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"Do you like, think of exercising at all?"
🕑 Added 2025-07-06 18:59:06 +0000 UTCDrumstick: "Ouch! In front of everyone...?"
Bumper: "Wh...
I-I mean... Yeah?? I exercice a lot!
I got a gym subscription, bro. I go there, like... every week! (Well, sometimes I skip a week, just because... y'know, life.)
But, I can probably bench you, bro. I can bench 450 pounds!!"
Timber: "Really? You should show us, sometime."
Bumper: "What, you think I'm lying? I'm stronger than I look!
I know I'm a little apple-shaped, but don't get any wild idea that this is all fat and no muscle... Not even close!"
Timber: "N-Not at all! I just think that's impressive.
I go to the gym every Tuesday and Thursday, and I can assure you I can't bench more than 275 lbs, no matter hard I try."
Bumper: "Heh... You need more muscle mass, bro."
Timber: "I suppose I have more of a runner's build... I usually run for an hour straight when I'm training."
Bumper: "... You implying I can't run?"
Conker: "Everyone knows you can't run for more than 10 seconds, Bumper."
Comments
HolloNut
I would hug him, probably Depends if he lets me
RandoBear
Bumper's perfect just as he is ❤️
HolloNut
Oddly enough, the same reaction you get from asking if a woman is pregnant! (And being wrong!)
SUPEREEVEEMASTER
Everyone's reactions, especially Diddy's in the back. XD
