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BIG BUBBA. Recruit #344
🕑 Added 2025-08-27 07:00:08 +0000 UTCEvery summer, the town near BIG BUBBA's farm would host the Fun & Guns in the Sun Wrestlehawgs Sunfest Fest wrestling event in the football stadium. He never participated, but this year, one of the wrestlers from the city, "The Urban Mauler", kept putting down country folk in his trash talk. BUBBA wasn't about to let that fly.
At the farm, BUBBA's days began before dawn, wrestling with stubborn tractors, hefting bales of hay that weighed more than a small car, and corralling livestock that seemed to have a personal vendetta against cooperation. His hands were thick as oven mitts and calloused like old leather. His shoulders, broad as a barn door, could bear burdens that would buckle lesser men.
The local toughs, men who prided themselves on their barroom brawling and amateur grappling, felt their hearts sink when they saw the gargantuan BUBBA join their ranks. Every year, they'd thanked their lucky stars that he wasn't participating.
The Mauler was all flash and bluster, a sculpted and lean Adonis from the city, who spoke of country folk as "soft" and "easy pickings." Something in BUBBA, a deep-seated pride for his farming heritage, snapped. He lumbered forward, his denim vest straining at the seams, and declared he'd take on The Mauler to shut him up.
The crowd, including a lot of local farmers and their families, erupted in cheers, recognizing one of their own. The Mauler, initially dismissive, scoffed at BUBBA's "husky bod" and "farm boy" attire. But the moment BUBBA stepped into the ring, the ground seemed to tremble. He moved with a surprising agility for a man his size, his muscles rippling beneath his skin like disturbed earth.
He didn't have fancy moves or intricate techniques. His wrestling was as straightforward and powerful as the land he worked: grab, lift, throw, pin. His signature move, the "Harvest Drop," involved hoisting his opponent high above his head and then bringing them down with the force of a falling anvil.
The Mauler, his arrogance replaced by a growing unease, tried every dirty trick in the book, but nothing could budge BIG BUBBA. Blows that would have shattered lesser men bounced off BUBBA's frame like pebbles. As the fight wore on, the Mauler began to tire, his sculpted muscles screaming in protest.
BUBBA clamped a big gloved paw around The Mauler's midsection, lifted him clean off the ground, and applied a "Hay Baler" squeeze that sent The Mauler gasping for air and the referee intervening briefly.
With a final, earth-shattering roar, BUBBA grabbed The Urban Mauler, lifted him with ease, and executed a perfect "Harvest Drop." The crowd roared as the Mauler landed with a thud that shook the entire fairground. The referee counted to three, and BIG BUBBA, the colossal wrestler from the farming country, stood victorious.
Stats: 9'2" 1632 lbs.
[written with some help from AI]
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Real Thick
9'2" 1632 lbs.! My partner pegged him at about 400lbs. if he was normal height.
Joshua Dwayne Mathis
What is BIG BUBBA Weight & Height?
Real Thick
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ThickMassiveAI
Bubba, I'd like to thank you for standing up for country folk. I'm not sure what I can do to repay- whoa! *Bubba flips me around and pulls down my pants*
