioner first.

Rocky

The peach ring story, that happened to me with sour patch kids. To this day my mom will always get a bag of them for me, and after 8 years I cant tell her that there are treats that I like more lmao.

Laykin

It’s 9:18am and I am crying over Garfield’s dad who was just trying to do his best for his son 😭

BS

The story qt was telling about doing a test after treatment to prove that it works only proved the guy is knowingly scamming people. It's the balance bracelets all over again. When you don't have a bracelet on they push your arm harder. When you have a bracelet on they push lighter. At least with chiro which is still a scam the practitioner can genuinely believe what they do helps. So they accidentally scam you. Which doesn't help you but makes them less of a piece of shit lol

the bugwatch

qt is hearing the cruel summer lyrics wrong and i dont know how long i can keep doing this

linda

a chiropractor worked on my neck a few years ago and it felt so good lol, glad i'm still alive tho

Nadia Maciejewski

I just saw that clip about the rash girl last night. It was from the Jake Shane podcast with glen Powell from that anyone but you movie. I don't what to believe either. Crazy story .

Torayume

This episode was hilarious!! Thank you!!

Grace

I hate massages bc of my ptsd/anxiety. I've been twice and I leave feeling worse than when I came in. My doctor told me there are trauma informed physios though so that might be nice to look into :)

Ridorana12

38:54 The delivery of Maya's response was so hilarious. xD

Joey

The disrespect to cutoff the Garfield praise lol

norah abdullah

SAME OMGG ive been sobbing the whole episode

MICHY!!!!!

im so glad im not the only one LMAO they had no reason to make the plot so sad !!

Subway_Sandwich

We learned a lot this episode.

sedael

qt hated that pasta so much that was great

L

Maya you should go to a physical therapist to get massages where you keep all your clothes on so that you can have peace of mind. I started doing that after a bad experience at a regular massage parlor 🙁

explizitly

not me sobbing at the garfield movie recap

Muffinman98

Not sure if it was said but that black market tinder date is mostly likely based on an urban legend.

Anomalous_Daniel

Maya, a lot of chiros are harmless and genuinely believe in their craft but it doesn’t make it any less dangerous. I was sent to one as a younger man and now I’ve got permanent nerve damage on my neck and shoulders. Do not trust them, the best thing they can do is awesome massages. Their schools are made up crap, no hate meant against your cousin. What you need is an orthopedic doctor, don’t take my word for it, just search for horror stories like this https://youtu.be/k7rB25rWwX0?si=zyEPA3Qol-zfqgHn

Terminus

Be extremely wary of chiropractic. The roots of it are complete quackery, but modern practitioners range from complete quackery to what is essentially just glorified physical therapy. There's really zero reason to see one over a qualified physical therapist though.

Georgette Rosin

i loooove popcorn ones but cant find them anywhere

Georgette Rosin

for those wondering about the garfield ride, it was at kennywood park

Are-eem

Hmm,at the very least i do believe qt thinks its good

Michelle McCleary

The chocolate chip rice cakes are the best

Milkynugs

Please avoid chiropractor's :) either go to physiotherapist or a doctor :)

kron

Chiropractic is at its core completely un-scientific. The guy who invented it believed all illness could be treated by adjusting the spine to get rid imaginary ailments called vertebral subluxations. I suggest looking into it more before going. Not here to give medical advice as I'm no medical doctor... but then again neither are chiropractors xD

anski

I fully understand the just plain rice craving. Also just plain spaghetti, no butter or anything, fuck me UP

FullPlaid

i used to have lower back/hip area problems for years but i finally got it sorted out somehow. even if some chiropractors are legit, they dont fix the underlying problem of why things become misaligned to begin with. usually something is pulling whatever out of alignment and/or something is too weak compared to other things and allowing misalignment. for me, the lower back/hip muscle groups were weak and not activating during exercises (like at the bottom of a squat). i had to figure out the slight movements/positioning to get this slightly more into place and then also figure out how to strengthen and activate the muscles when needed. im chronically injured and i just dont have the time for physio for all my problems so i have to try and solve the problems on my own the best i can. yoga has been huge in maintaining a balance of flexibility and strength all over, but as long as i dont let my ego prevent me from modifying poses when i need to. idk why im typing all this lol

Haley Welch

She did not like that food 😂

Lok

lmao the skin eating massage lotion story was from glen powells sister lmao the guy who plays in that movie with sydney sweeney i just saw that tiktok this morning lma

MICHY!!!!!

qt describing my dream vending machine. feel free to install it in my house

Are-eem

Also , can confirm, qt does eat rice cake quite often on stream as one of her snacks

Ben

Cooking dinner because Mr Beast inspired you and not because your girlfriend usually always cooks is so funny. It sounds like something a child would do for their mom