[#111] Uncensored - QT Slid Off The Road And Got Stuck
🕑 Added 2025-02-05 20:00:13 +0000 UTCThis week, Maya and QT talk about QT's chaotic and dangerous road trip, during which she couldn't find a toilet, drove her car into a ditch to avoid crashing into a semi-truck, and was stuck in a snowstorm for almost six hours.
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Steven Precourt
The baby aspirin every day thing has been disproved as good medical advice.
Mars
This not being the patreon bonus makes this 100000000000x funnier OMG
Ridorana12
I haven't eaten at Taco Bell in nearly a year but I do enjoy the Fiesta Potatoes. I was happy when that returned. :)
Raths
this is why WIA is best podcast XD
Lizzy
This is why the Patreon sub is worth it
Lizzy
Girl! If you need some healthy food/snacks when traveling and trying to lower cholesterol you can get food from a gas station. I know it sounds off but they usually have Fairlife protein drinks, fruit like apples or bananas, you could even do a pickle and a bag of nuts 🌰 if you go to a fancy gas station they might even have yogurt or parfait (but if your GF maybe just go for fruit and yogurt)
Audrey
As someone with celiac and ibs I always bring my “emergency backpack” which is at least one ice pack, two extra pairs of comfy pants, underwear, bags, tissues, a towel, and a water bottle on every single roadtrip I go on for this exact reason lol. And yes, it has come in handy 😅🥲
spacecampsucks
This was a trip, someone definitely has it on dashcam 😂
Michael Low
Someone got that on a dashcam lmao
li
my question is why is this episode not a patreon bonus i'm crying
Nelson Morgan
this episode made me laugh out loud on the quiet train
Michael Figueroa
Taking aspirin for a day should be fine. Long-term aspirin use can increase your risk of internal bleeding (and make accidental cuts bleed more) which can be dangerous. Definitely consult a doctor, chat!
Ashar Raasa
its shit like this (no pun intended) that makes the rest of us feel less ashamed when bad things happen to us too.
Sid Raghu
Insane episode 😭
SnailAle
Ice spice been real quiet since this episode dropped
ado
🙋I too have shit myself thinking I could make it home. The same punch to the gut, instantly needed to shit. The top of head was touching the roof of my car with how hard I was fucking squeezing, in the middle of traffic unable to pull over. I got home, took a shower , threw my clothes away and I had to buy one of those odor neutralizer scent bombs for my car.
sometimethyme
Thank you editor for the Coots cam and thank you QT for telling us this story.
Dean Olsabeck
This by far is one of my favorite episodes. What a masterpiece.
ian faris
Satan himself couldnt get that story out of me
Darren Hertenstein
Fear& can never know about this...
MnfrmHckr
Bro was stanced up
MnfrmHckr
This is good tech.
Jimmaayyy
QT's willingness to confess things most would take to the grave is hilarious.
Lindsey
Shoutout to the editor for the Coots Cam! 📸✨
I don't know what to name myself
Not to make things worse for qt but I'm a truck driver who therefore spends allot of at flying J's and they all have showers that you can purchase time in with a full one person bathroom and shower
Danilee
This could’ve easily been a call in confession. Brilliant episode even though it’s sadly at QTs traumatic events. I think I’ll keep this in mind every time I’m embarrassed- it could be worse, way worse
Mitch Mitcherson
lol 2 sides of refried beans
Experimental Cyborg
Fellow IBS girlies and guylies, always have toilet paper, trash bags and wet wipes in your car. They don't expire, there's no reason not to. Saved me twice so far. Also, a sealed bottle of water and a blanket! If you get stranded you might as well be cozy and well hydrated.
Jesper Nielsen
The tags for this episode are brilliant
effy
the coots cam was 🤌🏼
Babafunlayo Oke
Good God. If I were QT that story would never leave my mouth. She is BRAVE! LOL
conway1308
Honestly my guy I would love to watch you play a one shot of dungeons& dragons. What the hell was this incredible episode by the way?
conway1308
❤️❤️❤️ if you go edit: Maya bangs are banging. Hangm. Qt Vaseline face on another level
Michael
So surprised QT is blessing us with this story 🙏🏻
Ethan Brundeen
this is fucking insane
77katz77
Less than 20 minutes in, I'm laughing (admittedly) but ik this is literally my worst fucking nightmare. I'm sorry QT.
Noah
me, enjoying ice cream: "man, the editing for wine about it has been fire lately. I wish they'd do more of it" *monkeys paw curls*
Victor
omg
Reg Wilding
“Dude that’s fucking crazy, do you think they saw the shit coming OUT of you?” “Yes” Hahahahahahahahaha! I have legit tears in my eyes right now I had to comment holy shit. This might be the greatest episode ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Natalie Clark
this episode felt like a slow burn anxiety attack. so glad you're safe but also what a banger of a story
Victor Diaz
I can smell this episode...
Emma
i finished the episode now and no pun intended but holy shit QT😭😭😭😭😭 you are genuinely so strong of a person for enduring all that in a day and for sharing this story
just erik.
WHAT A BANGER
Jennica
Oh my god
kron
Don’t think too long about what would happen if you shit a lot in a croc
Funky Raven
Maya: "What if i was in the car, what would we have done?" QT: "You know you would have handed me a cup!" Me: "I'm sure i have seen this before...."
KT
TMI but I've had gastrointestinal issues since I was a newborn that causes me to be constipated almost constantly, and fiber (+ corresponding hydration) is the only thing that helps me be somewhat regular.
Kailey
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Only because I've been there. SHITnanigans. Mine ended with making it home in time and then getting hit in the gut by my excited Border Collie. I've never seen a dog look so disappointed in me. No joke she turned and fucking bailed. I didn't see her again till morning.
Tanja
I was weeeeezing at the tow truck centipede. Also: AMAZING job QT
Bulbasoraa
not the pupulemons…..
Marshall Christensen
She definitely was in the cab with the tow truck driver, Maya just misunderstood. She talked about asking him questions.
Couran
How is this not the bonus episode…
Miki
Oh my god. I had a horrible day and thought I was gonna spend my lunch break crying but instead this episode had me laughing my head off. What a story
Kayloox
Brave of QT to not lock this story to the Patreon episode 🫡
Mando Chil
I think she meant the passenger side of the tow truck? Hopefully...
Kayloox
ngl… i think i’d shit in my car, throw away a floormat, clean it up whatever when I get home cause i couldn’t squat on a highway 😂
Lilith
WAIT - the tow truck driver had you IN YOUR CAR when he was towing it?? My husband is a tow truck operator - that is extremely dangerous and illegal. Maybe I'm misunderstanding!!
Mando Chil
That's what took me from standing to sitting 😅
Couran
Omg QT and D&D is perfect. She likes games, she likes crafts, she likes hosting!
Ellen shmellen
Not the tags being "ditch" and "poop"
Ellen shmellen
Yes I should've peed in his backyard idk why I didn't
Ellen shmellen
It was after doing hot ones at my brother's house with a bunch of drunk people while I was completely sober and there were mfs throwing up in the bathroom so long I just had to leave and it was so late and I had work in the morning 😭 it was a horrible experience but funny now thanks for coming to my Ted talk
Ellen shmellen
I've had to piss buckets on the side of the road before due to traffic and no bathroom access. My only claim to this being okay is that it was nighttime
Avinash
The soft serve insert was crazy.
Emma
i saw QT’s insta story and was not expecting a pod this week😭 glad QT is safe 🫶
Ali
This was a wild one Kudos to QT for telling us all the details 🫡 I laughed so hard
Tyreq Burbank
bruh i was listening to this while doing doordash and here it enabled me to use the restroom so badly out of no where 😭😭
just erik.
cannot start watching episodes from now on without my amazing merch cap. Love it so much, the quality, the color and the way it got to me in Germany in just 4 days or even less. Craaaazyyy. But now I am sad that I didn't buy the shirt ;c
Lok
as another girly with tummy issues... qt has never been more relatable... word of advice keep imodium on you at ANYTIME
Mando Chil
Thank you QT for being so relatable 🫡
Lilith
Thank you so much for bravely sharing your story in order to deliver the great content, and always setting the bar high for women podcasts. Genuinely thank you that was so funny. Side note: isn't fiber supposed to make your movements more firm? Using the powder form in water is usually better results than the pills.
mynameiswaylon
I was listening to this on the treadmill at the gym. I started laughing so hard I had to hit the emergency stop so I wouldn't fall off. Best episode since that time QT peed her pants.
Sophia
I was fine until she said it was like peanut butter meanwhile I’m eating apple slices with peanut butter
Sophia
Should’ve read the comments sooner
Ed
I don't like the poop episode 😭
Cody
I was not mentally prepared for this listening during work hours
Neit202
Craziest episode in a while. DIABOLICAL Qt moment
Ricardo Alberto
poopypants cinderella
Rocky
As someone that host a DND campaign weekly, as well as run an online game weekly I would LOVE to see QT play.
653toMidnight
Maya's ability to not absorb anything related to pop culture needs to be studied in a lab
Daniel Garcia
Please don't watch or listen to this while eating yall
the.black.dog.13
yippee
Torayume
Wine about should sell wine about it wine glasses lol. I almost thought the logo was WAI hehe update* I have this pod too loud in the house, sorry lol
Jürgen
Fresh episode straight from the ditch!
Faye852
wahoo!
Raths
Lets go!
AxialMars
wowie
Isabella Gallardo
Yay new ep (perfect timing i’m gonna study)