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🕑 Added 2025-05-28 19:01:00 +0000 UTC

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Sun

Slime and Johnny are the only bald men I’ve ever been attracted to.

wolf

i wanna say that barring VERY acrobatic activity underwater/in a bath, the amount of blood that actually leaks out into the water feels incredibly minimal. like unless you're actively opening yourself up w fingers or something there's only a tiny bit of leakage. the most i've noticed is when there's already dried blood on my labia, and getting wet just frees it into the water

lyn ken

i have never had water in my vagina after bathing or swimming,and have never heard of the water bed thing. im almost mayas age and i have NEVER heard of that !?!?!?!

jenn

you dont bleed on your period in water (or at least, you bleed at a much slower rate than when out of water) because the pressure of water keeps the blood inside you. water also doesnt get into your vagina very much unless you are trying to open your vagina

ghostwritersrus

I second this!!!

Anthony La Torre

Literally so gorgeous 💅🏼 (thumbnail)

Dylan

we need the yard goes to alveus so bad

sou

ALSO concealer first can be good if it’s spot concealing so that the coverage effect is seamless but maya is also right, if you’re using a highlighting concealer for undereyes/high points of face you usually do that after foundation unless you’re into underpainting and using a super thin layer of foundation. before and after are both valid there’s no correct order for those imo!

sou

i NEED the maya x nick podcast im being so for real. even as a patreon segment. it has so much potential

Stanley

swift my favorite stinky boy

Daidreemer

So fun. Top tier funny content

Shawn

Slime and maya would be top tier content😂

eet

The look Maya gave QT when Ludwig said "Hair Follicles" hahaha

vindo

i’ve never had a tampon soak up significant amounts of water while swimming, i used to be on swim team and i’ve never heard that happen to any of the girls

BisonHero

I couldn't decide during that whole bit if QT was trying to tell another "spicy period" outrageous lie that decidual cast happens all the time, or she just forgot that it's actually quite rare.

FakemiliaKo

dawg ive never met anyone who does concealer before foundation

Tyler .

incredible episode and bonus

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Morgan T

Glad I’m not the only one who does foundation and then concealer I was like am I wrong lol

Mitch Mitcherson

just now finding out Ryan Higa isn’t related to Maya

Slushy

This is giving me flashbacks of maya and esfand. And as a Todd I take offense maya.

Braden Smith

Ludwig with the Chris Smoove reference 👍🏻

kron

Strike two on slime confusing veruca salt for violet beauregard

Zr0w3n

And I finally got the Yard patreon, so we balance it out

Melissa Solorzano

The Yard at Alveus some day maybe? 👀

Joey Becker

Maya and Nick's Podcast: The Hoo-Ha Buddies

punky

its funny they corrected him cause jews sing shalom aleichem on shabbat which means the same thing as as-salāmuʿalaikum in arabic so honestly close enough

Brianna Nicole

Fun fact: woman don’t need a pad or tampon or anything to swim. You actually bleed significantly less when submerged in water.

Chloe Johnson

concealer before foundation is crazy work

Jacquelyn

As a women I had a decidual cast once after starting birth control…very odd experience 👍

Jaded Kills

I do think it’s a bit wild to not put the pictures they’re being shown on screen

Elijah

Funnnn

Jaded Kills

Using concealer before foundation is more old school, using concealer after has been in style for the last like decade I’d say at this point

SVZN77

ludwig lookin like a cozy lil guy 🥰

Omar G

"we shittin in the pool this summer" 🗣🗣🗣

Imrano

Just because I’m used to misinformation from QT and Maya, I decided to look this up: Decidual cast occurs in about 0.1% of menstruating individuals, that’s roughly 1 in 1000.

Lakshya

mayas choice of head apparel was delightful and humorous she is a comedy genius

Katie Pacer

Lud catching strays 😂😂😂

Anna Narkevich

what a treat to have a crossover of my two favourite podcasts

Seth Hastings

QT: "I manage a store" NICK: "And Ludwig has a bakery" I died💀

Alanna M

Lmao amazing ep! Anyone who isn’t subbed to the Patreon is missing out 😂

Seth Hastings

I think the perception (and probably reality) of women being more willing to date in-relationship men and men being less willing to date in-relationship women comes down to the patriarchal culture. Not like, consciously most of the time, but we just live in a culture where many people see women as more "belonging to" men then the men "belong to" the women. Just echoes from when women weren't recognized as valid heads of households and such. The same way a doctor may talk to a boyfriend about his girlfriend's medical care instead of directly addressing her when she's right there in the room. (Which is a more blatant patriarchal display)

Becca

Concealer BEFORE foundation??

Constructo

"Who's Georgie, is that a breast?" Is funny af

fork

as an avid yard/wine about it follower, I finally got the wine about it patreon just for this episode. also start a new job today so I deserve a treat :D