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Theme Switcheroo [Drumstick] - FINAL BOSS
🕑 Added 2024-09-13 14:53:28 +0000 UTCThis is among the silliest things I've ever drawn, conceptually. Imagine taking a silly squeaky-voiced cartoon rooster in a kart racing game and making an Elden Ring (final?) boss out of him.
He'd still get beat up by little kids, though.
"Wait... That's ME?!
Why am I so... scary?! I'm not scary! I never get upset, ever!!
... Can I have it, though? Holy crap, look at these muscles...
My bulge is way bigger than this, by the way! C'mon. At least come up with some lore that explains why it's so small!"
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![Theme Switcheroo [Drumstick] - FINAL BOSS](https://img5.patrefans.com/storage/5/ev/oq/563145-019e8f5c-9821-7f31-bade-fe02a021d8c7.png)
Comments
HolloNut
Drumstick, just because you're a final boss doesn't mean you get to have a big penis. "Why not! Look, I'm just saying... if that were me right now, I'd at least be wearing a cup, or stuffing a couple socks in my pants! It looks so... flat, and sad!"
Tsarin
Hahahaha, I love that he's worried about his Boss Bulge~ I love his look, half draconic half rooster. Excellent final boss material. I like his pink version a lot too~
