Jaundis
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Patre-Comms Sheet! (Open)
🕑 Added 2023-06-18 06:46:41 +0000 UTCIt's here, I'm queer, and it's time to let y'all have some direct control over what I write~!
A commission will take anywhere from three days to three weeks to complete depending on my schedule and the length/complexity of the commission.
Let's go over the outline real quick:
PRICE
I use a page-based commission instead of a word-based one in order to lessen the stress on myself to match an arbitrary number. This also works better for kink fics since word counts get eaten up quickly by action-oriented scenes, such as inflation/stuffing scenes, whereas page counts take those scenes quite well.
For those that wanna know all the deets before comming: I use Merriweather 12-point font with no spaces between lines, no indents, and a skipped line between paragraphs. The no spaces/skipped line is to properly emulate Patreon and DA's weird writing things; the font + font size are my own personal preference.
I've set a lower max page limit than before so I can get to more people, but it's a negotiable limit if need be.
$15 for a ~5-page story
+$3 for every extra page
Max Pages:
~10 pages for Book Ghouls
~15 pages for Book Wyrms
~20 pages for Book Sphinxes
RULES
- This particular comms sheet is only applicable to my patrons. I will still continue working on a commission even if a commissioner ends their patronage during the comms process, however.
- Payment is due once I complete the commission. I trust peeps on my Patreon more than the general nerds on DA, so I'm totally ok with payment coming afterward. Just remember that I'm a spiteful bitch, so if payment doesn't come when the comm is done, you lose your tum privileges~.
- Until I'm paid, I reserve the right to decline or cancel a commission if I feel a need to. In the event of a commissioner clearly establishing that they won't be paying, I can claim a finished and unpaid comm as my own and do with it as I wish.
- OCs (both my own and the commissioners) and non-OCs are both totally fine to request. In the case of my own OCs though, I may decline the request should I feel that the comm would be an ill fit for them.
- If the commissioner wants the comm posted, it will be posted by me here on Patreon and only on Patreon. The commissioner can post the story in other locations themselves so long as I'm credited. It is also an option for a comm to not be posted anywhere at all with a copy given directly to the commissioner.
- I can take just about any idea and run with it, but to get the most bang for your buck, a commissioner should try and put together what they want in their fic before coming to me. The better fleshed-out an idea is, the closer I can get to creating exactly what the commissioner wants.
- I will gladly take non-fetish requests.
- Any fetish-related request should include a growing tum/tums as the primary kink in some fashion. There is a small amount of negotiable room for non-tum based kink fics, but you would need to talk me into it.
Wills/Won'ts
I will write:
- Stuffing
- Bloating
-Stomach-centered inflation
- Breast expansion
- Giantess
- Monster girls
- Force feeding
- Burping
- Enemas
- Slime
- Soft vore
- Hard vore with non-intelligent creatures
I won't write:
- Scat
- Gore
- Any vore that isn't oral
- beast/monster vore (moster girl vore doesn't count for this)
- Birth/Unbirth
- Rapid pregnancy
- incest
- Lolis
- Vomiting
- Sex
- Male-focused kink stuff
- Bursting
I might write:
- Weight Gain
- Light furry content
- Inflation that isn't stomach or breast focused
- Anything else not mentioned in the wills/wont's (i.e. ask me directly)
Contact
You can DM me here on Patreon, but for more consistent contact, either Discord or Twitter work better.
Discord: Jaundis
Twitter: @Writer_Jaundis
