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Idle Bumper, 2019-2020
🕑 Added 2024-04-25 21:00:03 +0000 UTC"Bro! BRO! Check out my racing jacket! Cool, huh? It cost me a pretty penny..."
There's science nerds, Star Trek nerds, gaming nerds... All kinds of nerds! But have you ever seen a car nerd?
While he doesn't know a great deal about the mechanics behind them, Bumper's lifelong dream is being a real, reputable racer. Living his life on the road, clad in biker gear, polishing his motorcycle, his quad, his sports car... A real jet set life. Of course, he's not quite there yet!
He's very enthusiastic about Formula 1 racing, he's met a couple athletes and got their autographs... But by far, his most prized possession (other than his bike and his quad) is a full racing jumpsuit he bought in an online auction for 8 grand.
"And just so you know, bro, that was a once-in-a-lifetime BARGAIN! That's SUPER cheap!"
Comments
Pancake!
Ah I adore him!!
HolloNut
"It was like a 50° ramp! Almost a wall! I jumped right off and... for a moment, my engine goes MUTE, bro. I'm GLIDING. My heart is like... cold as stone. And then..."
Tsarin
Heee I love him. He reminds me a bit of a car nerd I know, but I love that he's also a bit of a mechanic as well, really able to work on his own stuff. ^^ I love his expression in this pose, he really looks like he's excited to talk about his passion : 3
HolloNut
Picture this: You're riding on his bike behind him, smiling and feeling the wind on your face. You lean in to kiss his cheek. His face goes red, and he tries to hold back his embarrassment.
HolloNut
I'm curious to see how far the resemblance goes...!
RandoBear
HE'S SO ADORABLE AND SMOOCHABLE
JBSEM99
As someone who grew up with motorsports, I almost felt like I was reading a description of myself, lol.
