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"Word is, is that you're pretty 'open-minded' about wardrobe malfunctions! Got any crazy stories to share about that?"
🕑 Added 2024-08-16 16:00:10 +0000 UTCTim: "Diddy, 'misnomer' is not a person..."
D: "Oh, shaddap! Who said you could read my speech bubbles! So rude..."
D: "Stories, stories... I mean, I wasn't a shy little monkey back in summer camp, everyone knows that~ I'm sure everyone's seen my junk a lot.
There's this one time I actually didn't mean to slip up... It was back in high school, I signed up for the lightweight wrestling team because DK was into wrestling too. Obviously, he's a couple weight levels above me, but he coached me a bunch... and it was a good excuse to get skimpy with him, not gonna lie~
You know, when you're wrestling... slip-ups just happen. No big deal, sometimes your junk gets thrown a little sideways, or you get a little nut peeking out β see, a little like this~
That time, though... It was the big tournament. I'm wrestling this guy, and trying to β like β hold him like this... so I can pin him down after!"
Diddy tries to demonstrate how it went... But in doing that he ends up showing you a whole lot of ass.
"And then... I don't even realise, but my wrestling one-piece tears up right around my crotch, and my WHOLE package is just dangling. I ended up winning that round, but they didn't count it because the guy said he was distracted! 'Distracted', my ass...
Of course, you probably know me... I was like, 'Oh shit, my dick is out... Oh well~' and just hung around the ring like that until the ref's had enough and told me to get changed. Nyeheh heh~
Yes, I did change in front of everyone. Fuck that ref, he cheated me out of my win.
... Nah, I didn't give a shit! I wasn't gonna win the tournament, I just wanted the school credits~"
Comments
HolloNut
Do you really think an opponent wouldn't get distracted by a cock slip in a life-or-death match? I really think they would! Wrestling as a sport has become too closed-minded because of these "rules" and "dress codes"!
Tsarin
Psssh yeah that guy was distracted, but that's part of wrestling! How dare they haha. I think that's a perfectly valid thing to happen in a match!
HolloNut
If people were more like Diddy, everyone would be a little happier (and a little more likely to be arrested for indecent exhibition).
redyoshi
pfff, you just reminded me of that silly conga line pic(/flash) with all those hotties you made... count me in~
SpellCatty
I am staring semi-respectfully. Diddy's confidence and lack of covering up the goods is a shining example for us all! A true inspiration.
HolloNut
"Uh, hellooo? My balls are down here, Rando!"
HolloNut
I could get behind him too! Let's make a conga line! πͺππ
HolloNut
"Dude, if it was up to me, I'd walk around with a shirt and no pants. I don't get why we're all so scared of being naked!"
RandoBear
I am staring respectfully πβ€οΈ
redyoshi
wow, i could get behind this unhinged diddy... quite literally, he'd likely love that after all~
SUPEREEVEEMASTER
I love how unashamed your Diddy is when placed in what would normally be humiliating situations. Very comfortable in his own skin. I could see him saying, "Half the population has a dick and balls. It is really something to be embarrassed by?"
