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*Overwhelming and sudden gushing from the audience*
🕑 Added 2024-09-15 19:00:06 +0000 UTCVoices are heard from backstage
Diddy: "What!! Man, Banjo's getting all that praise, and what do I get!
Dude, my name is literally in the game's title! Do I have to show my entire ass to get some recognition?"Pipsy: "I mean, Banjo IS really good-looking, I'm not gonna lie.
(And, that sort of... woodchip smell he has on him is kinda sexy too...)
(Don't become a sugar mommy. Don't become a sugar mommy...)"Diddy: "Nooo, not you too, babe...!"
Timber: "Take it easy, Diddy... It's not a competition."
Diddy: "OF COURSE it is!! Dude, I was winning because of that nut shot I sneaked in!
If I didn't have these fuckin'... thin-ass monkey bones, I could actually get ripped and have pecs like that! And THEN I'd be SWIMMING in precum and pussy juice! OLYMPIC SWIMMING!"Timber: "My god, you are so petty..."
Bumper: "Yooo! Is it just me or... is Banjo kinda sexy in a tank top? Hot damn."
Drumstick: "Show us your big guns, big guy!!
SHIRT OFF, YEEAHH!"
Comments
HolloNut
Yeesh, that doesn't bode well for Banjo. He won't play dirty, but Diddy on the other hand...
Tsarin
Diddy, there's an obvious solution here~ Time for you and Banjo to have a sexy Walk-Off to try to out-sexy each other (for all of our benefit!)
redyoshi
nah, diddy, he has always been the better star, not biased at all~ even conker beat him and he tied for 3rd... speaking of conker, he is not there, must be busy stealing his underwear in his room or something~
Alexander
I second that. Also he fills out that tank top sooo nicely.
SUPEREEVEEMASTER
My heart melts for him. You make Banjo so irresistible it should be a crime.
