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Help! My tree has fallen and it can't get up!
🕑 Added 2024-07-08 02:07:34 +0000 UTCHeh, I'm punny.
Okay, in all seriousness, this is my life right now.
In the first phot you can see my sexy ride and how close the falling tree was to it. If you look close I think you can see my trashcan buried in there. It's hard to see since it's black, but it's in there! You see those steps and the small landing? That's the side entrance to my place. My driveway goes up to it and beyond for another ten feet or so. If I parked all the way down there, you would be seeing the tail end of my Highlander, if it wasn't totally hidden by lush leaves.
In the second photo you can see where the tree snapped itself in half. It's a little hard to see clearly because I used my phone's inbuilt zoom. If you look closely, you can see some vines spanning the gap between what's still in the ground and what fell. That shit had NOT finished falling and is being held in place by those vines. My ass isn't getting anywhere near that shit until I know its safe.
In the third image, you can see that some of it hit my roof and is hiding half of my goddamn house. While no windows were broken, I am not one hundred percent sure on the roof. I suspect there might be damage, but until the big ass broken as fuck tree is gone, there's no real telling. Oh, by the way, that whole side of the house buried? That's where my fucking bedroom is! Hearing that shit snapping sounded almost like gunshots. Seeing the shadow of the tree falling through the blinds on my windows was fucking terrifying.
So, yeah, that happened today around 1pm or so.
Also, I apologize for the swearing for those of you who do not appreciate it. After the day I had, I've allowed myself a bit more rum than I probably should have.
Which brings us to picture number four! This one has nothing to do with today and is just a wonderful snapshot of my lovely little girl Nala. She's just laying out in the yard among the dandelions and enjoying the sun on her back. Isn't she lovely?
Anyway. I'm going to go get a third rum and coke, which I probably shouldn't do, then relax and maybe go steal stuff in Skyrim for giggles.
Until next time!
Comments
Cody S.
Right?!
Troy Malloy
dog
Cody S.
No storm brought this thing down. It was a bright, fucking hot, day today. It just... fell. No heavy winds, no rain, no nothing. Just snap, crackle, pop, boom!
Finn Ryan
My goodness! so sorry to hear that. I hope the repairs don’t cost much I feel like so many trees have been losing limbs this year. The storms have been crazy.
