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Book 7, chapters 69 and 70
🕑 Added 2024-09-18 01:50:23 +0000 UTCComing hard and fast now. Lots of a little retcons you probably don't need to know about. Minor one... Team retribution still has changelings in the Dream throne room. Like always at the end, this is an asshole tier cliffhanger.
Chapter 69
Remaining Teams:
The Princess Posse
Team Retribution (castle occupied by War Mage Rebellion forces)
The Dream (castle occupied by Team Retribution forces)
The Reavers
The War Mage Rebellion.
Time until the War Mage Rebellion wins the castle: 5 hours, 57 minutes.
Time until the Larracos city defenses activate: 27 minutes.
“Oh, that’s nice,” I grumbled, seeing the report that the lava abatement had been interrupted by the Bear Witness spell. I’m not certain what the original plan had been to stop the literal river of lava pouring into Larracos, but whatever it was, it hadn’t worked. A slow-moving glob of molten rock was just about to enter Shanty Town, headed straight for the giant hole in the ground. I could just hear Elle right now, bitching about how it had been a bone-headed plan.
None of that was going to matter if we didn’t get the war mages out of that castle.
I stumbled out the front of the former Madness stronghold just as the massive ball of flesh rolled into view, barreling toward us in the distance. The goddamned thing was huge, bigger than I was expecting. It was still dark and cloudy, and I could barely see anything, but a giant, quivering ball of rolling flesh with a god-sized dick hanging out of it was pretty hard to miss. The rainbow, I noted, was now gone. The ball would reach the field of corpses in about a minute.
Despite my proximity to two gods, my Scavenger’s Daughter patch did not activate. I assumed that would change the moment the two gods were freed.
There was a health bar over the battle formation, but it was still in the green. We’d have to kill the thing before everyone was freed.
Between us and the ball was where they’d dropped the corpses. There were thousands of them out there. The original plan had been for Bodi to retreat and have the pursuing forces walk right into the field of corpses just as Donut cast You’re Not Done Yet. The map was nothing but a field of Xs.
Rosetta just sent out a message telling everyone to defend Larracos, but I didn’t know how many people we actually had available to face the war mages as most everyone was in the ball. I’d sent out a dozen questions trying to figure out what was happening, and nobody was answering me.
It appeared Li Na had simply left her synergy tower, and nobody knew where she was. Donut and Ferdinand were going back and forth because Ferdinand wasn’t able to get back into the Desperado Club and was now being chased through the city. Juice Box was missing as well. Britney, who’d been deep in Larracos at the time of the attack was also running for her life.
It still wasn’t clear what, exactly, was chasing them. I’d thought there had only been a handful of these war mage guys. I prayed they all escaped.
The new ruleset basically said it was every team for themselves. If we won, all the NPCs would die and vice versa. That was going to be a huge problem. But for right now, we needed to focus on getting those assholes out of the castle. And not to let Juice Box and Ferdinand die in the meantime.
According to the Peeling phase rules, if Juice Box and Ferdinand both fell, we wouldn’t automatically lose. The war mages would still have to hold the castle for six hours. But all the existing NPCs on Team Retribution would now just drop dead. And if that happened, there was no way we’d get to that castle.
Li Jun’s sacrifice had bought Donut enough time to cast her spell once the ball reached the corpses, but she was going to have to flee after that. But would that even matter? She was marked for death by the mute god.
Carl: If Harpocrates continues to chase you after that ball breaks apart, get into a safe room until he goes away.
In theory, Harpocrates would stop chasing Donut the moment Meatus escaped that goddamned ball. But only in theory. I didn’t want to think about what would happen if he didn’t turn away. Li Jun had bought Donut enough time. Hopefully it would be enough.
Donut: I CAN’T LEAVE THE TOWER. I NEED TO COVER THOSE ENTERING THE CITY.
Carl: Goddamnit, Donut. You can’t help anybody if you’re dead.
Donut: I DON’T HAVE TIME RIGHT NOW, CARL. I’M TRYING TO SHOOT A WAR MAGE GHOUL THING. IT’S CALLED A ZAROGOTH. THEY’RE EVERYWHERE ALL OF A SUDDEN.
Carl: A what?
Donut: THAT’S WHAT IT SAYS THEY ARE. ZAROGOTHS. THEY’RE LIKE FAT, MOVING SHADOWS LEAKING OIL ALL OVER THE PLACE. THEY’RE EVERYWHERE, AND IT SAYS THEY’RE ALL ON THE WAR MAGE TEAM. I WANT TO TRY MINION ARMY ON THEM AFTER I DEAL WITH THE BALL.
Minion Army would freeze Donut in place for five minutes.
Carl: Absolutely not.
Mordecai: Oh, fuck me. Zarogoths are generated mobs. The war mages built a generator.
Rosetta: Donut, look for the antenna. It’ll be inside of Larracos somewhere. It’s what they’re using to build them. Shoot the antenna, and the monsters will collapse. I don’t know what it will look like, but this is a similar spell to the Remex quest you stopped on the third floor mixed with a ghoul generator from the train levels. Find the antenna, kill it, and the mobs will all die at once.
Donut: I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO LOOK FOR.
Rosetta: We had these things during my crawl. It’ll be something very, very hot. Probably the hottest thing in the city. It’s made from a soul crystal with an attached capacitor unit that’s capturing souls and corrupting them. It’s re-routing demon eviction, too. Look where the monsters are the thickest. If you shoot it, it’ll explode, so be careful.
Donut: THE HOTTEST THING IS THE GIANT STREAM OF LAVA ABOUT TO ENTER THE CITY. SOMEONE SHOULD PROBABLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.
Rosetta: Keep looking. It’ll be hotter than that.
Tipid: Maybe Donut should start blowing up the city defense towers?
Donut: I ONLY HAVE TWO PAWS, TIPID.
Louis: Don’t you have four?
Donut: LOUIS FOCUS ON YOUR OWN SAFETY RIGHT NOW.
Britney: Hitting the towers won’t work. They are covered in protections. If she tries, I think they’ll activate on their own early.
Baroness Victory: Britney is correct. Don’t target the towers before they’re active unless you want them all to turn on.
I started running full speed toward the rolling ball. Behind me, Dong, again mounted on Gonk, shouted and started to follow, leaving the others—Jamal, the two survivors from Burcu’s team, along with Bigs and Rend—behind. We were miles and miles from Larracos right now, but there was a safe room entrance just down the hill. I sent a message to Jamal telling him to lead the others there and wait for me.
I needed to stay here for right now. Because Eris had turned off the Witness spell, they were all going to be awake once the ball broke. I was pretty sure we outnumbered them, especially now that I’d taken the Madness troops, but it was going to be chaos. Chaos with two gods mixed in.
We were going to have to scatter, but if I could rally enough crawlers, we could come back here and shortcut through the saferoom to Larracos and assist there in the fight against the war mages.
Shit, shit, shit. I glanced at the clock. A little over 25 minutes until the city defense system fell into war mage hands. I was starting to realize there was no way I’d get there in time. And once it turned on, we’d have five and a half hours to get them out of that castle. We were in fucking trouble.
While I was starting to understand what was happening with the war mages, I still didn’t know why.
Carl: Victory, what can you tell me? Why aren’t these assholes working with the NPCs? Don’t they want the same thing? And where the hell did Agatha come from?
Instead of answering directly, the baroness suddenly cracked into existence next to me. I quickly passed her, and she grunted and started running alongside, despite my incredible speed.
“Their motivations are unclear, even to me,” Victory said once she caught up. “I do not know if they anticipated that Agatha would be named as a co-warlord. The system is going all in with them. They were just assigned an adjutant as well. Deng Bao, the grixist who was the orc adjutant. He’s the only one who would do it. He is in Larracos with the war mages right now trying to unravel what is going on. That castle is still submerged, by the way. The war mages apparently can breathe underwater. Deng Bao cannot.”
“Wait, Agatha is co-warlord?” I asked.
“Yes. If you look in your interface, you can see them listed now. Agatha is co-warlord, similar to what happened with Juice Box and Ferdinand. Ferdinand was added because the system didn’t allow Juice Box access to the warlord menu. It’s the same with Akuma, the other leader. I do not know if she consulted with them or not about those emergency action items, but they were speaking even before Drick called foul. I do not know their plans, but it appears the residual and the war mage have a common goal and are working together for now. All we know is that they are fighting against the other NPCs and are trying to kill all of you as quickly as possible. They are surrounding the castle with their generated soldiers and are planning on holding out the six hours. Once those defensive towers turn on, you aren’t going to get in there without a terrible cost.”
“Yes, but why was Agatha chosen in the first place? I was ordered by Zev earlier not to even talk to her. That came directly from the Syndicate prime minister guy himself and now she’s a goddamned warlord. Did the AI set that up? Why?”
Donut: OKAY, IT’S CLOSE ENOUGH. I’M GOING TO CAST NOW. EVERYONE LOOK OUT.
Ahead, the giant ball slowed. It was still about a quarter mile away. I skidded to a stop. Dong trotted up. He had his sock over his shoulder and had his lance out, as if he was ready to charge.
The form of Meatus waved back and forth, making the ball look like a massive sperm. The head of the member was inside the ball and supposedly still wrapped around that other god, whom I couldn’t see at all. The ball pulsated, and now I could hear them as well, all screaming.
Holy shit, I thought the moment I heard them. Donut’s plan to get them away from the gods had kept them from all getting crushed to death, but this seemed barely better. The roar was like that of a crowd at a football game or concert. Nobody inside the ball was in the chat, so maybe they’re weren’t truly conscious. Plus I knew from experience that when these things broke apart, all the individuals were mostly fine. Still, those screams were terrible to hear.
“I know this should probably be obvious, but what, exactly, is Donut’s plan right now?” Victory asked.
“She hasn’t told me,” I said. “I’m assuming she’s going to cast You’re Not Done Yet on the corpses. They’ll target enemy soldiers.”
“You’re not going to question her?” Victory asked.
“No. I trust her.”
A figure rushed up and leaned against my side, panting.
“Rend. You’re supposed to stay with Jamal,” I said, reaching down to pat the tunny acher on the head.
He let out a deep giggle. Gonk the yak snorted at the giant meatball.
I looked over my shoulder and saw the horrifying shape of Jamal in the distance near the small building that was a saferoom entrance. I couldn’t see the others, but he’d just sent a message that they were waiting at the door and that Rend had run off.
Another figure suddenly appeared next to Victory. This was another adjutant. One I hadn’t met yet, and it was a type of alien I’d never seen before. The thing was a round, basketball-like creature standing upon three, long, multi-jointed legs. The round ball was covered in black dots that might be eyeballs. I was pretty sure this was a type of alien called a “tripod.” I’d heard of them, but I’d never seen one before. They were supposedly completely without emotion, like extra asshole versions of Spock from Star Trek.
Former Prime Minister Fopsy.
Adjutant for The Dream.
This is a non-combatant observer.
The creature said nothing and scuttled off to the side. But the moment I saw him, I had a sudden revelation that should have been obvious. Epitome Tagg had fled into the forest. He was outside when the Witness spell had been cast, meaning the warlord for the Dream was in the ball somewhere, too.
“Something’s coming,” Dong said, interrupting, pointing at the sky just as chaos broke out in front of us.
Two meteors shot across the darkness toward the ball of screaming flesh. They arced across the sky like artillery fire.
Donut: Those light things aren’t coming from me. There are four of them, and they came from inside Larracos! Two moving toward Carl, one moving toward Harpocrates and another moving west. I think it’s headed toward where Louis is!
Another light—this one burning black and purple—shot across the darkness and intercepted the two meteors. It hit one, continued its momentum and hit the second, which angled off. This was followed by what looked like a magical explosion. In that moment the sky was lit, I saw that other, third light was Bianca, who appeared to have been injured in the blast. She opened her mouth in what might have been a howl if I could hear, pivoted in the night sky, and then plummeted out of sight, leaving a streak of sizzling purple smoke in the air.
As Bianca crashed, the remaining meteor that had been knocked off course did a loop-de-loop and then slammed directly into the ball.
Was it a missile? I couldn’t tell what that was. Nothing seemed to happen. Maybe Bianca had disarmed it?
At the same moment, Donut cast the spell. She did, indeed, cast a tower-enhanced version of You’re Not Done Yet. And the moment she did, the entire world in front of us burst into activity. The Xs on the map all started to blink.
System Message: Warlord Princess Donut has committed another Atrocity. Wow. What a naughty kitty. I sure hope she isn’t forced to cast a third.
Victory muttered something about the system-wide message subsystem degrading. I barely heard her as I watched the field in front of us, equally horrified and fascinated. The darkness started to rustle and swell. Before, I couldn’t see the corpses at all except on the map. But now I had a sense of them, like an unsteady sea under a new moon. A sea that abruptly and rapidly started to boil as the flesh was torn from the bodies of all the corpses, all at once.
Riiiiip. The sound came, louder even than the screams. It was the sound of tearing fabric. I was relieved I couldn’t see it.
This was followed by a cacophony of zipping noises, like thousands of cable ties being pulled together, one after another. These were not in unison. This was the sound of the flaps of sentient skin as they started to fly through the air and onto the ball of flesh, each seeking a target.
The fleshers flapped onto the ball and started crawling around the outside, skittering like manta rays across the ocean floor. I watched, horrified as most of the dark shapes disappeared, slipping their way inside the ball, pushing themselves into the crevasses and cracks. They would be seeking those marked as enemies, which would be the Dream soldiers and those from the Reavers.
But, they were also still invulnerable while part of the ball. What would happen, then? How long would the fleshers last? The ball continued to pulsate and throb. The health bar didn’t appear to move.
Donut: OKAY NOW I’M GOING TO START HITTING THE BALL WITH MISSILES TO BREAK IT APART. WATCH OUT BECAUSE EVERYONE IS GOING TO GO EVERYWHERE. I’LL ALSO CAST BAD ATTITUDE THE MOMENT THE BALL BREAKS. THAT’LL MAKE THE BAD GUYS PANIC. EVERYONE IS GOING TO HAVE TO RUN.
Carl: Wait, where is Harpocrates? Is he still moving toward you?
Rosetta: He’ll be on Donut in about two minutes, but I think he’ll turn back to you the moment Meatus is free from the ball. Donut, better cast now.
Fwum. The ball quivered from an impact of Donut’s Magic Missile, followed shortly by the loud crack from the spell. The health bar went down a sliver, but it was still in the green.
Donut: HMM. MAYBE I SHOULD CAST WALL OF FIRE UNDER IT, BUT I DON’T WANT TO KILL THE FLESHERS YET OR HURT OUR PEOPLE WHEN IT BREAKS.
The entire ball shuddered as the fleshers continued to move across the surface, skittering as they searched out targets. The sight of them filled me with a deep, primal revulsion.
Something wet was on my face, and I rubbed my hand across my cheek. It came back red. Blood. It was literally misting blood in the air after the skin was ripped from all the corpses. Rend was making a slurping noise as he gleefully licked at the ground.
Another magic missile hit the ball. At this rate, it was going to take five minutes for her to kill the thing. We didn’t have the time. I pulled a full-strength hob-lobber and extended my xistera. I was hesitant to throw a bomb at all of our allies plus two gods, but what choice did I have? We had to hurry.
Just as I prepared to toss, something happened, and I paused. The ball didn’t break apart, but something burst from it, shooting straight up into the air, like the ball was a whale and the figure had escaped via a blowhole. It was clearly a person, which was just mystifying. The form rocketed straight up, waving their arms like they were trying to fly, hovered as they hit the apex, and then plummeted, slamming into the ground in the grass between us and the ball. The person did not get up, but they were clearly still alive. A single, slender arm rose in the air, as if they were calling for help. It was a human woman. On the map, she had the purple outline of an off-worlder, but she didn’t have a glow that indicated she was a member of any army.
“What the hell? Who is that?” I asked, stepping forward.
“Uh,” Victory said. “That’s... that’s a good question.”
Fopsy the tripod adjutant spoke for the first time. “Interesting. There is nothing in the current ruleset that deals with this eventuality. I believe there is nothing to do except observe and report.”
The woman started pulling herself toward us. I could see she was screaming, but I couldn’t hear her. She was wearing armor that looked oddly familiar.
Holy crap, I thought upon realizing who this was.
Carl: Donut, did you cast Laundry Day?
Donut: NO.
A dark shape fluttered off the ball, falling and spinning like a leaf. Then a second and third. The creatures hit the ground and started scuttling toward her. Fleshers. The first one pounced and wrapped around the woman’s legs. Her scream went up in pitch, and now I could hear her as the flesher moved up her body, dissolving her own flesh.
“Should we help her?” Dong asked.
“No,” I said. “Wait until it kills her, and then I’ll take it out.”
“Oh, fuck my balls,” Victory said after a moment. “That’s Nami.”
Nami was the “influencer” who was supposedly driving Eris the goddess of chaos, who was inside the ball. Someone had removed the goddess’s soul armor, ejecting the driver, and that had somehow caused her to be rejected by the ball. But if Donut hadn’t done it...
“There’s a war mage in there!” I shouted. That’s what that meteor thing had been. Instead of a teleport, they’d cast some long-range jump spell. There had been two meteors, but Bianca had killed one and caused its head to explode. The thing had smacked into the ball and had... what? Managed to dig its way to Eris just to free her? What was their purpose? There were two gods here, and two of the war mages had come. They’d also fired toward the other two gods. So what were they doing? Another magic missile slammed into the ball. I prepared to toss my bomb, but I paused once again.
“Wait a minute,” I muttered, thinking hard. In front of us, the flesher of Nami the influencer stood to her feet. The skin was that of a dromedarian, much too big for her frame, and it draped over her like a ghost costume. It groaned as a second and third flesher attached themselves to the form. If we waited too long, another war mage would be born. I re-routed my hoblobber and tossed it at the creature. Blam! It killed her and the fleshers all at once.
“Are you fucking kidding me?” Victory suddenly burst out. She had her head in the air, eyes flashing. She turned and gave an incredulous look to Fopsy. “This can’t be real.”
“Bao has not called foul. It doesn’t appear there’s a rule against it,” the tripod said. “It would require the spell to be level 19 at least. Maybe 18, but they could fight it. And it won’t work against sponsored gods. That explains why they ejected her, but not how they got the spell so powerful in the first place.”
“They’re using potions, not the spell,” Victory said. “They’ll have to be hell-kissed versions. Those will be level 18. But, it also means using the potion is likely suicide for the caster if the level disparity is too high.”
“Interesting,” Fopsy said. All the eyes on the adjutant’s round body twinkled as he moved through his menus, glittering like a disco ball. “Ahh, I see. You are correct. They traded the Gate of the Feral Gods with a minion at the Midnight Market in exchange for five of the potions.”
Victory made a tsking sound. “Of course. The dungeon generated buckets of those potions for that whole ‘attendant’ mechanic on the 12th. Stuff like that always leaks into the market.”
“What the hell are you talking about?” I asked, dread rising. “They traded away the Gate of the Feral Gods? To who? For what?”
Samantha: A WAR MAGE JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND TOSSED A CONSCRIPTION POTION ON YARILLO, AND IT WORKED! BUT THE MOMENT HE CAST THE SPELL, THE WAR MAGE GUY JUST BLEW UP! IT RUINED MY PLAN TO USE YARILLO TO SAVE LOUIS, AND NOW I GOTTA DO IT MYSELF! YARILLO JUST TOOK OFF RUNNING! HE IS ALWAYS DISAPPOINTING ME. NOW I GOTTA MOVE ONTO PLAN B.
Holy fucking shit. The war mages were conscripting gods into their army. I examined, again, the enormous ball in front of us. There were two gods in there, locked away. The health on the thing was now in the red.
Carl: Donut, stop!
Li Na: Donut, do not break the ball apart.
Donut: WHAT? WHAT? AND WHERE ARE YOU LI NA?
If they managed to control one of the two gods in there, especially Eris, they could just end us all with a swipe. I took a fine healing potion ball, and I tossed it onto the battle formation with my xistera. The potion arced through the air and disappeared as it crashed against the wall of flesh. The giant thing commenced healing. I started to slowly back away. “Dong, Rend, back to the saferoom. Now.”
Li Na: I was installing my brother’s eye into myself. I also managed to stop the mage from getting to Harpocrates. I am not strong enough yet to stop the god on my own. He paused because of the deflector towers, but he’ll soon push past them to get to Donut. I suggest you run.
I sent a private message to Li Na, telling her to grab that potion off the corpse of the war mage, but to be careful with it. She didn’t reply.
Carl: Donut, can you still steer the ball? One of the two gods in there is going to be under control of the war mage team when you break it apart! Steer the ball back toward the city and then get out of the tower! If Harpocrates is still free, then hopefully he’ll keep the other gods in check.
Donut: CARL OUR FRIENDS ARE IN THERE, AND NOW IT’S COVERED WITH FLESHERS WHO MIGHT TURN AGAINST US AT ANY MOMENT. I NEED TO BREAK IT OPEN NOW.
Carl: I know, but wait and listen. I’m trying to keep our friends safe for as long as possible. If the war mages are trying to kill us, then that god is going to kill them on their behalf. New plan. Keep the ball intact for as long as possible. So set its direction and leave.
Warlord Carl: Everyone who is free of that ball. Listen to Rosetta’s orders. Get to Larracos. Get there now.
The two adjutants were completely ignoring me and in a rapid back-and-forth conversation.
Fopsy the tripod scuttled forward. “At first I thought her motivations were curious, but I do believe I understand them now in light of the news that the AI is rapidly spreading in influence. I suspect the residual in control of the war mage team isn’t just trying to win Faction Wars and zero out the crawlers. She’s trying to stop the ascendency game as soon as possible as well.”
“But why?” Victory asked. “They’re usually trying to talk the AI into joining their religion or whatever they do. What’s her purpose?”
Fopsy made a strange, clicking noise. “It’s unclear what their normal intentions are, but this season is far from normal. Once the ascendency is considered finished, assuming there are no crawlers left, it automatically triggers the system’s shutdown and hibernation sequence. That’s a hard-coded limitation, which allows elemental reclamation before it is woken back up. Now that the AI is spreading, this is a possible alternative to the failsafe. All of this makes sense if the residual now believes the local AI is a threat to the Eulogist. What I do not understand is how she convinced the war mages to assist her.” He paused and regarded me. “I have additional theories, but I will not voice them in the presence of a combatant.”
Ahead, the ball started moving again, rolling away toward Larracos. In the distance, a form shot into the air, bobbing a few times before it decided to follow. Bianca.
And that was when I noticed dozens of fleshers on the ground, hesitantly moving in our direction, furtively scuttling across the surface. They weren’t supposed to attack me, but the pickings were suddenly thin.
“Time to go,” I said, patting Rend on the head. He had not left my side. I turned back toward the saferoom entrance, and I ran.
Chapter 70
I burst into the saferoom. I had to wait for the others to pile in behind me. I spared a quick glance to Mordecai, who was sitting at the table with Ruby on his lap, reading a book. The cleaner bot hovered nearby and also appeared to be listening to the story. Anne of Green Gables, which gave me pause. My grandparents had that book in their home in Texas. I remembered my mom had said it was one of the few things from her own childhood that they’d kept when they’d moved.
I almost said something, but I held back, seeing how young Ruby clutched onto Mordecai, how she had her misshapen head on his shoulder. I had a sudden memory of Katia and Annie from the dream, and I realized this was the same thing. He thinks it’s over, and this is how he’s choosing to spend his last few hours. If Donut died, he’d be done. I wasn’t sure exactly what would happen to him with the quarantine, but I knew he’d be out of the dungeon, and he would never see Ruby or any of the other kids again.
When Big Things happen on such a large scale, it’s easy to forget sometimes that these Big Things are also happening to the little things in the world.
That was from a goddamned AI description way back on the sixth floor, yet it stuck with me.
We had to keep moving. We only had minutes.
The others finally finished entering the saferoom behind me. I quickly dialed to the Larracos gate using the doggie door.
Dong Quixote was no longer with us, and that was because he was riding Gonk. He’d go straight to the pet stables, and I ordered him to Shanty Town instead which had an appropriate exit for the swamp yak.
The door in front of me beeped, indicating it was ready. “Rend, you go first. The stairs are steep. Jamal, hold up the rear but don’t jump off the tower. Your new legs are strong, but they’re not that strong.” Rend grunted. Bigs the slug now sat atop the meatball’s head. The other two survivors of Burcu’s team—now both official members of the Princess Posse whether they liked it or not—continued to sob, but they followed along. “Stay with me, guys,” I said. They didn’t respond, but they followed.
We went back outside, coming to that same tower in the middle of the Larracos College of Magic that we’d first used all those days earlier. The tower was a dorm for professors, and the saferoom exit took us into the cafeteria on the top floor. This was where we all were gathering. The college had a front gate, and the NPCs had managed to keep the grounds under their control as the zarogoth mobs pressed their attack. We stepped out into chaos.
Entering Larracos. City of Broken Dreams.
You are on the 50th level of the city. You are on the campus of the Larracos College of Magic.
Warning: This city is under siege.
Warning: The city defense system is powering up and will target you.
Time until the towers are operational: 13 minutes.
We hurried down the spiral stairs as I took it all in. From this height, I could see multiple fights at once on all the lower rings, despite the billowing smoke. The monsters were all tall, strangely fat, obsidian creatures. They looked like overweight ghouls from the train floor, but completely black. They were too far for the info box to pop up, but when multiple stood together, it was impossible to tell how many there were. They used their claws and what appeared to be a short range, magical ray attack. As I watched, a stairwell down and across the way detonated as someone blew the fuses, causing a whole mess of the strange mobs to plummet away. Fires burned everywhere. Smoke filled the city. The waterfall across the way had stopped. I knew the slow plod of the lava flow would soon replace it.
The tower next to this one—the same tower I’d watch them build when we’d first arrived—hummed ominously. The massive jewel atop the pillar glowed red. I spared a quick glance at the thing, which had a countdown timer over it.
City Defense Tower Number 22. Red Jeweled.
This is an automatic tower.
You may not examine this tower’s defenses.
Fires a level-five Fire Lance at a target within range.
This tower has been upgraded the maximum of five times.
Two times range enhancement.
Three times speed enhancement.
At its current speed, this tower will fire ten times per second.
I continued to hurry down the stairs, Rend and Bigs running in front of me. The meatball barely fit on the spiral staircase. The two others followed as Jamal’s spider legs click-clacked on the stairs.
Carl: Donut, where are you?
Donut: I’M STILL IN THE NEST TOWER, CARL.
I instinctively looked up, and despite the angle, I could see the top of the Nest tower, glowing in the dark, hovering ominously over the entire funnel. We’d deliberately built the tower as close to the border with Larracos as possible, which would give Donut a clear view of most of the city if she needed it.
The moment I looked up, I received a terrifying update.
You are in the presence of a deity. The Scavenger’s Daughter has opened her eyes.
You are now within range of the god Harpocrates.
Temporary effect from Harpocrates:
Level 15 Pied Piper skill.
Carl: Goddamnit Donut, get the hell out of there. The god is here!
Donut: I CAN SEE THAT, CARL. HE’S STOPPED AT THE EDGE OF THE CITY AND ISN’T COMING IN. I THINK IT’S THE DEFLECTOR TOWERS! HE CAN’T SEE ME ANYWAY. I’M WEARING THE STUPID GHOULIE SUIT AND AM INVISIBLE. THE BALL SHOULD BE HERE SOON.
Carl: You’re on top of the biggest goddamned tower on the floor shooting magic missiles. Of course he sees you.
Rosetta: Donut, I’m with Carl. Harpocrates hasn’t cast his worst spells because he’s generally a good guy. He doesn’t want to level the town if he doesn’t have to. But he’s still a god. He’s already angry. At any second he’s going to cast a level-20 Sonic Boom. You need to get out of there.
Donut: I SHOULD PROBABLY MENTION THERE’S ANOTHER GOD GUY COMING, TOO. I THINK THAT’S YARILLO. HE’S STILL A WAYS AWAY.
Li Na: Harpocrates hasn’t entered the Shanty Town because he has been stopped by a pair of changelings in the form of ogre basilica guards. It appears the ogres with golden skin have the ability to stop gods from passing a threshold, and it also appears gods are not willing to attack them. They are standing firm. Hopefully they, too, won’t needlessly die. Donut, finish your task as quickly as possible.
I reached the bottom of the stairs and moved into the crowd. Most of the people here were with Team Retribution, but we did have a handful of crawlers mixed in. If there was any organization to the group, I didn’t see it. I started to push my way to the front.
A group of Semeru dwarves, all with their ornate parade armor, stood at the front gate to the college, pushing back a rush of the shadowy mobs who were trying to fight their way inside. The gate pushed open, and several of the large, strange mobs surged toward the crowd.
One of the dwarves screamed as an orange ray shot from the zarogoth’s mouth. The dwarf fell onto his back, and the mob started to laugh, the sound not unlike the giggles from Rend. Another Semeru hacked at the mob, slashing a deep rent in the bulbous stomach of the monster, and black liquid gushed out, causing the monster to deflate and then die. The fallen Semeru, who’d now been drenched in the black oil, continued to writhe in pain on the ground.
A magic missile arced down from Donut’s tower and landed in the midst of the ghouls, causing them all to blow back. Fire burst amongst the mobs. The dwarves shouted and pressed the attack, hacking at the fallen creatures, who disappeared in a burst of black oil when they died. The oil, when exposed to fire, seemed to burn, but quickly.
I focused on one in the moments before he was killed.
Zarogoth. Level 50.
These leaky edgelords can also be called either Sludge Ghouls or Sausage Golems. I decided to rename them Zarogoths because the name is much more appropriate. It’s the sort of name a weird, socially stunted kid—whose real name is Stan Jr. or some bullshit—would bestow upon himself, all the while posting memes with skulls and motorcycles and guns on the internet, all with phrases like “Betray me, and I’ll become you’re (sic) worst nightmare” blah, blah, blah. The sort of kid who threatens his mom when his friends are around but still needs a babysitter. He brags about how he’s going to get rich because of crypto but can’t even pass basic algebra. He’s banned on Roblox. You get the idea.
He’s pretty easy to drop, but holy crap is he annoying.
Anyway, a zarogoth is a generated mob. They are created by capturing rising or falling souls via a soul crystal, rerouting the energy through a corruption spell, and then mixing it all together, which turns it all into an oil-like soup. They shove all the goo into what’s basically a translucent, humanoid-shaped sausage casing made of a bunch of gross shit I won’t relate here.
The resulting creatures are not considered undead. They aren’t technically ghouls. Nor are they precisely golems, either. While souls are used to make them, they do not retain any sort of personality of the fallen. Nope. These assholes just come out this way. They are disposable ground troops with a sadistic streak. They’re easy to kill once you figure out how they work, but don’t underestimate these guys. They can be made quickly, attack in swarms, and their pain ray attack is no joke. Some even have the ability to reshape themselves and can cast pain-inducing dreads. Piercing their skin causes them to start to leak, but they don’t die until they’ve lost 51% of their liquid.
Oh, and they smell really bad, too.
I could see that the trick to killing them had already spread across the NPCs. Slashing them on the lower parts of their bodies caused the black liquid to quickly drain away.
Donut: IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A MOVE, YOU BETTER HURRY. IN ABOUT TWO MINUTES, THAT RIVER OF LAVA IS GOING TO FALL OVER THE EDGE. I DIDN’T KNOW LAVA COULD MOVE SO SLOW.
Donut: WAIT. WAIT. I THINK I SEE THE ANTENNA THING! I CAN ONLY SEE THE REFLECTION OFF THE BUILDING ACROSS THE WAY, BUT I THINK IT’S INSIDE THE THEATER! THE ONE ON THE 9th LEVEL OF THE CITY. THEY PUT IT WHERE I COULDN’T SEE IT FROM UP HERE!
Rosetta: Shoot it. Shoot it now!
Donut: I DON’T THINK I CAN. THE ANGLE IS WRONG. I CAN ONLY SEE IT BECAUSE OF THE REFLECTION, AND I CAN SEE THE SHIMMER OF A SHIELD AROUND IT. THE LAVA IS GOING TO LAND RIGHT ON TOP OF IT.
Carl: Okay, good. Now get the hell out of there now. Don’t waste time. Jump. Jump straight to the college. Do it before that god breaks in. Stay invisible. Tell me when you’re here.
Ahead, the gate pushed open, and several new creatures lurched into the courtyard. It was a horror show of large monsters of all shapes and sizes, and for a terrifying moment, I thought we were about to get overrun. But then I saw the indicators over them. Team Retribution. And not just that, but officers. Changelings. The center beast pushed through the entrance, looking about. She caught eyes with me.
Juice Box.
I also spied Britney in the midst of the group. And not just her, but Ferdinand was with them as well, on top of Britney’s head. The warlord cat was all poofed out and screaming.
Juice Box was in the form of a hulking, armor-covered beetle thing called a dynastes. She was like ten feet tall and covered with scythes. I rushed toward them, looking up at the beetle. Behind them, more of the zarogoths surged. The dwarves went back to work.
We had less than ten minutes.
“Juice Box!” I called, rushing up. “Donut found the generator. We need to push to the railing. If we can get there, I will have line of sight. I can start tossing bombs on the theater! I have a few waffle makers in my inventory, and it should work. Where are the actual war mages? Are they in the castle?”
Juice Box had started to change form as I ran up. She turned to her regular human form and grabbed my shoulder, eyes wild. “Where’s Louis? Where’s my husband? He’s not answering me!”
I blinked at the question, surprised. In that fraction of a moment, I was hit with such a strange revelation. She actually loves him. Holy shit.
I wasn’t sure why it surprised me so much, but it did. A strange guilt washed over me. I never understood what that whole relationship was about, and despite all the evidence to the contrary, it still seemed... fake. Unnatural.
I held up a finger as Juice Box turned her attention back to the courtyard. “Clear them out!” she shouted. “I need protection spells on my left and right. Move to the barrier! We bomb the generator, and then we’re diving. We’ll be fighting in water, so prepare yourselves!”
What was Louis’s status? He hadn’t messaged in a bit. The last we’d heard, he was hiding while being stalked by dog-like automatons in the Reaver castle. His last message had been that quip about Donut’s paws.
Carl: Louis, are you okay?
He didn’t answer. I moved to the officer status screen, and he was still at full health, which was a relief. But then I saw something that gave me pause. He had two status notifications. I clicked over and drilled down.
Paralyzed.
Bound.
I cursed. Juice Box turned back to me, a worried expression on her face. I kept my finger up.
Carl: Samantha. I don’t know what’s going on, but Louis is in trouble and needs you.
Samantha: THERE ISN’T ANYBODY IN THE REAVER CASTLE AT ALL EXCEPT THE ROBOT DOGGIES, WHO ARE EVERYWHERE. THE HALLWAYS ARE SUPER SMALL AND COMPLICATED. I’M LOOKING FOR HIM NOW.
“He’s alive, but he’s in trouble,” I said to Juice Box. “We have someone trying to rescue him right now.”
“It’s not Samantha is it?”
“Uh,” I said.
Juice Box: Samantha, I have a form that is a fleshmancer. Return my husband to me in one piece, and I swear I will make certain you have any body you desire.
Samantha: THROW IN A HALL PASS NIGHT WITH LOUIS, AND YOU HAVE A DEAL.
Juice Box: I know who you are. Who you really are. I also know you’ve lost your mind and don’t understand. I will help you. Just get him back for me, and I will do anything for you.
Samantha: OKAY, IT’S A DEAL. BUT IF LOUIS’S PASSIONS GET THE BEST OF HIM, I WON’T MAKE ANY APOLOGIES.
“Wait,” I said out loud. “What the hell are you talking about?”
“We gotta move,” Juice Box said, and she turned to the exit. “Form up! Make way for Carl!”
Bomo: Someone trying to come into the tower.
Toyotomi: I am securing the front entrance now.
I almost missed the two messages, mixed in with everything else as I armed a waffle maker in my inventory. Bomo and Sledge had gotten separated. Sledge was mixed in with the ball, and Bomo along with Toyotomi and several mages were in the lower part of the Nest tower, guarding Donut.
Carl: Guys, is it one of those Zarogoth things? With all the protections, they shouldn’t be able to get inside. If they do, cut them low on their bodies.
Donut: SOMETHING’S WRONG. IT SAYS I CAN’T LEAVE THE TOWER. I THINK THERE’S A NET AROUND IT ALL OF A SUDDEN. I TRIED TO JUMP, AND IT WON’T LET ME.
Toyotomi: No. It is a crawler. A woman with a dog. She’s coming in.
This message is from a deceased mercenary.
Bomo: Will stop her now.
This message is from a deceased mercenary.
~~~~~
Sorry, Bomo.
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Comments
Matrim Cauthon
Boooooomoooooo I loved the guy
Mentive
NOOOOOOOO BOMO
Christopher Anselmi
I've noticed sometimes it's weekly but sometimes it's biweekly? And I can't tell if your British Standard time thing is a joke or not and I'm sitting here on the American east coast googling British standard time and it's currently 26 MINUTES AFTER 2AM BST and look I know it's just a book but I just wanted to yell about it and I hope you have a wonderful day thank you foe your time
Mogus
*scratches neck* Y'all got anymore of them chapters?
Dragan
Sey hhha
Dragan
My favorite part about waiting for the next drop is getting notifications that someone liked my oldest comments. It means I’m not the only one scrolling through all the comments likeing all of them.
Brittney Lamsargis
Thank you! I have one of the higher tier ones. I'll go look.
Leah
See the post from Sept 10th. It will be unlocked for folks with the higher tier of membership
Dennis Jannesson
Oh damn, i have missed that... Thank you :)
Dennis Jannesson
Same 😂😂 dont worry he normally releases the chapter at 2am BST ish
Jamie
Back for the millionth refresh.
Konlin Gappmayer
That’s what I say pretty much every book. Floor 5: flys a plane chased by a giant dog while a Superman asshole tries to kill it and a burning god seeks his pet. When I finished that book I thought that was the the top. Obviously we know it wasn’t. I think we still have 2 or 3 books left.
Brittney Lamsargis
How do I access the epub/mobi version that cones with my membership?
Dennis Gregory
The War Mages also are at the bottom of Laraccos…
Daniel Brian
I’m super curious how he’s going to overcome the battlemage stuff. I mean, is this going to be the last book? Are they going to skip to the 12th? It’s just hard for me to see how he could keep ramping up from this! 😎
Courtney Partypants
DON’T EVEN JOKE!
Chris Furry
She does this when something is actually serious, either emotionally, or deadly. She doeas all caps on purpose, and it has become a character quirk for her that let's Carl know that she's ultimately okay.
Sabe F.
The cliffhanger is starting to be when we'll get our next fix. "Hard and fast" seems to be a very situationally variable qualifier.
Douglas Erdman
The AI added a caveat to the rule change that any defeated members of a team "on the battlefield" at the time of defeat would die. With the AI adding this, it could mean that the NPCs escaping to another floor would be spared with the defeat of the NPC team. I'm guessing we're going to get to see Carl shopping at the Midnight Market.
Douglas Erdman
When Carl did the potion thing to lock Shi Maria away, the system said his quest failed.
Douglas Erdman
That's true, I think Samantha did say that the sand ooze got sucked through the portal with the water & was at the bottom of Laraccos. Maybe there's just not enough sand at the bottom for it to reconstitute. Good thing there's a bunch of lava coming, I'm sure that provide enough materials for it to regrow.
Douglas Erdman
Re-reading this section, since I too am suffering from cliffhangeritis. There's the System Message when Donut casts 'You're not done yet'. "System Message: Warlord Princess Donut has committed another Atrocity. Wow. What a naughty kitty. I sure hope she isn’t forced to cast a third." I'm wondering if there isn't some side effect/spell from casting too many atrocities?
Amanda Rollins
I think I'm going through withdrawal.
Dragan
Yeah, so assuming she is Apito that means she was in two places at once. Weird.
Dragan
@Patrick Kenny, that was actually me. It’s just habit I like every single comment.
Dragan
You good Matt? No one from here went and murdered you for threatening Louie’s life? Just checking. Hope you’re doing well.
Dragan
I feel ya Nicholas
Dragan
You know it might be neet if we learn that someone from Mordecai’s’ season had the book.
Dragan
Now that’s a fun twist idea. Maybe she’ll show right at the very end and join up with the group.
Dennis Gregory
Two random thoughts: Samantha must be getting very powerful now given how much time has passed, and have we heard anything about Mrs. Ghazi since early on in the book? An immortal sand ooze would be awfully handy right now.
Courtney Partypants
My Patreon isn’t broken right?? I need confirmation that IM NOT MISSING ANYTHING RIGHT??!!?
Ryan
If it is a typo, it's a persistent one. The past few chapter entries have used that name
Tony Daughtry
There is a chat from Donut that wasn't in all caps. Not sure if that's intentional or not. Donut: Those light things aren’t coming from me. There are four of them, and they came from inside Larracos! Two moving toward Carl, one moving toward Harpocrates and another moving west. I think it’s headed toward where Louis is!
GrooNinja
wait a minute. the last part of this chapter said toyotomi was there, but back in chapter 66 donut said toyotomi was in the meatball. how did he get here?
Joseph Slaughter
DTs now in full effect
Nicholas John Pray
I must refresh this thing 20 times a day, just in case.
worldSeries
There’s no limit on simultaneous marks but the marks still take some amount of time (30 seconds?) to form, so it’s not like on the 6th floor where marks form instantly
Justin Oliver
I think it’s under water somewhere?
Paulamarie Young
Matt. Anything?
Zach Gibson
It’s also on the membership tab
Sabe F.
It landed in the Lemig Sortion territory which was ceeded to the madness when the warlord of the Lemig Sortion killed himself after being exposed to Shi Maria's 5th eye and being driven insane.
Steven Brickner
I hope we hear the fate of Hold Steady from Mordecais team at some point too.
Steven Brickner
Thanks, I couldn't remember
Douglas Erdman
It landed in one of the other teams areas & it was being used by them. I forget which team it was.
Steven Brickner
Did you stroke out before you finished your comment?
Steven Brickner
I might have missed it but what happened to the High Elf Castle itself? In the Butchers Masquerade it was transported with the Changlings to the 9th floor. Are they reusing it anywhere?
Connor Sanders
Posting to say you need to come to coloradosprings! Great area! And holy shit... good chapter. Loving the development. And finally donut gets to kill a dog again:)
Matt Flynn
Hi Matt. Just want to point out in book 4 the Night Wyrm Ring’s description includes the +1 stat goes up by one for every three marks killed. This
Stephen Greenwood
Ever wonder if the Camris beanie baby is significantly tied to Samantha? Considering what Shi Maria said about both of them in the 2nd book
Dragan
Dedicated. o7
Joseph Slaughter
Guaranteed patreon drop tonight (I'm in the UK) because I have to leave for work very early in the morning, thus being late for my meeting because I need to know what happens to Donut
Ilya Taytslin
"AI commenting to Carl that if he picks up 10 celestial items" Five, not ten. And he already picked up one.
Jay Prado
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Thomas Sherlock
Thank you!:)
Leah
It’s in the Patreon welcome email under the “join the conversation” section
E13design
Really Carl. In LAX? LAX is full of smelly people. Spotted DCC 1 in Hudson Booksellers at LAX terminal 4.
Joseph Harris
I think the Apito theory is still in play but Samantha was also in the “Nothing” and that is one of the things that black scary monster thing represents. So when Juice Box touched Samantha she may have also touched the “Nothing.”
GoldenShoppingBag_101
Yeah i want too i just upgraded my subscription recently but the discord link is nowhere to be seen
Thomas Sherlock
Hey, can I get a link to the discord?
Brent
Bomo can only come back up to floor 9. He is not coming back from this one.
SoapCarver
Ohh, I bet this will be VERY important later on. Kinda like how the residuals couldn't directly turn off this system's controls, and they needed a resident of the system to do it.
Jay Prado
Yeah, he's listed as a mercenary in the death notice. Not sure, but it would be nice to clarify so it feels more impactful if he's really gone.
william brown
I'm not sure, I'm really confused. I thought Carl got bomo, the sledge, and very sullen for the 6,7, and 8th floor. I feel like they may just be soldiers of the princess posse but not mercenaries.
william brown
I'm not sure. I could see it, I feel like the next few floors are going to fast, similar to the second floor because we still have the potential 7 floors left to go. I don't feel like Carl will bow out prior to completing the dungeon and I kinda feel like Agatha may have made that rule exclusively for that for Carl to power level and breeze through to have the opportunity to destroy the game forever.
Sabe F.
My theory is that Apito has been replaced by a changeling. That the changlings in the system have been a growing problem, and that the floors 14-18 have become an overgrown and weird place that the dungeon showrunners will be surprised by and even predated by.
Douglas Erdman
While Matt lays out a lot of Checkov's guns throughout all the books, he's been pretty good about not powerleveling Carl to the point of godhood & making the rest of the series insignificant. I don't think the Celestial punchcard will become relevant until the 12th floor with the Celestial Ascendancy where celestial items would typically be found. I think the AI wants to have the crawlers disrupt the Celestial Ascendancy game because it's something new having crawlers there.
Avery Howell
So, does anyone else think the rule change about all the members of team dying if you kill the leaders is going to lead to Carl using the ring to mark an entire team, kill their leader, and then go God mode for the rest of the game? I also wonder if any of the former crawlers have celestial gear. Probably not, unless they're stealing it from other teams. But the AI commenting to Carl that if he picks up 10 celestial items he'll get something special leads me to want the former crawlers to leave all their gear on the ground before leaving at the end of the level so Carl and everyone else can pick through it. And Donut can selfishly insist she gets the good stuff...
Steven Brickner
Exactly and the guy said it was Carl that gave him the clue.
Jay Prado
So Bomo can just come back next floor right? Or am I missing something?
Dragan
I was wandering if that was what the fire on the cover was.
Dragan
Just a typo.
Dragan
I’m I like the only one who can’t see the connections to Apito? I do believe that is the most likely but I can’t find what everyone else is finding.
Dragan
Yeah, she’s given up. I love it. Can’t wait to see what she can do with out any morals holding her back.
Michael T
Also, I’m now realizing that Li Na probably had to pluck out one of her own eyes in order to install her brother’s mechanical eye. If that’s true, then holy shit, that’s the most metal thing she’s done yet.
Joseph Harris
I really want to see the Li Na vs Lucia fight we were teased with at the end of the last book!
Dennis Gregory
The black scary monster thing is what we just saw a couple of chapters back—death
Ilya Taytslin
Yes, I think you are correct.
Douglas Erdman
Mordecai has said in previous books that he's recognized things based on their descriptions and that the AI has renamed things this crawl & it typically happens to link the host world's history with the crawl.
Konlin Gappmayer
Oh!! I like the mages trying to extract idea. I hadn’t consider that. That would be very interesting!
Steven Brickner
Could Samantha be that black scary monster thing Juice Box turned into earlier? I know Apito is the current theory, but Juice Box touched Samantha on the 5th floor and her eyes went wide.
Steven Brickner
Could she be that black scary monster thing that Juicebox turned into earlier? We know Juicebox touched her on the 5th floor.
Dennis Jannesson
I was thinking the same thing, also id like to see them now working as two then he can extract her later and finish his quest for leaving her off. Id almost think the war mages might try to extract her mid battle and cause chaos but who knows ^^
son of gaming
Exactly my thoughts. How can you be dead and alive at the same time: if you exist but have forgotten who you really are.
Ophir Nemtzov
Bomo 💔
Selby
I think Samantha is Apito. Who everest it is that they all think os Apito is an impersonator
Konlin Gappmayer
I’m very interested in what will happen with Shi Maria. There was that line at the end of the last book where she says she will teach Carl to be a god. How do the interactions with her change now that carl as a god like ability that keeps him from being controlled? Can he work with or even control Shi Maria?
Serial Kilroy
Not Bomo! Sledge is going to go on a rampage. May his Frogger score last forever, unbeaten.
Nick Bernstein
Does the war mage team have their own base which can be taken over and thus they all die?
John Coyle
Don’t forget this comment from the demon prince at the end of book 6: “You are a child of Emberus,” he grumbled at me. He turned his attention to Samantha. “And you. That disguise won’t fool me. I know who you really are.” “Oh, hey,” Samantha said up to him, suddenly acting casual. “So... how’s your mother?”
Crystal DeFrate
3 days, Matt, 3 days.. :)
Brian Cheney
@michael as a solution, rather than asking people not to post spoilers in the comment section that’s for discussion the chapter, look into getting Patreon on mobile- you have to actually open the comments on mobile, so you should be able to read the starting and ending blurb spoiler free!
Pplante28
Is Jamal the same as Kamal from earlier?
Leaf
Nitpick but if the AI named the Zarogoths then Mordecai shouldn’t’ve known what they were, no?
william brown
Carl still has one emergency request doesn't he? I wonder if he could make one to reverse this.
Bryan Hennes
It would be cool if Carl uses the lava flow to flash boil the water around the castle to scald the occupying war mages killing them and sealing off the castle in volcanic rock. They can help speed up the lava flow.
William Magee
And thank you again Matt!
William Magee
So if Lucia is aligned with the War Mage Rebellion, she dies this floor? Or Carl and Donut do but I’m guessing this isn’t the last book? Or the AI does a U-Turn on their decision but that feels a bit weak and pretty unlikely. Fuck. Looking forward to this next chapter. If donut shows up would be cool if she reanimates Cici’s head (wasn’t she supposed to be the voice of reason?) and uses it. Anyway, can’t bloody wait!
Lewke
I can definitely see Donut using that when she learns what happened to Bomo!
Patrick Kenney
with the incentive Samantha has, I just don’t see how she doesn’t save him
Patrick Kenney
did you like your own comment? I can’t see anyone liking it unless by accident
Patrick Kenney
Your worst cliff hanger yet. Aaagh
Mogus
I wonder if they'll use the memorial crystal to give her back her powers.
Brooke M
Oh snap! And that’s why Juice Box says in this book that they have one goddess form but it’s “not right” Edit, found the wording: . “One of us managed to touch Bast—the panther god—but she died before she could escape. At this point, only one of us has touched a deity, and that one is... wrong.”
Allie
Matt manta rays are super graceful and don’t hover on the ocean floor, I’d replace manta rays with sting rays in your simile
Craig Johnson
I would argue that every death of every crawler is "needless". Maybe Li Na thinks the same, maybe not.
Steven Brickner
We got a hint in book 4 that Juice Box found out what/who she was. When Juice Box first met her she touched her and her eyes went wide. But it wasn't ever mentioned again.
Steven Brickner
We got a hint in book 4 that Juice Box found out what/who she was. When Juice Box first met her she touched her and her eyes went wide. But it wasn't ever mentioned again.
Craig Johnson
Ohhhhh...that's a good one!
Steven Brickner
I'm not sure. We got a hint in book 4 that Juice Box found out what/who she was. When Juice Box first met her she touched her and her eyes went wide. But it wasn't ever mentioned again.
Stephen Greenwood
But wasn't she in the back of the caravan with the changeling, then with the rest of the party in the ballroom after that?
SoapCarver
NO! OUR BOOM BOI IS GOOOONE!
Derek Reilly
Like a lazy windsock escaped from the pride parade.
Joe ?
Okay so the resource they feed to the eulogist is something like a shard of soul. That's why people join up with it when they die. I'm guessing residuals are souls peeled off the whole with a mission. Why does a different primordial hive mind want to destroy the eulogist? Why is she trying to recruit the earth primordial to help? Is it because the eulogist is in a solipsistic coma that allows for it's powers to be used by tyrannical aliens? Also idr if we were told whether non dungeon sapiens had a grain of the soul metal. Is the lack of souls what makes them so numb to the universe? Like they don't even seem particularly curious about the obvious magic shit going on all around them all the time.
Mogus
Uhhhhh.... Is Samantha actually Apito?
Matthew Smalley
I bet the team death aspect was added by the AI in order to force the crawlers to cheat the NPCs to the lower floors. Like how breaking the stairway entrances on the last floor forced Carl not to use the 2 keys + his bone key to save Ren, Imani, and them and instead to find the way to save everyone else. Now the crawlers have to do something like have Sledgie use zurzura again to cheat the NPCs onto the 12th floor (and potentially mess up the ascendancy game if the changelings succeed at touching 1 or more gods).
Brandon Bartolomeo
https://copilot.microsoft.com/images/create/a-velociraptor-moonwalking/1-66eca9e9fbb44ae6ab43cc0b6002f049?id=o9L0P4O7MT2oXAmzIgejkg%3d%3d&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&noidpclose=1&thId=OIG3.1XKYpkdMOnDIVF__68gr&lng=en-US&ineditshare=1
Dragan
Samantha was at that party. 🤷♂️
Dragan
We can only hope.
Dragan
Wow, I like that a lot more. Makes more sense.
Dragan
Don’t give Matt ideas to break our hearts. 😞
Dragan
Real shame there wasn’t a 69 joke in here.
Dragan
Over three weeks has definitely passed.
Dragan
On this floor there is no limit to the number of people he can target.
Dragan
Who will die? Louie or Donuuuuuuut?! Find out next time!
Dragan
I keep thinking it’s residual effects from the AI having control of NPCs if it wants, ie growler Gary, like the AI made her love him as a joke but now she really does. Probably not.
Mike Gierhart
Exactly
Austin Dugger
Like Samantha is Apito or a broken off form or aspect of Apito's personality?
Craig Johnson
Right? When reading books 1 and 2, you never thought you would feel that way did you? I know I didn't.
Craig Johnson
I'm losing my mind waiting for the chapter that finally explains what Carl is "supposed" to be doing with the Voodoo book.
Dennis Gregory
Has enough time passed? Wasn’t it like a 3 week cool down?
Saurid
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO no!
Chris
Wow, didn't expect to be that happy that Juice Box genuinely loves Louis ❤️
Michael Landesman
Signet says that Apito came to her in person to give her her invitation iirc. Not sure how that figures into the equation 🤷♂️
Michael Landesman
The Samantha story arch is what I am most interested in after reading this chapter
MJW
Bang up job. Stay healthy, man. Nothing is worth you getting sick. Trust me, we'll wait.
Michael T
Do we think Lucia was conscripted by the war mage team, or do we think she joined voluntarily? If she was conscripted, then she's required to follow Agatha's orders, which may not necessarily involve hurting Donut. She might just be relaying whatever message Agatha was trying to give to Carl earlier. That being said, even if Lucia intends to fight, I still like Donut's chances, given that (1) she's invisible, (2) she has tower-enhanced magic, (3) she has Mongo, (4) she has her Lazarus card, and (5) she knows the secret exploit to Lucia's damage reflect spell (which may soon be revealed).
Joseph Harris
We don’t really even know what that means or looks like in a fight yet , though.
Dakota Seibert
She is only partially invulnerable. She also catches on fire
Bill Gullotti
“a giant, quivering ball of rolling flesh with a god-sized dick hanging out of it was pretty hard to miss”. Please replace “hanging” with either flopping, or thwapping
Jamal Jahabar
Maybe Big Tina will join in the fray to save her Papa
Stephen Greenwood
Forgot to mention, the Dominion of Blades series happens in the same universe as Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon. But they are many, many... many years apart.
Joseph Slaughter
Also does this mean Justice Light can go get the Gate now as the mages sold it?
Joseph Slaughter
My fear is that Donut will be taken out by Lucia, but into The Nothing or similar, and we do a DCC8: The Search for Donut book next. Carl goes berserk through the next two floors and we see glimpses only of his memory as he rampages through it
Brian Cheney
Michael you’re on the comment section where discussion happens about the chapter that we all pay to read early, of course people are going to discuss the chapter here…why would you even think to read the comments first?
Deana Whitney
Lead people in a particular direction. But I can't recall the rules or results. I think it's a charm spell.
Jim Robinson
If Lucia kills Donut I will lead the revolt!
Deana Whitney
Bomo!!!! 😞😩 Also, all those fleshers has to be one of the most (personally) disturbing images you've written to date. Which is saying a lot. There's gross things all over these books.
Joseph Harris
Carl was going to blow Bomo up on the 5th floor. I don’t know if we’ve been told that they don’t regenerate after the 9th floor.
Zachary Baker
You're subscribed on patreon. You're treading around the edge of a chapter on a platform with comments ment for discussing it. Go piss up a rope.
Mike Gierhart
Holy crap, I feel tense just reading these chapters lately lol…
Kate Preston
I always have a hard time trying to sleep the night that I read these! I need to know what’s going to happen nextttttt
Lauren
“Hopefully they, too, won’t needlessly die.” -Li Na Does she blame Carl for Li Jun’s death?
Michael
Actually I read the non-book blurbs he posts before and after the content and your comment was up at the top. I wasn’t trying to read the comments. Not everyone reads the book as it is released. Please keep that in mind going forward. Unless you are too slow, then read this comment again.
Douglas Erdman
I don't think Donut is being a moron, she's just acting like Carl would, 'trying to save everyone.'
Douglas Erdman
The question is what happened to the memory crystal? Carl said the rainbow light disappeared from the big ball of crawlers. If everyone was paralyzed and the crystal was in the ball, and the rainbow light was coming out of the ball before, what happened to it between then and now?
Crystal DeFrate
Coming hard and fast, Matt? 12 hours is a plenty long refractory period. (Translation: please, more?)
Sabe F.
I couldn't imagine the cinematic audio being at all enjoyable, just so far from being my thing that I don't think I could do it.
Pascal
Yeah KBS was hard Really good but also really Hard I am actually glad I didn't get the cinematic audio
Douglas Erdman
Remind me what the Pied Piper spell does? I remember it from Donut having it in a previous book, but I can't find a description of it in the wiki.
Douglas Erdman
Li Jun tried kiting Harpocrates away from attacking Donut in the tower & died doing it.
Dirty Dibbler
Right, it’s how they screwed over Remix, he was unaware that if the spell was cast on 3/6/9/12/15 that it would not go to the next floor but to the next multiple of three where the offworlders are
Travis Chin
I imagine they got an AI warning during the conversation that that's the limit they're allowed to communicate.
Ilya Taytslin
I still do not understand how exactly Li Jun died
Douglas Erdman
This may be the way that Lucia gets free from the dog/residual mind control.
Douglas Erdman
I'm curious if Donut is able to kill Lucia's dog/other residual, if that won't break Lucia from the mind control, and allow the battle to end without either Lucia or Donut dying...
Dan
That was my thought as well. I do t recall the number of people he can target at the same time. I am, at least a little bit, wondering if Agatha is counting on it.
Dan
Sledgie is going to be so sad.
Sce7tm
Noooo Bomo!!!
FauxLegs
I was worried before that Carl would become OP at some point... now all I can think is "how the hell is he still alive when everything else seems overpowered?" Im sure the tables will turn when the Ring gets utilized in a big way. Also, looking forward to seeing how the Shi Maria plotline plays out amongst all this insanity. There is SO MUCH happening!
FauxLegs
Did that spell work past the 9th floor? If it did transport them, it would be to the Ascendency.
Erik Leiden
Matt, please don’t leave us hanging on a big Ring of Divine Suffering power up. Was such a huge part of the sixth floor, and now there are massive armies that can be offed all at once from full health by killing their leader… seems like a great way to level the playing field against the War Mages and Gods.
waterkangaroo
It was resurrected and programmed into being a massive death machine. It was created (born?) long before that to be a shepherd and maintainer of a planet, a part of the ecosystem. But you're right in that it seems to want to murder everyone in the ascendancy
Suruten
She was in the desperado club with Agatha earlier, so not completely missing.
Levi
If this means we get a Sledgie “rage mode” scene. I’m here for it.
E13design
Well hell. You know this means that everyone is fair game in this level. Expect a lot of people to get Bomo'd in this book.
One Winged Angel
BOMO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! CURSE YOU MATT DINNIMAN!!!!!
Craig Carey
They can also cast Sledge's spell and transport the changlings and anyone else down a floor. The Z spell. I cant remember the name
Dennis Jannesson
Well no harm but youre a bit slow if youre reading the comments before you finish the chapter 🤔
Michael
Thanks for the spoiler.....
David K. Storrs
Works for me. Try imagining the second sentence as "well, I hope it would be enough time."
David K. Storrs
Duh. I can't believe I didn't think of that. Of course that's how they get the NPCs out and win without killing them. Thank you, it's such a relief to know that there is a way.
David K. Storrs
The contract said that Carl and Donut had the two mercenaries until the ninth floor. During the contract period, if either of them died they would come back on the next floor. Now that the team is in the ninth floor the contract is over, so it's not clear what happens to them.
Dennis Jannesson
Yes Yes Yes!!! I've been waiting so long for this moment but BOMO had to die 😭😭😭
Daniel Fraser
No! Someone was asking about Lucia just last chapter! Is she really just gonna come in right now and ruin everything? F&£&er!
Chey Collar
Pretty sure he is no longer protected, and is gone for good, if I’ve followed things right.
Loah
BOMO! NOOOOOOO
Vickie Rashvand
It just keeps getting crazier and crazier and I love it!!
son of gaming
Is it just wishful thinking that I somewhat remember mercenaries getting revived upon entering a new floor?
son of gaming
I love the chapter, it is really ramping up the stakes. I wonder if Carl will tell Justice where the gate is. They will need it to safely remove team retribution.
Eleanor Skinner
I tried asking someone subscribed at that level but they wouldn't tell me and then said something bad about my mother.
riyon hutton
Ugh Louis better be alive!
riyon hutton
They have a live audience via tunnel and they are relaying information
Joseph Harris
It makes her go berserk while also making her invulnerable. She’ll attack anyone near her..
Keid
I mean, I think that is part of it, but it also is inpatient and was created to be a massive death machine, and rushing towards killing everyone in the ascendency is just too tempting to pass up.
Brian Cheney
What does this do again?
Laura Hemly
Thanks for the truly amazing story, Matt. I still have no idea how you keep track of all this crazy chaos, but you clearly are a master! I know there'll be some kind of resolution before the series ends eventually as well as this book, but I have NO idea where you're going to end up finishing -- but not too soon, I hope!!
Laura Hemly
😥😢😭
Geekdumb
I think it's part that, part it doesn't want to stop playing with its toys, and part sinister, crazy, messed up, incredibly intricate insanity that Matt comes up with.
Laura Hemly
Not Mongo! He's absolutely wonderful! Matt, PLEASE don't kill Mongo -- my heart will break along with Donut's! Besidez, we haven't learned what Kiwi will birth!
Andrew Bartlett
How do I subscribe to "asshole tier" and avoid all these cliffhangers?
Cory Wages
When Rend arrives in chapter 69. You refer to him as a “tunny” acher. Isn’t he a Tummy Acher?
Terra
also! this exchange killed me. "worry about yourself!" i love you donut Donut: I ONLY HAVE TWO PAWS, TIPID. Louis: Don’t you have four? Donut: LOUIS FOCUS ON YOUR OWN SAFETY RIGHT NOW.
waterkangaroo
GODD I'm still so focused on that hibernation sequence thing. THIS is why the AI is so hellbent on the crawl continuing, not some evil sense of sadism. It's SO focused on keeping the crawl going because it will hibernate and likely be killed or enslaved again if the crawl ends!
Terra
lucia mar with the steel chair! alright, wow. amazing new pair of chapters. these were big ones. first off, the adjuctants speculations were verrrry interesting! especially the part about there being a hard-limit forced hibernation once the Ascendency was over and all the crawlers were dead. no wonder the AI said the crawl will continue. secondly, omg loosebox! their love is true. hopefully Samantha will be able to save Louis in time. seems like everything is going completely out of control. Samantha, you mysterious figure, I can't wait for Carl to not ask about what Juice Box meant later and us to never learn it lmfao. a lot of dangling threads being pulled back into the story! i loved the little scene with mordecai and ruby, too. like the calm in the eye of a storm. psyched about these chapters! keep it up!!
Jason
Good description of Kaiju.
Jamal Jahabar
Lucia Marr! Holy Crap. Someone else is gonna die... I am looking forward to an epic epic battle between Lucia Mar & Donut and I think Mongo is gonna die...
Stephanie Gustafson
Ha! Yes, Apito is my guess. Of course could be wildly wrong, but what clinched it for me was Samantha’s comment about shaking her acorns.
Joseph Harris
Please let Donut use her “Bitch What?” Spell on Lucia!
Joel Denning
She’s part of the War Mage team
Dragan
Please we’re all desperate.
Dragan
Zero coping detected here.
Dragan
The Cretin bodyguards all come back to life the next floor but this the last floor they have them so it’s likely that he’s fully dead.😞
Dragan
Yeah Donuts honestly being kind of a moron. She needed to get out of there way before and several of these issues are her fault.
Jason Hatter
It's a way to communicate info to Carl, obviously. Just not TOO much
Jason Hatter
And the memory Crystal will restore her.
Dragan
Honestly that’s my fav Samantha theory.
Dragan
😭
Dragan
The sheer chaos is so incredible. Incomparable to any other media I’ve consumed, just high detail crazy things happening rapid fire like the flesher scene was just terrifying and easily a climax in any other story, but this, it’s just a regular Tuesday. It all makes read frantically faster and faster. Love it more than I can say. Thanks for your hard work.
Andrew McCollom
This series is just so good it’s incredible. Matt you are amazing. Thank you for this story. It’s crazy, irreverent and hilarious and oddly moving when you least expect it. Great job
waterkangaroo
Most NPCs are not protected from dying. Pretty sure Bomo is dead dead
Grigorius of Tomsk, Devourer of Pop-Tarts, Victor of Many Battles
Wow. Damn. Wow. I was wondering when she'd show up again. O_o In other news, I love the way Baroness Victory is characterized. :) But is there a reason she and Flopsy communicated vocally instead of through chat? (You'd think they'd be able to chat with each other haha) Also, Li Na's removal of her brother's eye had great Battlefield Surgeon vibes. :) Ditto for her nonchalant comment that she's not strong enough to fight a god *yet*. Oh, and bravo re: Samantha's mystery. 🙃
waterkangaroo
also holy shit that little lore drop in there about the AI and the hibernation sequence??? is it letting Agatha do this because this is another one of its games where it wants to feel the threat of death??????
Betty
Sledge is going to be so upset
Stephen Greenwood
I too would like to hear your thoughts.
waterkangaroo
NO. NO NO NO NO NO NOT BOMO YOU BASTARD 😭😭😭😭😭
Jason Hatter
Samantha = Apito. I've been suspecting this for a while...
Andrew L
Dang. Just dang. Worth losing sleep for! Great as always.
Stephen Greenwood
KBS is more of a horror LitRPG. Check out the Dominion of Blades series. Currently there are only 2 books, but there should be more after he finishes DCC. Then, you too, can hope for a Ghost Ship trap like I do.
Greg Danes
Can you share your thoughts on who you think she is?
Frank Morgana
Bomo!! No way. Sledgie is going to go off!
Sabe F.
You know, I had never read your work before DCC. So I had a very different view of how characters wpuld be treated. Then KBS showed up as an audible membership freebie this month and I just listened to that. Yeah, I don't have warm fuzzies or hope that anyone will survive anymore. It's more like hoping that the speed of the wood chipper will be slow enough that there will be some enjoyment left in it. Becaise KBS was not an enjoyable book, it was an interesting and well done story, but enjoyable? Not so much.
Melissa Glisan
No way! Lucia took out Bomo.
william brown
What is your thoughts? Apito?
Zauz
Not sure how I feel about the line where donut mentions talking to much trash about the god, it makes it seem like that's the only reason Li Jun had to sacrifice himself and it's donuts fault for his death unnecessarily. It would work fine without that part and make his sacrifice seem more valid vs having to do it because of a few extra zingers donut got in on the god.
Baurzhan Dosym
I don't think he is dead he will probably come next floor
Baurzhan Dosym
Good thing that he can't actually die
Christine Brown
I gasped at Bomo! I can't even process your good news.
Chey Collar
Bono?! Noooo! Also this update had my heart going every direction.
Joshua Galaise
Time for a rematch
Stephen Greenwood
Well, sacrificing "for" the Hobgoblin Riot "in" the book The Hobgoblin Riot.
Stephen Greenwood
That was a lot to take it... I'm wondering what Juice box knows about Samantha, and how Donut is gonna get out of the confrontation with Lucia Mar. Also, is Bomo dead dead now; like no going back to the Desperado club? Also, curious to see the Pied Piper spell in action. Even more curious to see if a Ghost Ship trap will be incorporated to take out some of those Zarogoth things, or even the enemies that are apart of the ball. Do it for Raj, who just wanted to be a brave polecat and protect those he loved, but ended up sacrificing himself in the Hobgoblin Riot.
Stephanie Gustafson
Looking forward to the Samantha reveal. I figured out who she is last book, looking forward to the story on that!
Allyson Gangl
I DONT READ THE CHAPTERS BUT I ACCIDENTALLY READ THE LAST SENTENCE OH GOD NO
Katyna Smith
I really just need Carl and Donut to be together right now. This is so distressing.
Amanda Rollins
That f'n bitch! How she gonna be MIA this whole level and come cause problems now!?!
evan maples
its just one shit show after another cant poor carl catch a god damn break?
DB
Gutted. Poor Bomo.
Christopher McCoy
" Li Jun had bought Donut enough time. Hopefully it would be enough. " The first 'enough' doesn't really fit there.
Amber Barger
Sorry Bomo! That’s all?! Cold. Who is next? :(
Tom
Thanks Matt!
Shaiddz
Great job with the chapters Matt! I knew there was something about Samantha that doesn’t make sense, can’t wait to see what the twist ends up being!
Nick Leach
Ahhh yes more chapters perfect way to end my day
Keeley Wilkinson
“Sorry, Bomo” 😑😮💨😭
Zauz
Nice.
Michael T Davis
Dude, been jonesing, thanks
Gary W Zabel
Thank you!!
GoldenShoppingBag_101
Literally sobbing omaigod
GoldenShoppingBag_101
Yessss
Lauren J
Ahhh yes
