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Behind the scenes of Funfair: Late 2015 script
🕑 Added 2024-09-29 16:00:14 +0000 UTCThis is one I remember well. A vintage, late 2015 script! Finely aged, and... probably not that good, all things considered.
You would think that, since the last version of the script had Conker think of all sorts of crazy scenarios, that it would make it all the way to the finished story. Not quite! It turns out, in this version at least, Conker was more or less lucid the whole time (and cranky, as usual). Banjo, on the other hand, was feeling particularly mischievous...
The parts in red were parts I was considering as an alternate/additional timeline. It seems I was still debating whether Conker would have fantasies, or whether Banjo would be doing all the sexy teasing.
Banjo takes off his shirt when he spills the ice cream, although Conker is unfazed. He pulls Conker underwater in the pool so they can ogle the other swimmers. He somehow gets inside an arcade machine and pokes his dick out through the joystick hole (you can tell I was a fan of this idea)...
... He sticks his dick in the restroom glory hole. He sticks his dick in the popcorn bag at the movies. He pulls out his dick in a rollercoaster so Conker can hold on to it. He's so corny, all of a sudden! What happened to my boy!
Throughout all this, Conker gets increasingly annoyed at Banjo's juvenile teasing, and he eventually lashes out at Banjo for making his day miserable. It turns out, Banjo was trying to cheer Conker up, and it backfired! They mellow out, and decide to go on one last ride...
The Lovers' Tunnel.
... You know, those little quiet boat cruise rides into a scenic tunnel. Kisses happen there.
So they go together, and they reminisce about their childhood. They realise how much they mean to each other, and how everyone else has left them. They hold hands in the boat while they look at the ceiling, shimmering like a starlit night sky. And then, they kiss... They start making out, feeling each other all over...
... they eventually have sex in the boat, and the ride finishes while they still have their pants down, so everyone can see them. They get kicked out of the park. The end!! Funfair!!!
At least this version of the story is more cohesive than the previous, and it captures their emotional state too. The pacing is way off, but it was good enough that I kept it for a pretty long time!
Comments
Tsarin
You got me!
HolloNut
The... *ride*, you say? Like a rollercoaster of some kind, perhaps~?
Tsarin
Hahaha, finally getting caught I see! This whole ride was a lot of fun, thanks for sharing all of these with us!
