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Introducing SemenCoin: An Exciting New Play-to-Earn Opportunity!!! (April Fools)
🕑 Added 2023-04-01 12:30:06 +0000 UTCI am pleased to announce a ground-breaking new feature for Succubus Stories: SemenCoin.
SemenCoin is a token you can freely exchange on the Ethereum blockchain. You can earn the token by performing blowjobs in Succubus Stories. After signing in with your wallet, every fellatio you perform will yield a certain amount of SemenCoin which will be sent directly to you! You can then swap cum with others (on the open market, of course)!
This exciting new play-to-earn opportunity will, for the first time in history, allow people to earn money by sucking cock! This new economic reality is only possible thanks to advancements in decentralized finance. Just imagine the look on your boomer parents' faces when you tell them you made your fortune by blowing people!
While SemenCoin doesn't have much utility right now, in future versions of the game, you'll be able to use SemenCoin to make potions, which you will mint on the blockchain as NFTs. These digital assets will be yours to do with whatever you see fitβtrue digital ownership. Thanks to the blockchain the use of these NFTs won't be limited just to Succubus Stories! Imagine being able to take your Preserved Semen NFT into your next Call of Duty match! Or being able to take your Gross Flasks into Minecraft to prank your friends! Or you could use a Piss Liquor on that tough boss the next time you're playing Elden Ring to really gain the upper hand!
The possibilities are truly endless, and we are so proud to be on the bleeding edge of this new financial and technological revolution! ππ
Click here to see our white paper.
Comments
Simple Fantasy
ERM the link doesn't work lol
Michael Ebeling
catch them all xD
The Magical Gurl
I will buy them all. TO THE MOON!!!
