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The Night Before Christmas
🕑 Added 2024-12-24 11:00:08 +0000 UTCChristmas just hits differently ever since Ash's mom started dating Colette.
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Archon
Oh, goodness, I could just imagine the commentary as she grabs a leg and yanks.
Anon44
Bröther, may I have some Früt?
Alex B
Früt?
gramathy
Why not suzie
Psudonym
She wanted it to be special!
Ashley Minor
Colette you're supposed to be under the tree. come on.
Damien Olivera
Back in my day, we sent the kids to do the chimney sweeping first.
yipyskipy
Looks more like it's meant to be "the elf fell off the shelf"
Death of Ink
"I remember when Christmas was wholesome for me...now it's just how often can my Mom and best friend find ways to mentally scar me."
Ascender
"Thank you, Santa!"
Death of Ink
Rose meanwhile is still waiting upstairs, wondering why Col's taking so long with their "Mommy seduced Santa Clause" role-playing.
Red
On the plus side, she did find colette before her mom did. It mught have been a whole lot more awkward the other way around
Red
Oh now is the moment for this joke, "whats this? Ash' mommy issues are evolving?! Congratulations they've evolved into step-mommy issues!"
Jashua Hurtado
Man Ashley just can never catch a break, can she?
