Coffeezilla the Movie (EARLY ACCESS)
🕑 Added 2024-06-21 20:42:57 +0000 UTCIt's FINALLY here. An ambitious movie that expands the world of Coffeezilla far beyond anything previously imagined, answering the biggest questions of all.
This is a celebration of 1 million subscribers, a love-letter to the fans, and a thank you for your support.
When we started on this project, I had no idea it would end up taking so much time, take up 3.72 TERABYTES, and push us to our limits, but I'm glad we did it.
I'm excited for what the next chapter brings, including a several month long investigation that is going to be our biggest yet. Coming soon.
Thanks for being a part of this, the best is yet to come. ♥
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Rorschach Rev
Joined to help fight against Logan Paul
simon bouchard
I subscribed to help with the lawsuit. Love and support from Canada
Live Free Or Die
It seems weird to spend so much time and energy making up some fictional storyline.. is Coffee slowly revealing something actually shady about his own past? Which seems even weirder because I have a hard time picturing he has one.. so wtf is this??
Riff_Roodin
Ditto :)
Michael-Jon Simpson
Joined to support against Logal Paul.
Cosmin Stamate
I think we should sue Logan Paul for suing Coffe as we don't get regular videos from him anymore.
Phyllis Gabriel
Joined to support you with the law suit and right now I'm watching the pod with Joe Rogan. It's the first time I listened to one of his shows, btw. I was avoiding it before you went on the show. 😄 Keep up the good work. We are here for you.
VenixHaart
Only reason I subscribed is to help you with the scammer. Hazzah!
Jay Horne
Me too :)
Dustin Rotach
Give them hell, Coffee!
Scott Adams
Here to support your fight against the scammer
EFY
Same here! I hope you will kick the shit of LP!
Candan BOLUKBAS
Same here. You are our hero. We are here to support you in this lawsuit.
patrysa
just joined to support against Trojan Paul's lawsuit. hope you're able to counter claim for damages and lawyers fees.
Preston Nguyen
I also join to support the lawsuit. Thank legal eagle lol.
Jan Andrews
Hi Coffee, just joined to support you in this lawsuit. You’ll win this, we believe in you
MAHAPRASAD NANDA
Scamming innocent people without impunity is messed up . Joining for Legal Battle. In addition , My startup's AI research tool for lawyers will be made available free of charge to your lawyers if they prefer it. Someone from my team will be reaching out to them.
Hex
Doubled my monthly contribution to help with the Logal Paul lawsuit! It's felt like society has been breaking down across the world recently, but there are still those of us who believe in the law, doing the right thing, and that just because someone has money does not mean they can act with impunity. Give him hell!
Jessica Jeffery
Just joining until the lawsuit is over 🥰
Jondeau Kassim
The best birthday gift
K Marie
WAIT a second.... is this what it meant in the 'End of Sam Bankman Fried' video when you said "you couldn't buy my influence for less than 10 million dollars"?? Wha---
Adrian Manea
If this trial will go ahead I would be increasing my subscription. Thank you my man !
M
I joined after I saw the news about Logan Paul, America’s walking dumpster fire.
Matej Mathez
Hi coffee, I am a fan of what you are doing, I came here to ask for help, there is a big crypto scam which happened 2 days ago, 330k people got scammed and 150m+ in funds, however, this time it’s different… they are making fun of the investors ( I have never seen such a thing). I got scammed for some small money, comparing to the other people, and honestly they don’t know what to do. If you or someone from your team could help to tell them what to do, would be much appreciated.
Bryan Lawson
I have seen half a dozen about you getting sued by Logan Paul. Will you be addressing? Or are you even allowed to?
Ashay Doshi
Hi Coffee! I have been one of your earliest subscribers. I finally took the plunge and became a Patron here. Keep up the quality work. And as always, lets get the bad guys!!!
LegendslayX
I joined your patreon because I love your content and want to contribute to your legal fund. Hope you saved all those videos where he thanked you and said he would never sue you lol.
SDJ
Been watching since the video about the pyramid scheme guys on shark tank. If this whole Logan Paul suing you thing is legit, then know that every person here more than likely will support you through whatever the hell he throws your way.
SadCwosant
🤌🏻. Youtube one day recommended you. It was about a world I had very little knowledge or interest in. I was bored as hell though and said, "eh, why not". After a few videos, subscribed. It usually takes me a ridiculous amount of time to commit and push that button but... THE QUALITY. THE FACTS. THE WORK. THE INTEGRITY. I have been binging the channel, learning. Then today at 4 AM, I stumbled upon a video posted by another Youtuber, that Logan has sued. This had me creating a Patreon solely to support this channel. Are there different ways to donate other than Patreon? I was going to tell you good luck with Logan, but then I realized that you don't need luck. Not when you're going to wipe the floor with that MF'er. Can't wait to wait to see Zilla come out and raze it all to the ground, restoring balance. DISCOVERY TIME BABYYYYYYYYYY.
Eddmar
Goodluck with Logan, Coffee tho we know this sht he's doing is just gonna expose him more 🤣
Patrick Foster
Coffee we are all here to support you against Logan
Craig Ricer
Thank you for this! Can you expose biaheza he is a fake guru who selling courses but claims to millionaire and makes income claims on his courses too
Brian Gibson
Fantastic in every aspect. Everyone did a great job behind the scenes and the actors as well.
Timmy Earickson
This video was amazing its so great to see you come so far!
ChaoticAsteroid
less goo new vid , will watch later tonight
Patrick Foster
Cant wait for the response on the lawsuit from Logan. What a tool.
Humberto Muñoz
Finally got a chance to see this, nice work bro. Really good high value production & storyline 👏 gotta say though I can't seem to find my name on the supported list lol. Regardless can't wait to see the next chapter & some new acting abilities haha
pi
loved the Glengarry Glen Ross reference. Coffee[zilla] is for closers.
Johnny Doesn't Reply
same, and same :)
Syed Ali
Hey coffe I need you to reply to my dm asap about a potential cyber security class scam. @ebaad.01 on insta
Cash Maxwell
I spnet 5$ on this and it was worth it lmaooo
Angie aka Mrs_Cuddelsworth
Fantastic!!
Jordan G
love the qr code hah
Jordan G
every video i spent far too long looking also :( lol!
Kevin Kwast
Great work! But I still can’t find my name at the end 🙃😆
Bruno Yorda
Super excited for where the lore is going! I love your work, Coffee.
Bruno Yorda
I know! I finally found my name :D
Ross Vincent
Big fan of the new legible Patreon credits!
Denis Mercure
two things I love is the fact you'r not an actor and your show
Angel Barranco
Merch?
alphabean11
I definitely feel this is the vibe Coffee was going for, and even more so thinking back on it after watching it and also remembering more Coffee lore. I’m far from being fully caught up on most of it so I’d say I’m probably 70% in the loop on lore, and I’ve watched probably 60-70% of his videos. I get the feeling that some people the joke may go over their heads. If some didn’t understand that the $10m studio was a joke, then there is going to be 5x that many people not realizing that something more damaging to Coffee’s reputation will actually be a joke as well. BUT, as I type this out, I just am realizing that this may just be Coffee’s plan anyways, give more “ammo” for people to use against Coffee when they want to bad talk him. They will hop on big talk shows and spout about how he was on Shark Tank and asked for a big loan and won’t realize that they are spouting lies about a funny internet meme the same way they are asking how he got money for the $10m studio (which the shark tank story is supposed to answer for the fictional studio in the first place, literally extrapolating the unbelievable nature of the $10m studio). I think my only concern is if people don’t take this as a satire and instead see it as an analogy piece for some real life event. That’s how I saw it initially when I first watched it, and didn’t know if that was Coffee’s intent, hence my initial question. Honestly I don’t mind either way, I obviously am a huge fan and am here spending my Saturday night nerding away about the potential impacts or meanings behind the fictional, or not fictional impacts of a creators content, but I respect whatever Coffee decides and just want to support his continued effort of helping show these crimes in light where they should be.
Max Koski
Let's think about that: Shark Tank isn't a show about people desperate to get loans, it's where desperate people show their businesses in the hopes of getting an investment. Not a huge distinction, but it is one. There is no cyberpunk-esque city if Io. The only thing even resembling reality involves crypto scams on YouTube. Safe bet is all of info we got was on his character, not him as a person.
Elizabeth Woodley
Love ittt 🎈 🎈 🎈
Aris Pattakos
Thank you coffee for all the amazing work! 👏👏👏 for Ed, the team, and the actors in the movie!
Alexandar04
This was great!!! I loved it!! Great work!
Disorder
I love this so much. What a treat! :D
Hamza H
Amazing !
Tech Otter
Amazing work! The writing, the acting, THE LORE! I can't wait to see where this goes! Also for anyone who didn't know clairewritesmusic on YT released Coffee's new outro. It definitely needs some fan love so go check it out!
Andy Jung
Great video!! Soooo. Is episode 2 coming out - sorry that wasn't clear to me lololol
K Marie
I keep replaying 2:05-2:12, it's got to be one of my favorite moments on the channel so far. I'm so hyped!!
K Marie
This was absolutely incredible! Seriously impressive how the production quality and world building just keeps outdoing itself with every new video. Huge congrats and thank you to everyone involved! I'm on the edge of my seat with this cliffhanger- it's crazy how much the binge watching model has made me desperate for immediate answers lol
alphabean11
I love the video! The way the lore surrounding Coffeezilla is evolving is putting the persona up there with the likes of Captain Disillusion. I do have a question though, the $10m studio is quite literally a joke, and this is played on with the trailer and played for laughs with Logan Paul, but the way the story is told, since there isn’t as much of a complete disconnect from the real person (the actual individual playing Coffeezilla, and the persona of Coffeezilla) it leads to some confusion in the storytelling that I wonder if a lot may get confused about. Are you telling everyone that you, as an individual took a deal and were paid on Shark Tank? Or is this just lore based storytelling from the YouTube persona? The blur between those two is hard to tell the difference and I couldn’t tell which story was being told as it wasn’t super clear to me and I am someone who has been watching your content for a long time. I just wanted to provide my perspective as an outsider as this is going up to major audiences.
Emily
So cool and fun! I know it'll probably be a one-time thing but Loren Ipsum Cat is my new favorite character in the Coffeezilla Cinematic Universe
Random alThor
AWESOME!!!
ultima9
Absolutely loved it!
ultima9
🎈🎈🎈🎈
Matthew Lanke
Is this what the Exposing Coffeezilla trailer was referring to? Description on the trailer indicates it's on your Patreon now, and this uploaded the same day, but the name is different. I'm confused lol
Dragonoid9810
This already looks so sick! I'm glad I signed up on here, I can't wait to see which path of Memory Lane you go down next
Meli Bear
Dropped my subscription a month or two ago to trim down my finances because I just bought a house, but I gotta see this right now so here I am back again.
Lucas Bankert
When is the exposing coffeezilla video dropping on here?
Mason Schmidgall
Awesome! Say, is there a pattern to the names at the end? I can't seem to find my name
noeggsandsam
🎈🎈🎈
Unlucky13
This is such a good story I was always wondering what happened when Maxwell said in the 3AC video "Not unless you want people how you actually afforded that 10 million dollar studio" God that scratches such a good itch I always thought about that like what does he mean!? This is better then a lot of Hollywood "block busters" Love your work Coffeezilla GOD SPEED!
Cauê Gomes
I've just finished the video and I want to see more 🥹. Congratulations on reaching this milestone! Here, take these three _special_ balloons 🎈🎈🎈 as a gift.
Eric Vicenti
what a beautiful start to the coffeezilla cinematic universe!!
Sarah Watson
I heard Coffeezilla is addicted to caffeine pills
Mohsin Naqvi
finally I can say I got something for being a supporter lol J/K
Mike Gervasi
I'm intrigued now...
Rob D
This was fun, thank you
Donald
Is there a good way to get a 300+ million dollar crypto embezzlement scam in front of Coffeezilla. Aside from a milktoast article that Axios put out it hasn't received any real media attention. The guy preyed on many desperate people for years. A man had to leave his pregnant wife in Spain to take a job in Germany. Another man who also signed a court declaration said he could have provided comfort for his dying mother if he had been paid what he was owed. I have put up all the information including some of the court declarations from my civil case on the site www.patrickpaypeople.com I am sorry to be posting like this. I am just not sure how to get any confirmation that anyone from coffeezilla's team has looked at this. Thank you.
Gareth Molyneux
Wait wait wait YOU CANNOT LEAVE IT THERE!
Joel Austin H.
Yes ! haven't watched all the way yet but I got to where your stareing at techleads picture and the Charlie Day board. Glad your calling him out . He's flagging creators on YT that are critical of him. He's a major jerkoff.
Scott
adding the TechLead QR code was a nice touch. I wonder how many people will scan the code.
Waseem Shabout
Coffee flashing tech leads ethereum address. Wat means https://platform.arkhamintelligence.com/explorer/address/0x5922b0BBAe5182f2B70609f5dFD08f7DA561F5A4
walter kosner
All hail our king, coffee
Harry Moore
You remember when you had that subathon to reach a million by Christmas and missed it? Lol you were just charging up to reach your next power level... not that long later and a million was breezed past straight to three and a half. Love seeing you thrive. Love seeing all the experimentation, been there since 100k subs and I can't wait to see what ya do next.
Osman M
WHAT
Rodrigo Chaves
Yessirr
EyeJ
Sweet!
Nick Frimpong
Finally, it is here! Watching it immediately!