"Favorite dessert?"
🕑 Added 2025-07-12 21:00:04 +0000 UTCBumper: "Bro... Are you trying to do a fat guy meme?
You, a hairless slim guy?"
Pipsy: "Yeah, I was gonna say... I would've picked anyone else to do this meme, sweetie. You're just not cut out for it."
Diddy: "Aw, come on! I grew my hair out for this!"
Bumper: "Heh heh... My little bro had more chest hair than you when he was five.
Also... Were you puffing up your chest when you took the picture? Hah hah hah!"
Diddy: "(Hmph. Dickwad...
Let's see you do it, then, fattie...
But nooo, Bumper's too shy... Probably doesn't even like pancakes...)"
Bumper: "... You know I can read your whispers, right?"
So... Is your answer pancakes? I'm not sure that was properly established.
Diddy: "Uhh... Eh?
Oh yeah, the question...
Uhh, pancakes are fine! Although, I'm proooooobably gonna go for peanut butter banana split~ That's ice cream and a big damn banana, covered in peanut butter and peanut bits...
Ohhhh. Dude, with some strawberry jam on top... Like a PB&J + Banana sandwich... but with ice cream instead of boring bread. Nnnnnnffffffffff~
... Dude, and some rum. Fuuuuuuucckkk."
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HolloNut
In the kitchen by himself, naked, completely baked, past midnight, trying to take a picture by putting his phone in a skillet
matt
(baked diddy kong)
SUPEREEVEEMASTER
Nice sweet tooth but even better sense of humor.