HolloNut
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Mood Drumstick, 2020
🕑 Added 2024-04-10 21:00:05 +0000 UTCThis is what he looks like when you ask him where babies come from.
"Well, y'see... When a mom and a dad love each other very much, they... Y'know. THAT. They do the thing, with the... dad's thing, into the mom's... part. Look kid – I can't go into more detail or I'll get fired!! I ain't s'pposed to talk about this stuff! Go run another lap!"
That, or he's subtly asking for a back massage, like, "Boy, training yesterday was ROUGH... I ain't getting younger, that's for sure. My neck's so stiff, feels like it's gonna break like glass...
Guess I'm finally growing a bottleneck with all that beer! Heh heh!"
(Yes, he never misses an opportunity to fill the world with his awful dad humour.)
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HolloNut
Imagine massaging him after a post-workout shower. He'd probably doze off in the middle of it. :P
Tsarin
"You'll find out when you're older!" Sounds like he needs some good massages though~ I am willing to offer my services
