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The Pixie's Sugary, Bubbly Dream
🕑 Added 2023-04-14 02:47:30 +0000 UTCJinx fluttered into the store, a rolled-up five-dollar bill in her diminutive hands and a dream in her heart. She flew straight up to the counter, where a sleepy-looking vampire was watching something on her phone, and dropped the money in front of her. Then she proclaimed loudly, “I want a soda!”
The vampire glanced up briefly from her phone. Then she went back to watching. “Yeah, sure, whatever. Bring it up here and I’ll ring you up.”
“I’m not done!” Jinx stated. She smiled a wide and fierce smile. “I want a soda - and I’m gonna be the cup!”
Again, the vampire just looked up at her briefly, giving the faerie a once-over. Jinx knew what she was probably thinking. She was only a tiny little faerie, after all. She was six inches tall, slim as a stick, and had two spindly crimson wings to support herself with. There was no way she could drink that much soda, right? That’s what the vampire must have been thinking because she just rolled her eyes, took the money, and rang Jinx up for a small soda. “Your change is three forty-nine. Do you want me to hold it here for you until you’re ready to leave?”
“Yes, please! You can have the coins though. They’re shiny but too heavy.”
“Lucky me.”
With her dream paid for, Jinx excitedly darted over to where the soda machine was. It was so huge! So much bubbly, delicious sugar water! Oh, which flavor should she do? Coke was harsh and kinda like caramel, but Sprite was so bright and the bubbles felt fizzier to her! Orange soda was so fruity and root beer was so earthy! She just couldn’t decide, so she decided to close her eyes, point out a finger, and spin around a bunch of times, then have whatever she ended up pointing at. The first time she spun around, she was pointing at a bag of mini-donuts (which, to her, were more like thick water floaties). The second time, she was pointing at the hot dog machine. She was starting to get really dizzy, but on her third time…
“Orange soda it is!” Jinx laughed giddily as she zipped over to the soda fountain. She’d deliberately waited until it was night to do this so that she didn’t get interrupted by other people while she was drinking! Now… it was time!
Jinx landed carefully on the metal bars that let loose soda pour through and examined the orange soda dispenser. Wow, the soda spout was actually pretty big… She hoped this would still work. Jinx ducked under the spout and looked straight up. She opened her mouth wide, and… Yes! It pushed her mouth apart a lot and was uncomfortable, but it fit in her mouth! She giggled wildly. Then she took a deep breath and clenched her lips tight. Ok, here it comes, Jinx - let’s do this!
Without another thought, Jinx reached out to the side and pushed down on the lever that would make the soda flow - and flow it did. Jinx’s eyes went wide like saucers as a violent surge of bubbles and addicting orange soda forced itself into her mouth and straight down her throat. The pressure of the soda almost felt like it would blast Jinx right off of the spout, but she planted her feet and bit down onto the spout. She wasn’t gonna let go that easily! She wasn’t gonna let go until she was absolutely packed with tasty, tasty soda!
Within seconds of starting the flow, Jinx’s belly already felt full and bubbly, but she didn’t stop. Her belly was really stretchy, so she could drink lots and lots more! She just put a hand on her belly to feel it stretch to hold all of her delicious soda. She’d worn a long dress and baggy shirt her friend Talli had made for her from scraps of her own old clothes. Her clothes were holding up alright… for a short bit. The expansion of her belly was insanely fast from the rapid flow of soda, though, and soon enough, her baggy shirt wasn’t so baggy anymore and the waist of her dress was squeezing down on her belly. She’d worn the dress cause it was comfy, warm, and flowy, but maybe she should’ve worn the shorts instead…
It didn’t take long for Jinx to start having difficulty standing up. She had weak little twig legs from flying all the time. Now she had a big ol’ swollen belly packed full of soda. She couldn’t sit down, though - then she wouldn’t be able to reach the soda spout! Jinx grunted as she turned in place, very carefully keeping the soda lever pressed down and her mouth on the spout, then leaned back on the lever. It got a little harder to keep her mouth on the spout, but with some of the weight taken off her legs, she could keep going!
With that problem sorted, Jinx realized that both of her hands were free now instead of just one. She put her newly freed hand (as well as her other one) to work rubbing her giant belly as it continued to fill up and up. Her belly felt so full and heavy, but no matter how tight her skin got, it continued to grow and swell at a hilarious rate. Jinx giggled and groaned to herself as pure bliss filled up her body. Being able to drink this much tasty soda like this… this was heaven~.
Jinx’s poor shirt wasn’t able to do its job anymore. Her belly was so big that her shirt was sliding up her upper belly now. She might as well just be wearing a chest cover at this point. Her dress was even worse. It had slid down her lower belly a little bit, but then it got stuck and was just getting tighter and tighter. Jinx grunted in discomfort and her hands sought out the clasp on her dress. C’mon… get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off…!
*BWOOMF!* Jinx’s belly sloshed forward as she managed to undo the little hook on her dress and free herself. The tiny faerie groaned in relief and massaged the sore line on her belly where her dress had been constricting it… or, well, the parts she could reach, anyways. The front of her belly, where her belly button was, was out of her reach now - and it was only getting further and further away.
Ugh, it was getting hard to stand again! Jinx’s legs wobbled and her knees shook. No, no, no! She wasn’t done yet! Don’t take her soda away from her yet! She could still drink so much more! Jinx stopped rubbing her belly and instead grabbed it, trying to hold it up with her arms to spare her legs. It wasn’t working, though! Her titanic, overfull belly just hung over her arms and sagged ever downward. Dang it, dang it, dang it! Her lips were slipping off of the spout! At this rate, she was gonna fall off! No, not yet! No, no, no, no-
Suddenly, it was getting easier to stand. Jinx blinked. Weird. She could feel something pressing on her belly again, but it wasn’t her dress. It was… the grate! Her belly was big enough that it had sagged down to the grate! It was supporting its own weight now! Jinx cheered internally and worked her lips back up the spout until she was once again securely latched on. Now that her legs weren’t a problem, she could drink to her heart’s content! Haha!
It was a good thing that faeries didn’t need much air since Jinx didn’t see herself stopping for a breath anytime soon. She just rubbed at the parts of her belly she could reach and went into a sugar-induced haze as her belly blew up and up like a balloon in front of her. She scarcely even realized that she was having to bend her neck more to stay on the spout or that her feet were slowly leaving the grate. It wasn’t until she felt a kink in her neck and tried to readjust that she realized that she could no longer reach the grate with her feet. That was when Jinx’s mind snapped back to attention and she realized…
Her belly was massive! It was easily bigger than the rest of her put together - big enough that it had stolen her legs out from under her and now she was dangling from it! It was pushing up and out and out and up, moving Jinx closer to the spout. Jinx groaned and patted her belly. It was getting a little too tight now. She could feel her skin stretching more than it ever had before, more than it ever should have. It was so massive and heavy… Jinx had known that she wouldn’t be able to fly after her drink, but she hadn’t been expecting to not be able to walk either. Ok, that was enough soda for today. Jinx would take a little break until she could fly again, and then-
Oh. Uuuh… Jinx tried to move her mouth away from the spout again. She just… couldn’t get her head to move that far. Her belly was forcing her head upwards into the spout! She needed to stop the flow at least! Jinx tried to shift forward to get off of the lever, but… her belly was wedging her body back into it, forcing it to stay on! Jinx was stuck in place with the soda dispenser locked on! The soda wasn’t gonna stop until it ran out or Jinx popped!
The faerie started to panic. Her legs flailed uselessly in the air and her wings fluttered weakly, but she couldn’t move herself at all. She tried to push her mouth off of the spout, but her arms were spindly little faerie arms. She couldn’t muster the strength to free herself. Meanwhile, her belly had continued to swell the whole time. It had stopped growing out now. Instead, it seemed to be getting rounder and rounder. Her skin was tightening and the rumbling from within her belly was getting louder with each passing second.
Oh, her poor belly! Jinx whimpered and stroked the sides of her belly. It was too much! This sweet, tasty soda was gonna be her end! She was gonna pop like an overripe berry! Oh, her skin was too tight - her belly was too heavy! She was gonna pop! She was gonna - she - she was - was gonna -!
“Jesus fucking CHRIST! Are you trying to make more work for me!?”
Jinx jumped as a pair of discourteous hands grabbed hold of her taut, sensitive belly and started picking her up. When they found that Jinx was lodged in place, they started to twist her body, putting pressure on her overfull belly and bringing tears to Jinx’s eyes. She was still drinking too! The person’s grip on her tight skin was too rough! She really was gonna-!
*POP!*
Jinx’s lips popped off of the spout and she gasped frantically for air. Oooh, it was so hard to breathe! Her belly was putting so much pressure on her chest! She kept gasping, her belly trembling and aching, as she was lifted up and away from the soda machine. She blinked away tears and looked for the hand's owners. They belonged to…
The vampire! The one that looked like she didn’t care about anything! She did care! She looked really, really angry, and she also looked really embarrassed and blushy, but either way, she had saved Jinx! The vampire scowled at Jinx, then asked, “Seriously, what the hell!? You look like you’re about to explode! Plus, this is definitely more than a small soda, and I’m gonna have to sanitize the soda fountain, and- goddamnit, this sucks.” She poked a stiff finger into Jinx’s rock-solid flank. “You got anything to say for yourself, you little pest!? Huh!?”
Jinx opened her mouth to thank the vampire for saving her life, but the poke must have dislodged a lot of the bubbles from all that soda because the only thing that came out was-
*UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOHHHOOOOUUUUUUUUUUOOOOHHHHHOOUUOUOUOUOOOHHHOOORRRRRRRRRRRRP*
And just like that, Jinx’s belly went down several centimeters and she didn’t feel like popping anymore. The vampire had saved her again! She would have to thank her somehow!
Jinx wondered if the (now really blushy) vampire liked soda…
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Story Time! So this fic is a bit shorter than usual because I wasn't expecting this to be an individual fic. I was writing something random that I'd thought of for the next Tumble Bundle, but then it got longer and longer, aaaaand then it became its own piece. Woopsies~.
I still love small, dumb little faeries eating/drinking way too much for their own good. I don't write them nearly enough as I should.
Also, again, somehow Margot (the vampire) is the common thread between all of my modern monster girls. I literally don't understand how the monster OC I like the least is the one that keeps showing up. My brain is a damned mystery.
Oh, and don't worry about less overall fic this month just cause this one was a bit shorter. I've got a couple other shorter/less tum things to post as well that should make up for it.
