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Chapter 58 — Maid (still) in Abyss
🕑 Added 2022-12-21 07:25:24 +0000 UTCThe others were worried, but Fayette was actually feeling fine. Very fine in fact. She walked in a circle inside one of her many caverns, around a bubbling pot of stew, having a jolly old time.
“The [Cave Maid], the [Cave Maid],
The [Cave Maid] I shall be!
Spiders, spiders, spiiiiders,
and pretty rocks for me to see!
Insiiide a mouuuuntain,
There is a little me!
La-lala-la-laalaa,
dabba-dabba-dee!"
She paused, skipped two steps on her feet, then switched to a different melody—experimenting.
"My heart is not alone,
when down here I roam!
Can’t find a single sooooul,
no matter how much I comb!
The cave is my hearth, the cave is my home,
down here I hope to find a… gnome?”
Fayette paused. “No, that last bit doesn’t feel right.” She turned to the others. “It just really doesn’t fit like that, does it Mirrie? Gnomes? What the heck.”
Mireille didn’t respond. She didn’t nod or move in any way at all to be more precise. Olivia and Marie also stayed motionless. That was because they were little stones with some paint on them in a vague approximation of a face.
The [Maid] sighed, looking over her gallery. “It just really isn’t the same, is it?”
Yes, she was absolutely fine. She was coping with her loneliness… somehow.
Sighing, Fayette bent down to the cooking pot and dipped a finger in the stew. She tasted it, nodded with satisfaction, then filled a plate for herself. She plopped herself down onto the rock, next to the gallery of rock heads, and began to eat.
It was a small chamber of the ruins she had claimed for herself, far off from any entry points for enemies. The worn walls stood silent around her, and the darkness loomed. The only light came from under the cooking pot, from where a warm glow painted long shadows outwards.
Fayette cheerfully sat on her chair-sized rock, then glanced at the other chair-sized rocks. Three of them. The head approximations were sitting a bit too low for her to make proper eye contact.
“Food just tastes better with company, right Mirrie?” She said, nudging the closest head.
It rolled over, fell onto the ground, and cracked in half.
The old broom bristles which had been fashioned into a sort of hair fluttered about in the air for a bit, then finally fell to the ground.
“Mirrie—Mirrie, you’ve gone and done it again! This is the third time!”
Fayette sighed and set her food down. She bent, picked up the head’s scattered pieces, then threw them into the broken head pile. It cracked open more, falling apart into little pieces of rock, then joined its fallen brethren in the pile.
The [Maid] shook her head, then walked over to her non-broken-rock pile, searching for a good replacement. “Mireille, Mireille, where are you? Ah, there you are!” She found a rock, sort of shaped like a Mireille in her estimations, then carried it over to the painting station. She hummed happily as she painted in the features.
“On my next levelup, I want to become a [Cavern Maid],
become a [Cavern Maid], become a [Cavern Maid].
On my next levelup, I want to become a [Cavern Maid],
become a [Caaaa—veeeeern Maaaaaaid], hurray!”
She could almost feel the [Singer] subclass option coming. She put in the last spot of paint, finishing the sort of angry-looking Mireille, then brought it back. She continued eating. Lucky that Marie had all these handy paints—I wouldn’t have gotten the makeup done otherwise!
The [Maid] glanced to the side. “Sorry about that, really. And about the furs too. Will you forgive me?”
Mireille did not respond.
Fayette sighed. “Still giving me the silent treatment, are you?”
Mireille did not respond.
Fayette closed her eyes. No—didn’t help. Still no voices appearing in her head. She had been waiting for them to come around about now, but no matter what she did, things just stayed silent. Only the bubbling of the pot. She slumped.
“Bleh—I guess I still haven’t gone crazy yet. Would be nice. About time I think.”
The [Maid] was slowly making a startling revelation about herself. She had always seen herself as one of those silent and lonely types, you know, cool people. But she was starting to suspect she was wrong. Am I perhaps… a socialite? An outgoing person? Someone… sociable?
Deeply worrying. But this was really the first time she spent a lot of time alone—there had always been someone. Fayette hadn’t hated all her co-workers, though she wasn’t friends with that many. Like a proper [Maid], she liked a bit of gossip here and there. She didn’t have [Eavesdrop] for nothing’s sake. What was a [Maid] without anyone to [Maid] around to?
Fayette was also getting closer to understanding the essence of [Maid]-craft. Key point one: It really needed a target. What was the point of a [Maid] alone? As a child, she had heard a horror story of the sort. The [Maid] who just kept cleaning an abandoned mansion, never noticing that it now stood empty—endlessly preparing for visitors who never came. Forever.
She looked at the steaming pot of stew, still very full, and the other prepared amenities, and shivered. Was she on that same path?
“If I stay like this—“ she looked at the haunting and silent crypt she was in, peering for ethereal figures “—will I become a [Ghost Maid]?”
Was that better than a [Cavern Maid]? She really wasn’t sure. Deeply troubled, Fayette finished her food, put the bowl away, and went to check on the stew again. She kept it on constantly, making sure that when her friends finally arrived, they would have hot and delicious food ready right away.
She had even made sure to use [Spicy Cooking] so that it would be perfect to Mireille’s tastes.
Seeing that the stew was doing fine, she took two steps back and fell into her puffy mattress. She lounged on it, stretching like a cat, rolling in the stacks of pillows and sheets. So, so soft. So, so silent. Just the rustling of the sheets.
Need a distraction. She rolled out from under the covers, sat up, and tried to adopt an intellectual pose. See—recently she had also taken up pursuits other than her rock-painting. Of late, Fayette had become something of a [Philosopher].
A [Philosopher] trained in one book exactly to be precise.
She took out her copy of Friend of the People – volume 5, lit her lantern—grimacing at the diminished oil—and began reading the book for the twenty-first time. Not that shocking of a number—it really wasn’t a long book. She skipped the boring opening bits, getting to the juicy stuff. Then she began reading.
Now, after considering the actions of the church in the 5th century, then comparing them with behavior in the 7th, it is clear that some significant change has occurred in the practice.
There are various notable sources (5, 31, 33), which prove that originally, it was not the church’s role to guide class selections and advances. During the [Warlord] period, many rulers arose from humble birth, like the [Peasant] Attilus who conquered much of the continent. In fact, the church of the time venerated him as a prime example of virtuous leveling. (23) Truly, might makes right was the philosophy of the period.
It was only after the emergence of the hereditary [Lord] class as the prominent ruling system that the church started to adhere to its modern principles. Based on (5), I believe…
Fayette leaned back into her pillow, laying off the book for the moment. The thing about books like these was that if you just read them over and over, you really started to believe them. But still, Fayette felt troubled.
Was her whole life a lie? She liked her [Maid] class, but she could also remember the day she had gotten it. The [Priest] had been checking some sort of big book full of numbers, then turned to her, asked for her class options, then she had been told [Maid] was the right option.
She recited the next bit of the book from memory. “The original creed of the church was that It Is Virtue To Find One’s Own Class And Trod Your Own Path In The System.”
Was she making a misstep, going off from her true virtuous path? Was she meant to be something else? But what?
“Maybe the cave was my true destiny all along, and me ending up here is a correction of fate…”
What cavern-related classes were there? Fayette began making a list in her mind. [Cave Crawler], [Miner], [Dungeoneer], [Cave Ranger], [Caver]… were [Cave Maids] even a thing?
None of them really struck a chord with her, so Fayette figured she was safe. “Maybe it was that time in the sauna with Mireille… When I chose to walk my own [Maid] path…”
Did that mean that her path of cleansing through murder was a virtuous path?
“I knew I should’ve just killed those bandits… That’s when everything started to go wrong… Yes. I went against the sacred principles by not killing them…”
She was starting to get sleepy. Fayette blinked herself awake, then rose up and focused back on the book, skipping to the next interesting bit.
The hereditary [Lord] class is excellent at maintaining its position as the dominant ruling class system, which is why it beat out the [Warlords] and [Conquerors], but it ultimately fails as a meritocracy. True, the competent [Lords] will outlevel their competitors, but what of [Kings], and what of inherited wealth? In the scramble to secure a high-level heir, the average noble family’s size has risen to seven children, which has greatly increased the amount of conflict related to inheritances, as graph [6] illustrates…
The book talked a lot about how [Lords] and [Kings] were bad, but it didn’t really mention [Ladies] much at all. Did that mean they were alright, then? Was that why Marie was sort of nice, while all the 3 [Lords] she knew were not? Besides, the Dual Monarchy had no [King], but a [Queen]. Was she alright too?
She wanted to talk to someone about it all. Mireille had never really gotten into reading like her, so she might be a tough one. Marie… weren’t [Ladies] supposed to like books? Could she talk about the book with her?
And the [Lady]… would be leaving. Eventually. That was why she was only reading this book—her court dramas felt a bit sour when the stories echoed so much with reality…
And they always ended with the [Lady] getting married to some no-good fool. She glared at the book in her hand.
“Yeah… I don’t care, book; I think she’s alright. She should stay. Stupid husbands.”
Right now, she would even take that suave [Journalist] fellow as chatting company. He had written the damn book, so he might as well explain it. He seems smart, so why can't he explain things simply?
Fayette shook her head and closed the book. It really wasn’t the most exciting way to spend her time. She turned and looked at her rock heads. Not the best company either. Sighing, she rose up and grabbed her metal-tipped broom.
She shut her lantern off, closed her eyes, and focused on her new [Dustsense] —the handy thing that it was. It was an annoying skill though. In a way, she really hated it.
Because—in order to see things with it, there had to be dust. Which meant that she had to leave dust around. She had to intentionally be aware of the dust and ignore it.
She hurried out of her base, rushing away before her dusty living spaces annoyed her to death. With the more relaxing pursuits done, it was time for chores, then after that, exercise.
First, she would go to a nearby stream, from where she filled buckets with water. Fayette walked past the few barricades she had arranged, and the long silent corridors and caverns. She passed her dead spider pile and grimaced at the smell—Should take those further away—then arrived by the small stream, flowing through a crack in the rock.
She had worried about the water’s purity at first, but then she’d developed a handy system to get any silt and mud out. She held a feather duster near the water’s surface, then as always, she used [Sweep Dust].
The [Maid] swept the tool past the bucket, and along came any loose particles, away from the water. You really can solve so many problems with [Sweep Dust]. Can I get a skill advancement for it, please? Pretty please? I have the skill points full.
No answer.
Then Fayette checked on her makeshift pit by the stream. She was making another bathtub, one closer to the water source than last time. She hoped to directly divert water from the stream into the bath, which would make it very convenient.
The work was a mix of explosive alchemy and usage of the pickaxe she’d looted from the dead boy. But the ground here was stone, so it was slow going. I think if we really squish in, everyone might fit in at once.
The [Maid] carried the buckets back to her base and stared at the silent and dark walls around her, so uniform. She was really starting to miss the ostentatious designs of noble manors, she didn’t know what to focus her eyes on here.
For a long minute, she just stood there. There was always work to do, and she was leveling. A lot. Already past 19—hurray. A lone [Maid] turning an underground ruin inhabitable seemed to count for a lot.
But she couldn’t look at the walls a minute longer. They were pressing in. Shadows lengthening. Again. Have to leave.
She hefted her broom up, checked the fuel under the cooking pot, then went out. Walking past the barricades, collected resources, and half-finished projects, she arrived at a barred iron door. She took the bar off, stepped inside, and faced true darkness.
This. This was where she felt most relaxed. In the dark, [Eavesdropping] for sound, for noise.
Because this section of the ruins—it was not quiet. She almost flinched when she heard the first tiny noise coming off from far away. The [Maid] smiled. At least here, she didn’t have to be alone.
It was time to delve deeper into the ruins and fight some giant fire spiders.
—
The normal spiders—if one saw two-foot-tall as normal—were not that much of an issue. They had begun to learn. Do not approach the [Maid’s] lair. In that direction was a swift death—only worse if you tried to put any webbing down.
However, the monster-type spiders were more stubborn. Not that smart, but twice as tough and annoying to deal with. And Fayette… was facing a slight issue in dealing with them. Especially the larger ones.
Her knives had been fine for the small ones, sort of weak as they were, but the larger ones… were just so damn solid. An exoskeleton of solid, shifting rock, and no handy cracks to pry knives through. [Cutlery Control] was a skill built for accuracy—not so much power.
And her broom was made of wood.
Fayette really didn’t want to get her precious brooms all burned up in their fiery webbing, but the other options weren’t good either. [Spicy Cooking] did nothing, there was just no good spot to get it in—the things were built like fortresses.
Giant, moving, fire-spewing, armored fortresses, in spider form.
Which left only one option. She had to take some risks.
Right now, Fayette was a few rooms deep inside the ruins, keeping her eyes closed, focusing on her [Dustsense]. It wasn’t that mighty of a skill; it could only cover about 15 feet around her at this rank. But it did let her sense the disturbance in the dust. A fiery tendril snaking.
She opened her eyes and saw. The one good thing about fighting these things was that they emitted light by themselves. She could fight blind, but it was at least twice as difficult. And there was not that much leeway here.
The [Maid] was crawling right now, hidden behind fallen rubble. This section of the place was in bad repair, and the walls and ceiling were literally falling apart—Fayette had had to dodge a falling brick twice. But right now, she was waiting. Her [Eavesdrop] had picked up on something, headed her way.
She hefted her broom up, eyeing the burnmarks along the shaft in the dim glow. Some minor damage, but it was still holding. And most importantly—the metal-tipped end was holding up better.
In these fights, Fayette was really only relying on two skills. [Maid Martial Arts] and [Maid Armour]. Her two true fighting options, and both very useful. She silently stood up, then jumped over the rubble. To the monster shambling forward on the other side.
It was big—well up to her neck in height. A craggy exterior of black rock, scuttling along on eight rumbling legs. Not so nimble—but fast and doubly strong. What need was there for nimbleness when two webs of fire trailed behind it, like the hems of a hellish wedding dress?
They seemed to sense by using tremors in the ground, so as soon as Fayette landed, it shifted. The [Maid] ran forward, broom ready.
The monster began to turn, body slow and cumbersome, but the webs were fast. The first was already almost at her, spreading into a wide net, which blocked her advance. Have to get through. The [Maid] fainted in one direction, then the other, and the second web of fire appeared there to block her. All sides covered, surrounded. Fayette held her broom forward.
And she vaulted over the webs, using her broom as a pole. Her body coordination really was in top form, [Maid Martial Arts] making the broom act almost as a fifth limb.
She landed, and then she was by the spider monster. She got one hit in, right at the head, and the broom's metal-end rang. Then two limbs of spindling rock tried to impale her.
So she went under it this time.
Disoriented from the hit to the head, the monster lost track of her for a moment and stumbled in confusion. The webs headed towards the ceiling. And Fayette just… stayed down there—under the monster. Taking a breather. That was too close.
The [Maid] waited, crawling under the rock spider’s frame, taking care to stay clear of the limbs as it scuttled, trying to find her. These things really aren’t smart.
After a minute or so, the monster relaxed, and it started scuttling forward leisurely again, webs trailing behind it.
Then a [Maid] appeared out of nowhere and hit it on the head five times.
Splat.
That really was the word of the hour, whenever she fought these things. The rock melted down in an instant, devolving into a grey goop, and a glowing orange monster core appeared under it. Fayette shuddered as she imagined how dirty she would have gotten underneath.
She pocketed the core, humming cheerfully. Another fine addition to her collection. She was making many.
[Another pest cleared, almost there!]
[Progress towards next level: 30%]
Then she strolled onwards, broom at her shoulder. That encounter really hadn’t been all that special, just standard fare as far as these creatures went. Sometimes the hiding trick didn’t work, and she had to run away. The things weren’t that good at chasing her, so Fayette didn’t consider the work that hazardous.
As the [Maid] walked, she swept the dust and grime away in a wave in front of her. She left every room she passed mostly clear, which meant her [Dustsense] would be poorer in them, but it had to be done. So that she would get experience, not get annoyed… and not get lost.
See, this place was pretty big, and the rooms didn’t really differ that much from each other. Just the same, dull, crumbling walls of brick, scorched clear of anything interesting.
Yeah. No treasure in sight. Not one bit.
She really cursed the monsters for that. There weren’t supposed to be fire monsters of all things in ancient ruins. Why, they would ruin all the mysterious books and artifacts, wouldn’t they?
Yes they would.
There weren’t even any piles of ash left, the years had mixed everything together into the same uniform dust. Fayette took a moment to stare at the dust she was sweeping in front of her. Was that bit of dust maybe once the ashes of a valuable book of secrets? Or was that other bit formerly some heirloom cupboard made from magical wood?
That was the thing, wasn’t it? Everything returned to dust someday. Dust laying in some dim corner—slowly accumulating.
And then a [Maid] would have to clean it.
Fayette’s eyes opened wide as she made the realization. Is this why [Sweep Dust] is so powerful? It represents the true power of time!
She waited for a second, holding her breath. No system notification—she had really hoped that that one would have given her an upgrade to the skill. She shook her head.
Reading that book over and over again was really getting to her. Fayette sighed. That’s a bit of a reach, isn’t it? Maybe clearing places like this of burnt artifacts is what they need [Cave Maids] for.
She almost got lost in her train of thought again when she felt a shift.
A rumble.
First, Fayette sensed it in her dust, an almost imperceptible wave traveling at the speed of sound. Then she felt it in her legs and ears.
Thump.
The [Maid] crouched down, dodging a loose rock that fell from above. How deep am I? If she thought about it—she was deeper in than she had ever been before, wasn’t she? Had she finally found something of true note?
Then she heard the second thump and knew what the sounds were. Something was moving. Something big and heavy.
She flattened herself against the wall, then slowly shuffled forwards, following the sound. Moving in the darkness was tough, especially as her mental [Dustsense] map of the area was distorted with each thump, like a paper being rustled around.
She heard a rumble coming from ahead and paused. A monster? No—monsters. A wave of them. Then she saw the glow coming ahead and jumped behind rubble for cover. A horde.
They came, and Fayette held her breath, shuddering at the sheer number. But they were all small, smaller than the first one she had seen. New borne? They were moving in a tide, spreading out at each intersection, splitting on their way further out. They didn’t notice the [Maid] creeping behind the rubble. Were they… fleeing?
Fayette waited, the monsters disappeared past her, and then she heard the thumping continue. Becoming more sporadic. She hurried towards it.
She kept to a brisk jog, just slow enough to allow for care, but she wanted to see this, whatever it was. And then Fayette did.
Peeking out of a doorway, she saw a lumbering form, ten feet tall, with a width three times that. A huge stone spider, with the biggest web of fire she had seen so far.
For a moment, she considered challenging it. Then she saw the web of fire move.
More of a cage than a web—really. One spread all the way around it, whole, no breaks in it. Too small for her to have any chance of getting through. And the giant spider was moving too. Not nimbly, but precisely. Every step was measured, and it was fast, those legs were just so long.
It was moving like a cat getting up from a nap, stretching limbs, pacing about the giant chamber. And then it paused, seemingly satisfied.
It got to work
The monster rumbled over to a corner, and began to dig, six huge shovel point limbs cracking open the stone wall and prying bits off, then lugging them behind.
The [Maid] finally took in just how big this chamber was. The monster looked like it could just about fit into the other corridors—but not snug. How long has it been digging here?
Slowly, Fayette crept away from it, admitting her defeat. There was no way she was defeating that.
At least yet.
—
And so, soon Fayette found herself back at her base, troubled. She felt anxious and full of nervous energy, but had nowhere to put it in. Delving the ruins had felt good, but she couldn’t do it all the time, and right now she felt danger in it. The titanic monster had been unsettling.
So she had nothing to do but pace around her cooking pot. It was still boiling, still hot. Fayette looked over her head gallery, but they weren’t reassuring her right now. Neither was the book. She wanted… someone.
She bent down, looking under the cooking pot—the glow had gotten weaker. A pile of monster cores laid below, emitting a steady stream of energy, which had kept the stew boiling hot for so long. Time for a refuel.
Fayette had made a little discovery on the monster cores, become somewhat of a [Researcher] too. Normally, they were only slightly warm, a bit more than her body, but there was a way to increase that. Is this how [Artificers] do it?
She laid her new monster core onto the ground, then hit it with a hammer five times. It began to heat up, cracks appearing on it. Four was too little, and six usually ended badly—this was the sweet spot she had discovered.
Good, that will last a bit longer. She threw it into the pile under the pot before it got too hot to touch, then got back up. She would have to go back to the ruins soon for more—had to keep the pot boiling. The [Maid] had to be ready to serve her guests.
If only they would come.
And then Fayette had nothing to do again. The silent, dark walls were leaning against her now, or was she leaning against them? The shadows were crawling closer, and she could almost hear whispering—but no, it was just more silence.
She fled to the pot, anchoring herself to the light and sound of boiling stew—she would need to add more water soon. Something to do. And maybe…
Fayette took out her feather duster, then started using [Sweep Dust]. On the sweet-smelling steam rising from the stew. She hoped it would travel farther, invite someone in—guide them to her fire by the scent.
And someone did come. Several someones, in fact. Fayette killed the spiders, went to her spider pile, and threw them on top.
Then she just stood there, looking out into the darkness. Being the [Maid] with no master had already felt weird, but the [Maid] with nobody at all… she didn’t begin singing that song. She just stared into the darkness, waiting for the glow of a lantern, or footsteps, or speech.
And the walls began to loom again. She was seeing only with her [Dustsense], but was the dust moving closer? Or was that just from her movement?
Yes, she was surviving here. Very well in fact. Food, water, bedding, entertainment… Getting lots of levels too—but she really didn’t want to stay any longer. Fayette wanted to leave. Or not leave… just listen to someone talk.
She smelled the scent of her stew, then began to walk back, saying a silent prayer.
C’mon, everyone. Hurry up.
A/N Writing the climax of this arc rn and want to edit them real proper, make sure it ends up good. Also Christmas soon. So posts will be a bit slower. I have to write two more chapters and then edit five.
But I have written 50k words of this story. In two weeks. Do you think the quality's holding up? I can't really tell.
Until next chapter...
Comments
zechamp
I think I should become a songwriter
Luboš Hemala
The intro music is quite catchy though! :-D
